wojtekPosted: 13 Jan 2004, 3:11pm
Meat to the shizzake! Swiping my Hudson's coffee card while trying to get into the car park
I just had a threesome with ya mamma and your aunty
And they're coming back this arvo for the bukkake party
YARR Humph! Wore my top inside out, to town, the shops and around home till mum pointed it out.
Comfort comes to those with faith in mysterious ways but to me faith don't make up for what we lost...
*Josh Pike*
LauraPosted: 13 Jan 2004, 3:19pm
miss muntkin ~ she is back Ahhh... Where do I start??
I walked around the kitchen for 10 mins swearing cos i couldnt find the glad wrap, until someone pointed out it was directly infront of my chopping board
I had to do a load of dishes this morning, when it finished i went to take the rack out and instead of pulling up the sides i pulled up the front (like the one worked at my old work) and took off the front completly
..............
I have another shift in half an hour, im sure ill have more to report later
Dont confuse my smile for happiness...
It's insanity
~Getting drunker by the drink~
Yoda's Love Child
well happended yesterday but...
when getting in my car to go to work this morning i got in the passengers side. Didnt notice anything was wrong till i shut my door and put on the seat belt...
i was sleepy...
Scape Goat| QUOTE (macho nacho @ Jan 13 2004, 03:33 PM) |
| i was tyred... |
Does that mean you got run over ?
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned
JayVeePosted: 13 Jan 2004, 3:28pm
Hilary the Harlot you bet me to it! i was going to start a thread called this after my efforts of late...
*trying to start an already running car, with my work keys.
"I'm in the world fox trottin getting my Fred Astaire on..."
"you just cant be picking shit up and calling it a gumnut"
".....behind blue eyes"
I DON'T HAVE AN 'INSIDE VOICE'.. called a customer a 'complete fuckwit' when on the phone to him, not realising I hadn't covered the phone properly...... luckily he only laughed...
Yesterday someone in here called compaq in the city & left a message on one of their voice mails saying "No one in this company answers their f*#king phones" (or to that effect,,) I get a phone call from a girl later saying "someone called from this number & left an abusive message, we have caller ID on the message bank....."
Good with moments of GREATNESS
Vaginas have never given me a scrap of money. But they put a smile on my face, therefore I declare them to be good.
My time, I thought was better spent not smelling the roses..
..... Happier it has made me, to stop for you.. - Schnookie
KennefPosted: 13 Jan 2004, 3:48pm
Immature Shit| QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Jan 13 2004, 03:23 PM) |
| Wore my top inside out, to town, the shops and around home till mum pointed it out. |
AHA! Now you know how I felt!!!!
LC only mentioned the fact that my t-shirt was inside out after ordering breakfast and after we had sat down to eat it at the cafe down the road
You really are a loser aren't you?
I DON'T HAVE AN 'INSIDE VOICE'.. Was going to put this elsewhere but here will do....
Almost the biggest fuck-up this company would've endured... The opening of the Adel - Darw. railway tomorrow....
It was this close -><- to being fucked over....
The opening would not have happened (am hoping I'm not being led down the garden path & it is actually tomorrow..!) if it hadn't been for my silver tongue & fast thinking, not to mention my desperate pleading with the company supplying the equipment......
Good with moments of GREATNESS
Vaginas have never given me a scrap of money. But they put a smile on my face, therefore I declare them to be good.
My time, I thought was better spent not smelling the roses..
..... Happier it has made me, to stop for you.. - Schnookie
doss bitch
not today but the other day walked opened the cupboard door to walk out the room thinking it was the real door.
BabyShambledG.T.I.D - Giney Till I Die - Giney Krew 4 Life
www.myspace.com/77883534 - My Off the Hook Myspace!
I said you see these two cold fingers
These crooked fingers I show
You a way to mean no
LuciPosted: 13 Jan 2004, 4:48pm
Hot Laideh I wanted G to check a link to an animated gif as to wether or not it worked. I didnt realise the link was to our works intranet.. oopsies!
..::Life's not a bitch:Life is a beautiful woman:You only call her a bitch:Cos she wont let you get that pussy:Maybe she didn't feel ya'll:Or share any similar interests:Or maybe you just an asshole:Who couldn't sweet talk a princess::..
DJ BenPosted: 13 Jan 2004, 5:28pm
Does your local DJ do this? I went down to Coles yesterday and did some shopping for about 20 mins. Got home to realise that my fly was completely undone the entire time.
Thought I could feel a bit of a breeze!
Music is what feelings sound like - Fredrick B Hahm
