Elevator People

i'm the guy who's music u can hear blasting from his headphones

im also a music headphones blast person

If you don’t have a type, here are a few suggestions…

1) When there's only one person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you

2) Press the buttons and pretend they give you an electric shock. Smile, and go back for more

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile phone and ask if they know what floor you're on

5) Hold the doors open and say you waiting for a freind. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait untill someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "Thats mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everybody in the lift

8) Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets in, ask if they have an appointment

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play

10) Leave a plain cardboard box in the corner, and when someone gets on , ask them if they can hear the ticking

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers

12) Ask "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone sniffing them occasionally

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist

16) Tell people you can see theie aura

17) Call out "Group Hug" and then do it

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly

21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers

22) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope

23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."

25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the passengers, "This is my personal space"

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When there is a full elevator why does everyone go quiet?

I will always make conversation with the nicest looking female in there ... have made some very nice friends like that.

yeah same with beterman music on not carring

and blahzae how did you know what i do in elevators

i hate mothers with children and babies screaming and crying in such a confined space..really annoys the hell out of me...

i'm audible farter.

i like humming that clown song you always hear homer humming on the simpsons.. it really makes people worried... give it a go one day... you'll love it.. but the trick is not to start smilying yourself when you do it..

Ha ha,

i like the 'making Explosion noises when any one presses a button'.. mmm might have to try that one...

Also i like to push all the button's just as you leave the lift... Nice way to piss people off....

That's why i was put on this Earth... :) :troop:

lmao, im definately a Foot shifter, damn elevators take to long and i just dont know what else to do
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haha.. elevators are heeeps fun!!! we were in rundle mall last week and got bored watin for bek, who was shoppin in bras and things or somethin, so we went to the massiv glass elivators, and there was this chair in it.. So me nd Pix took turns spinnin around on the chair and goin up and down the elevator.. lol.. i felt all sick and dizzy after that. :sick: :sick:

I'm the person who rushes in and heads straight for the hand rails and grabs on for dear life!

I dont like lifts... they scare me... and make me feel sick! :crazy:

ohh had the funniest elevator ride with a couple of kids from freeformation, i assume, on saturday morning about 5:30am ... i had just finished work (well slight detour past the pub) and was heading home..

Boys: "having a good night?" :saywhat:
Me: "ha! not as good as your having!"

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I'm the type that walks in sits down and starts meditating, no shit as well was funny to see their faces when they got off and we (me and some mates) still sitting there.

i think i have seen people do that it's the wierdest and funniest thing to see haven't been came to try it my self yet

Just start undressing, I think that'd be funny

or bring in some sauce and put it in your mouth then when the door shuts start coughing it out all over people getting them freaked

bring in a sleeping bag and as the doors close un roll it and ask the people in the lift for the last to leave to switch off the light

i'm a ground starer.

glad we got that sorted out!