Arguing with people about the merits of certain types of music is, IMHO, largely futile. I have seen countless forumers arguing the point that "this style is good" and "that style is shit". From my experience you can't tell someone to like or dislike anything, they just do. With music, I always play somebody something I like, and ask what they think, rather than telling them why it's good, or why they should like it - Ivan Gogh
...... Was in such a rush to get to work this morning that i didnt even realise until hours later that i put my undies on inside out
They say it's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for......And if you've noticed I ain't said shit for a couple minutes now.
GROOV3Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 6:22pm
------------------------------------- i hate things in the morning
like you get in the shower and you go to wash your hair realise youve used conditioner first and then think about what to do
once i rocked up to work with my sneakers on (i dress buisness pants shirt tie etc)
got lots more but they can wait
This has got to be one of the dumbest things I have done, I have a turd 5yo Bro, he was going to throw some toy at me, then to block what he was throwing I slammed the door.......on my own head. Nearly knocked myself out :P No wonder people say I don't know my own strength *lol*
Shooter
RachiePosted: 13 Jan 2004, 6:56pm
Laughter is medicine Dumbest thing ive ever done is... when i was drunk , and away camping at blanchetown with friends, there was a raft there, and my firend was sitting about 200 m at the campsite and i was on the raft and i decided to ring her optus freetime O_o.... heh...she was like "Rachel...IM 200 M AWAY U IDIOT!" lol.
We take a cab to the Cross. I can't stop thinking about blood. I look at Jacob and think of all the blood pulsing inside of him. What if Jacob were to burst open and his blood were to leak out all over the cab?
There is a sign in the cab that says :
Patrons are to note that a fee of $40 is charged should a driver have to undertake additional cleaning.
SiGOPosted: 13 Jan 2004, 7:09pm
Iron Pants?!| QUOTE (brodez @ Jan 13 2004, 06:53 PM) |
a couple of years ago i got up to get ready for school, had a shower, had breakfast, wondered why it was dark out side, checked the clock and it was 3am my olds said they didn't even hear me. |
Back in the day when i was working on the vineyards, i wasnt getting much sleep, then one day after work i came home and fell asleep, woke up at "8am" wondering why the fuck my mate didnt pick me up for work, ran into the house had a shower, got dressed etc (didnt even think it was weird for mum and dad to be sitting outside drinking at "8am") went to ring my mate, then realised it was 8pm... ARGH!
JJ - "you couldn't just sell RA archives on ebay"
tekkasPosted: 13 Jan 2004, 7:27pm
happy is what happy doesif ya dont wanna dance, what the f**k did u come here for?
lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself.
StrykePosted: 13 Jan 2004, 7:36pm
You've got Gold| QUOTE (missjaykay @ Jan 13 2004, 04:55 PM) |
| not today but the other day walked opened the cupboard door to walk out the room thinking it was the real door. |
You just wanted to get into my cupboard.
Under the Influence- Wednesday nights at the Cumby. Liquid dnb with G-Swift, Stryke & guests
'Feelings? Feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries'
PhortePosted: 13 Jan 2004, 7:43pm
googley eyes ...repeatedly got tongue tied whilst speaking to customers at work today...
ahwell they talk in a way that doesnt help us understand nearly all the time, doesnt hurt to talk in a way that they dont understsand us from time to time!!
fozeePosted: 13 Jan 2004, 8:27pm
slash gash stab mofo Just got caught by an unmarked speed camera.
On Miller Rd.
FARK!!!!!!!
watch out they are everywhere
Cheers......................................... FUCKFACE
that's unasseptable!! that is impressive!
and the way the rain falls down hard
thats how i feel inside ...
ride em pink Drank a cup of diluted blood by accident
I was drinking apple/raspberry cordial which is a light pink colour. I left the room and when I came back my sister had cleared up my glass..I saw a cup sitting in the sink which was the same as mine and had this light pink liquid in it...picked it up, took a massive gulp, only to realise it tasted really wrong..
Asked her what it was and she went very quiet..then told me she'd just tipped all the raw meat juices into the sink where the cup I'd just drank from was sitting!
BLERGH!
THAT is stupid!
I am heaven sent / Don't you dare forget / I am all you've ever wanted / What everyone else promised / Sorry I told / I just needed you to know / I think in decimals and dollars / I am the cause to all your problems / Shelter from cold / We're never alone / Coordinate brain and mouth / Then ask me what it's like to have myself so figured out / I wish I knew.
Dear Dolly| QUOTE (FunkyChicken @ Jun 18 2005, 03:23 PM) |
hope moses is bilding me a god damn boat.
|
That would be Noah actually

Well what do you know, all those years at a Catholic school has finally come in handy
You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!!
'I hope one day, I'm Sandy Cohen' - Quazza
'Its not very exciting. I look at it like evolution - techno came first but then it kept improving and we got other styles. Why would you still listen to techno? Its like riding a horse to work instead of taking the car'. - Tracy on techno
wheres the totem tennis at?
MekahPosted: 21 Jun 2005, 10:13pm
Hello stranger... What a floozie. ahh so embarrasing writing this but I think its good for a laugh anyways..
sitting at the dinner table and I say to my brother "bark at the cat to see if it recognises the bark or the noise"...
haha pretty stupid I know.. was meant to say " bark at the cat to see if it recognises the bark or the smell/dog". I jst wantd to do a test to see if the bark would freak it out.
tehehe
Homer: It'll be great to see the old gang again. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.
Marge: That wasn't you, that was "Happy Days"!
Homer: No, they weren't all happy days. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.
Raver1Posted: 21 Jun 2005, 10:20pm
HARDCORE 
Why is that funny?
"Who needs a chill out room when you can just go hard then get dragged off to the munt tent?..."!
Lets get Hoff tap
.......how loose is ya goose coz mekah is an idiot!
IM RAVING IM RAVING
without memories your nothing but a newbie clinging to shit times..large quantities and shit venues..
RAVING MY BALLS OFF SINCE BACK IN THE DAY
FiNRGPosted: 21 Jun 2005, 11:45pm
- Transenergy - when i went to gym today i went to get onto the bike and i wasn't watching wat i was doing was watching the tv on the roof and i lost my footing and fell ass over tits ahahha
Get InfectedGet Finrgized!
_R-E_Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 12:25am
SOLID speeding in my work car park..boss was not happy.
Upcoming
Thursday 21St
Chemistry(NRG 4 SET)
Fri July 29
Echo's 1st Bday @ BLACK CAT
D-LIGHT @ Jimmy Rowes coming soon
PrattyPosted: 22 Jun 2005, 1:19am
'Nigger tried to roll the dice but just crapped out'| QUOTE (RaVeR cHiCk @ Jun 7 2005, 04:11 PM) |
| third time ive been done in under a month |
Yeah sure. I know you better than that!
SHAKE @ MOJO'S every Thursday night. The best in cheese and house
HEAT @ BLACK CAT ever Friday night. Weekly crews such as Stealth, Surveillance, Sex on Dex, Infiltrate Sound and more.
Flavour @ Mojo's every Saturday Night. The best commercial breaks club night in town
Raver post rubish on this site
the worm hole riot
cv sound studios/enter the vortex
hard elctro trance
industrial tech
gangsta breaks the captain of scrach
NakedPosted: 24 Jun 2005, 5:39pm
all class!
Freeform Mentalist!
"Each memory granted, each wish, resign'd"
TeknoRocker| QUOTE (FiNRG @ Jun 21 2005, 11:45 PM) |
| when i went to gym today i went to get onto the bike and i wasn't watching wat i was doing was watching the tv on the roof and i lost my footing and fell ass over tits ahahha |
I did much better than that FiNRG!!!
I fell off the back of a treadmill whilst I was going full bore ... that was embarrassing enough in crowded CV room, but what I did next eclipsed that ten-fold ... I tried to get back on while it was still going ... and I fell off again much worse this time and crashed into the rowing machine behind it LOL
Life is so ordinary without Techno
ADELAIDE TECHNO MOVEMENT - Join The Movement!
tweakPosted: 24 Jun 2005, 8:21pm
GOSH ...I got up. everything went to shit from there
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Flippin' out Come on Dingey, it can't be all bad. Saturdeeeee is coming.
Alan, that's hilarious! I need to find out some was of getting fitter again. The gym just bores me to tears though.
23rd July, it's a Birthday Bash!
8pm, Mojos west. Come one, come all! ( I'm too cheap to sms everyone, and this is easier, so there.)
im not a drug addict i'm a raver reheated a steak in the microwave
forgot about it
1/2 an hour later
open door
pass out
wake up
swear loudly
now hungry
Like A Moth Drawn To The Moon
Flippin' out Open door and pass out? Did you knock your head on the door?
23rd July, it's a Birthday Bash!
8pm, Mojos west. Come one, come all! ( I'm too cheap to sms everyone, and this is easier, so there.)
Mo
My warning to everyone- DO NOT i repeat DO NOT heat up a boiled egg in the microwave, because it will explode in your face. I f your wondering, yes I did learn this the hard way...
I came here to party, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do
tweakPosted: 24 Jun 2005, 9:25pm
GOSH| QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Jun 24 2005, 09:21 PM) |
| Open door and pass out? Did you knock your head on the door? |
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Flippin' out Boiled egg in microwave? That would have been a little bit painful.
23rd July, it's a Birthday Bash!
8pm, Mojos west. Come one, come all! ( I'm too cheap to sms everyone, and this is easier, so there.)
Dear Dolly Went in to work when they were expecting me to call in sick again
You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!!
'I hope one day, I'm Sandy Cohen' - Quazza
'Its not very exciting. I look at it like evolution - techno came first but then it kept improving and we got other styles. Why would you still listen to techno? Its like riding a horse to work instead of taking the car'. - Tracy on techno
tweakPosted: 24 Jun 2005, 9:29pm
GOSH| QUOTE (mo wants to dance @ Jun 24 2005, 09:22 PM) |
My warning to everyone- DO NOT i repeat DO NOT heat up a boiled egg in the microwave, because it will explode in your face. I f your wondering, yes I did learn this the hard way... |
somebody needs to say - DER
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Mr Gruff| QUOTE (mo wants to dance @ Jun 24 2005, 09:22 PM) |
My warning to everyone- DO NOT i repeat DO NOT heat up a boiled egg in the microwave, because it will explode in your face. I f your wondering, yes I did learn this the hard way... |
My cousin Eug, blew up his microwave the other day with IceMagic.... awesome. Blew chocolate everywhere and he had to get a new microwave hehehe
Eug - I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and Sam pushin!
Who would've been silly enough to say to a very attractive girl wanting sex - "I can't stand a rank pussy. If it's really that bad, I'll just fuck you, wash, and leave...." ..??
There are no 'degrees' of Ugly. As soon as you decide you wouldn't hit it - that's ugly enough. - Schnookie
Mr Gruff For my stupid thing from a week and a bit ago... (hmmm, could be more than that now...) see signature...
Eug - I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and Sam pushin!
Who would've been silly enough to say to a very attractive girl wanting sex - "I can't stand a rank pussy. If it's really that bad, I'll just fuck you, wash, and leave...." ..??
There are no 'degrees' of Ugly. As soon as you decide you wouldn't hit it - that's ugly enough. - Schnookie
Reading RA is like Pulling Teeth .... got drunk
well that was last night but i just finished my last drink n hour ago
i think ill start up again shortly

that will be the first stupid thing i do today
my opinion all thou clouded with deception is only my perception of the situation in question ! no exceptions !!
CEO of Kotton Kandy Inc .
For Fluffy Outfits Pm or MSN Me
Raver Rates Best Around
i have 3 blue blocks :D ...hmm....where to start...after the consumption of many alcoholic beverages....... climbing on the bonnet of a car, crawling over the roof and then rolling off the boot.... grabbing hold of an electric fence after being told not to....and finally... passing out
TRANCE isn't a form of music... it's a way of life..
I see music being used as communication between body and soul, to express what it too deep to find for words
tweakPosted: 26 Jun 2005, 8:07pm
GOSH the first thing i consumed today was a beer.... its not sitting to well..
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
NEXT| QUOTE (tweak @ Jun 26 2005, 08:07 PM) |
| the first thing i consumed today was a beer.... its not sitting to well.. |
thats because you didn't put the lemon in
wot can I say,you brought it on yourself
WELL ARE YOU IN OR OUT????????????????????????????????
slidePosted: 30 Jun 2005, 7:32pm
staunch see the winter enchanted thread.
.......just quietly!
Synthesizing mind altering drugs - the dark side.........
JayVeePosted: 1 Jul 2005, 10:05am
ha ha!!! .:sat at my desk for a good 10mins trying to work out what day it is.. "monday or friday? its friday yeah? but it feels like a monday.. i swear i was here 3 days ago.. thats a weekend.. it must be monday"... d'oh!
"I'm in the world fox trottin getting my Fred Astaire on..."
"you just cant be picking shit up and calling it a gumnut"
".....behind blue eyes"
Strip Mario Kart Champion! Forgot to check whether I had enough bus trips left on my bus ticket and then realised that no, I don't. And no cash in my wallet. Walking home for me... exercise I guess
I'm not whinging. I've just got an opinion!
I prefer the term fuckpuppet.
Lions and Tigers and Bears... OH MY!
In these shoes...? I don't think so!
... (well, last night actually) forgot to set my alarm so I woke up an hour later than I planned to. Hmpf >:|
CourtzPosted: 16 Feb 2006, 8:00am Go Spidey Go!!
..woke up at 7.45 was getting ready for work when I realised that I had a meeting at 8.00 so I was late for my fucking meeting >:|
SzymonPosted: 16 Feb 2006, 8:06am PvDuffman!
leaving the blinds in your bedroom open over night...so the bloody sun wakes you up at 6am, and u cant get back to sleep between then and when you actually have to wake up >:|
fly away, lesbian seagull
i work at night and early this morning i decided to have one of my regular work snoozes, and went to sleep with my legs crossed up on a desk, and woke an hour later with my ankle all bruised and sore from the other being on top of it :( here i am hobbling around at work like a cripple, while the boss is laughing at me telling me thats what happens when you fall asleep at a desk and that next time get the conference room keys off of him :|)
tekkasPosted: 8 Mar 2006, 1:59pm happy is what happy does
at about 2:30pm today, realised there were a pair of undies scrunched up in the leg of the jeans Id been wearing to work all day :grin:
how the hell did that happen!!
Vote: Bi Polar and Team Rocket :for Winter Enchanted!!
Said the words "n shit" to my lawyer. Whoops!!
Vote: Bi Polar and Team Rocket :for Winter Enchanted!!
QUOTE(Jessez @ Mar 8 2006, 03:57 PM)
luckily, thats what she did too. Laughed. Phew!!
I'd have expected a different response from one of Adelaide's highest price solicitors!!! Oh well, goes to show that everyone is human, and has a sense of humour :lol:
FREE!
stuck my finger in a 5 foot sharks asshole to check its tempriture :saywhat:
slidePosted: 15 Mar 2006, 9:27am No Turn Left Unstoned
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah fuk mate!!!!
JonesyPosted: 15 Mar 2006, 9:29am STINKING SMOKERS!!!!
woke up what the hell its my day off and i got nothing to do!!!!!!!!
FREE!
theres a video aswell.....................
boys are silly!
:lol:
Why is there footage of this!?
NoddyPosted: 15 Mar 2006, 9:36am Ya fooken' dickhead!
I'll always get excited when Jimbo's name appears in the something stupid thread because you just know he's going to raise the bar with yet another impressive tale.
Respect!
boys are silly!
So was there a reason that it was being filmed? And also was there reason for you having to check it's temperature?
:lol:
FREE!
its gunna be hard to better this one...........I HOPE I DONT.
god knows why we filmed it :dontgetit: .and it obviousy it looked sick? or i could just have been a drunk sick disturbed attention seeker.
This post has been edited by D.J JIMBO DA METAL HEAD!!!!: Mar 15 2006, 09:42 AM
JonesyPosted: 15 Mar 2006, 9:41am STINKING SMOKERS!!!!
To see if it had a cold???
dont they live in water LOL
Benj2.0Posted: 15 Mar 2006, 10:07am _
..crawled out from under my hangover and came to work :(
BlitzPosted: 15 Mar 2006, 10:11am Better Than Life!
I just bought 10 rewriteable CDs instead of just regular blank CDs. . was wondering why they were so damn expensive :nugget:
fly away, lesbian seagull
i went for a drug screen today and asked the nurse if she could tell the difference between urine and saline :teehee: so she had to watch me "give a sample" after that remark...for some reason they don't like comments like that
Pfft!!! Bite me!
...I woke up!!! Shoulda taken a sickie and stayed in bed :doze:
Stina
Was fell asleep and missed out on the funniest shit
Snooz reinactment pls or however you spell it struggling to see straight right now :shear:
One to many :err:
Raver
I just got up so I havn't had anytime to do anything stupid today... (yet)
Shake it!
... went into office works and asked two girls (who didn't work there) where i could find something... I felt so stupid! :blush:
SzymonPosted: 15 May 2006, 9:18pm Drinking beer since 1981
shaved my hair again (#1 all over this time)...its farkin cooold!!!
BlitzPosted: 15 May 2006, 9:20pm Imaginarium
one from the weekend -
got so paro i couldnt stand up, fell over face first, cuts all over.
then lost my wallet somewhere in my front yard (found the phone next morning..no wallet though)
Its more like Cheesus
was laughing my guts out at Steve-O being dropped on his head... throw myself back on the lounge, and cracked my own head on the airconditioner :erm:
did this on fryday harry asked me to get some herbs from his boot and i smacked me head on the boot fuck
(^0^) \m/
....got back to a mates house @ 5am after being smashed at St Pauls and cranked the decks up for a mix, and the Cops knocked on the door..... :grin: :grin: Funny as fuck... :lol: :tongue: :tongue:
JayVeePosted: 21 May 2006, 9:51pm Hilary the Harlot
vodka and sambuca shots... :sick:
trying one of those mushroom burgers from hj's... :sick: so gross!!!
Stina loves gettin sideways
Was agree to something i dont wanna do :stoop:
Just to make someone else happy :|)
...Heavenly...
....dropped my car off for its service, caught the tram back home, only to realise that i hadn't taken my house key off my car keys....so i had to catch the tram back in to get them... :nugget: :blush:
...Heavenly...
haha...I wouldn't have blamed you either for laughing at me...I laughed at myself for being so stupid...I think that tops the list of the stupid things i've done lately :blush:
Miss you tooo....heeeaps... :(
DJ BenPosted: 14 Jun 2006, 3:24am Read my lips
Walked into a clothing show yesterday, found some tops i wanted to try on and then proceeded to ask the assistant if i could take them into the changing room for a listen!
:nugget:
12th` monkey
sragen tina masak kalah! luh ! dan nah tuh muncul satu dan ya .kumu tak bagus
eeebeePosted: 25 Jun 2006, 5:12am Raver
i was a sook all day and all night and despite mum buying me a new outfit and vic spoiling me...... i was a sack all night..... oh well next weekend will be a big one.... Good luck for exams Vic!!!! :wub:
.......how loose is ya goose
prolly coz you put House music on.. *eep*
.......how loose is ya goose
S.M.P.Posted: 25 Jun 2006, 12:26pm *certified freak magnet*
well the stupid thing I did actually occured yesterday, but still rates a worthy mention today, and just shows how blonde I really am ;)
DL'ing some music, and my pc tells me it has low disc space, so I must do a 'clean up'.....and then I proceed to un-install the modem on the pc...Doh!!!! I have no excuse except me = pc illiterate :lol:
Big thanks to Teknique for cleaning up my mess :grin:
Its more like Cheesus
...last night, I laid down for a nap at 6pm, planning to wake up at midnight and head into town... but woke up at midday this morning instaad...
Oops
18 hours of sleep... :saywhat:
Join the quest to eliminate the cheese...
........drove through a Military check point at 3:30am, just minutes before hearing a shit load of gun shots!!!!
m@kaPosted: 26 Jun 2006, 8:46am Max Power
:cry: come to work on two hours sleep after watching the world cup all night!
BUDA BING! exclusive.soprano!
QUOTE(LightningChyld @ Jun 26 2006, 09:00 AM)
Where on earth were you???
i,m guessing happy valley
>DeKz<Posted: 26 Jun 2006, 10:24am Mullers & Packers Association South Aust.
stupid thing i done yesterday. got locked down in the airport yesterday from 7 30am till around one when they let everyone out of quarintieen.
that was a fuckin shit way how to handle a scare.
JayVeePosted: 14 Jul 2006, 11:39am
Hilary the Harlot.:walked into the corner of the counter at full pace... thats gonna leave a mark!
"I'm in the world fox trottin getting my Fred Astaire on..."
"you just cant be picking shit up and calling it a gumnut"
".....behind blue eyes"
^EVERYTHING^got carried away and drank half a bottle of turkey in one dvd(machine head concert) OOOUUUUUUCH!
just got up and re heated some indian by putting it in the FRIDGE!

comin soon "THE APOCALYPSE SHOW"
YARR Humph!Hahaha, well done Jimbo!
Comfort comes to those with faith in mysterious ways but to me faith don't make up for what we lost...
*Josh Pike*
Mr SPosted: 29 Jul 2006, 7:12pm
Life is HardQUOTE(metal head! @ Jul 29 2006, 07:07 PM)
got carried away and drank half a bottle of turkey in one dvd(machine head concert) OOOUUUUUUCH!
just got up and re heated some indian by putting it in the FRIDGE!

your rusty spider is going to loo like the Japanese flag tomorrow mate

with no thought comes great irresponsibility
^EVERYTHING^YEAH.......... was setting up our home theatre fuckin "MUSIC" got me ended up paro asleep just got up with a hangover which i some how got in an hour of drinking at 2pm............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON?
comin soon "THE APOCALYPSE SHOW"
Mr SPosted: 29 Jul 2006, 7:27pm
Life is Hardgetting old mate.. that's the only answer

with no thought comes great irresponsibility
^EVERYTHING^QUOTE(Mr S @ Jul 29 2006, 07:27 PM)
getting old mate.. that's the only answer

thankyou for reminding me jarrod.

comin soon "THE APOCALYPSE SHOW"
GYPSYPosted: 29 Jul 2006, 10:20pm
Sketchy.QUOTE(metal head! @ Jul 29 2006, 07:48 PM)
thankyou for reminding me jarrod.

well SOMEBODY has to remind you. when ya get to your age, you cant be expected to remember on your own.
old cunt.

Buying Your Mama Cheap Drinks Since Back In The Day
GYPSYPosted: 31 Jul 2006, 6:33pm
Sketchy...apart from double posting in two separate threads (its not MY fault you lot arent as stupid as me)...i happened to empty a bin at work that was filled with metallic glitter powder outside in the wind.....thus resulting in me looking like madi-gra came a little early this year.
serves me right for STEALING said glitter powder for someone in the first place (you know who you are!

)
Buying Your Mama Cheap Drinks Since Back In The Day
^EVERYTHING^QUOTE(GYPSY @ Jul 29 2006, 10:20 PM)
well SOMEBODY has to remind you. when ya get to your age, you cant be expected to remember on your own.
old cunt.

hey numnuts your 8 days older than me

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Mr SPosted: 31 Jul 2006, 7:55pm
Life is HardQUOTE(metal head! @ Jul 31 2006, 07:41 PM)
hey numnuts your 8 days older than me

BAAAHAHAHA.. you stupid young kids
with no thought comes great irresponsibility
^EVERYTHING^QUOTE(Mr S @ Jul 31 2006, 07:55 PM)
BAAAHAHAHA.. you stupid young kids
bwhahaha i,m quite happy YOU sir are older than me
hows lynton doin these days? havnt seen him in a while.
comin soon "THE APOCALYPSE SHOW"
...Heavenly...*hands em a razor*
go on, you know you want to

....... GINEY CREW .........
Mr SPosted: 31 Jul 2006, 8:21pm
Life is HardQUOTE(metal head! @ Jul 31 2006, 08:04 PM)
bwhahaha i,m quite happy YOU sir are older than me
hows lynton doin these days? havnt seen him in a while.
yeah he's doing ok mate.. if your ever in town drop in and see us one afternoon

with no thought comes great irresponsibility
^EVERYTHING^QUOTE(Mr S @ Jul 31 2006, 08:21 PM)
yeah he's doing ok mate.. if your ever in town drop in and see us one afternoon

yep i will mate lifes flat out at the moment moving business etcetcetc but yepfor sure ol fella

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dbbPosted: 31 Jul 2006, 9:09pm
scrobblerI stupidly left the stability control on whilst driving the rx8 extremely hard through Gorge road today. It decided to correct me as I was power oversteering through a corner, and it almost send me into the granite cliff.
Wisely, I then switched it off and continued my enjoyable drive.
CourtzPosted: 31 Jul 2006, 10:03pm
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*QUOTE(~:Betty:~ @ Jul 31 2006, 08:06 PM)
where would you like me to start? It was just one of those days today, shouldn't have woken up

'its just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked... everybody sux..."
You don't really know why, but you want justify, ripping someone's head off!!
Yep know that feeling babe!!
Hear me now
Words I vow
No fucking regrets
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Have you seen my snail?
His name is Larry and he hisses...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tying yourself to me
Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me
So precious loving the thrill
TegsPosted: 31 Jul 2006, 10:49pm
Hominalost my locker keys for the second time
forgot to swipe on at work
took a massive speccy in netball but then ruined it by letting the ball slip from my hands after id already caught it .. must i do something embarrasing every day!!!!!!!
tomorrow they will have to break into my locker for the second time cuz ive lost keys..thats it im getting a combination lock!!!!!
The only trouble is if they send us to that damn Planet of the Apes..
wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...
.....
.........
THAT WAS OUR PLANET!!!!!!
REACH 4 DA LASERSWell i rolled the 4 wheeler down the side of creek bank... DOH
It was pretty fun getting it back up though!!
SINIT CRU....................Even when your not lookin you SINIT
^EVERYTHING^QUOTE(-XTermIN_8_oR- @ Aug 1 2006, 06:18 PM)
Well i rolled the 4 wheeler down the side of creek bank... DOH
It was pretty fun getting it back up though!!
what sort of quad?
and went into the police station
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REACH 4 DA LASERSQUOTE(metal head! @ Aug 1 2006, 07:49 PM)
what sort of quad?
and went into the police station

Grizzley 660 I think.
SINIT CRU....................Even when your not lookin you SINIT
QuazzaPosted: 2 Aug 2006, 6:10pm
12 years and countin!bought a beanie the other day,same brand(lee)and similar to my old one.Wore it all yesterday,a lil tight but not bad....
looked at the the tag today,pink writing with "Miss Lee" on it.Reason it looks so similar is cos its the girls version
sigh
Pratty and Stylus discuss the ITM top 50....
Pratty "that itm things fucked,Subbos not even in it"
Stylus "Who?"
Pratty "DJ Submission"
Stylus "I dont know who that is"
^EVERYTHING^said something i shouldnt have............
FUCKHEAD! *SLAPS HEAD!*
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AnzacPosted: 2 Aug 2006, 6:21pm
No its not fucking slowed down DnB!!!QUOTE(Quazza @ Aug 2 2006, 06:10 PM)
bought a beanie the other day,same brand(lee)and similar to my old one.Wore it all yesterday,a lil tight but not bad....
looked at the the tag today,pink writing with "Miss Lee" on it.Reason it looks so similar is cos its the girls version
sigh
a bit Miss Lee-ding...
lame yes I know so I will stfu now...
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