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BettermanPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:31pm
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i wasn't going to post this story/questions, but after some persuasion in another thread i have decided to.

on saturday night i had an engagement party, so i went to it.
THE END

...kidding

ok, the engagement party was pretty good, had a bit to drink (as you do), after that finished the plan was for everyone to go to the casino then waves. casino was ok. so anyways after this we realised the line up for waves was way too long so most ppl went home but a small group of us stayed out. the small group split up, 2 people went to savvys and the other 2 went to earth. obviously i went to earth. now the person i went to earth with was a young female from the engagement that i had been speaking to for a bit, and she seemed keen an all holding my arm an flirtin etc. i dont know why, i wasnt' looking my best still recovering from enchanted with cracked lips and burnt arms, but she didn't seem to mind 001_smile.gif

we got to earth, but only stayed 20 mins. i saw ricebubbles drunk off his head, and aces high following him around laughing at him. apart from that not very busy so i said lets go and she said yeah where do you want to go, i suggested recovery club (it was 4:30am), and after having some booze to keep us going we left earth. as we walked out the front doors she suggests going to the beach instead. i say 'yeah for sure' and we leave, my mind is already thinking dirty thoughts and im sure hers was too. we find a nice quiet spot up north of henley an i park facing the beach, nice view. it was still dark but daylight was coming soon so i acted fast and got her to come to the back with me.

so she eventually gets into the back with me and we are getting it on, taking clothes off etc. and next as i always do i gently start to put pressure on her head downward so she realises to go down and give head. she stops and said 'i don't give head'. i say 'ok thats cool, why not though'. she said 'it doesnt taste the best...........................plus i dont know what to do very well'

i was about to dismiss it and accept it until she said the 'i dont know what to do very well' part. i go to her 'really? just show me quickly an il tell you'. after deciding for 30 secs she says ok and starts. after a minute i stopped her and she says 'how was that' i said something to her like 'ok, but not the most pleasurable'. now i don't know why i said what i said next but it just came to me an i blurted it out.......

'I'm going to teach you'

she couldnt believe it and peaked at me an stuff but after a couple mins of talking rationally about it and me putting my argument across she was convinced and agreed.

so i started to teach her everything from the basics through to advanced stuff. we went through stroking, licking, sucking, tongue action on shaft, around tip etc, ball rubbing techniques, twisting mouth action, eye contact, improvisation, combo moves, followed by finishing off with learning to take a facial 014_gasp.gif . it took a while (id say a good half hour on an off) but by the end she was as good as a porn star, an had a massively sore jaw too 016_lol.gif after resting up for a bit followed by sex i took her home at around 9am, and went straight home to get ready to head up to murray bridge with my brother and cousin for water sports

now i was thinking about this last night and i though about women id been with that had been really really good at head and the ones that had been really really bad, and i was wondering whether the good ones were taught properly like what i did, or whether it was all just from experience over the years. if it is the later, i got this girl years and years of experience in less than an hour, which im sure her future boyfriends, lovers, husband etc will be very thankful for. she was thankful too, an said she'd now mayb do it a little bit more often now that she knew what she was doing.

now my question to all of you is did i do a good thing or a bad thing? i have gotten mixed reactions so far. also, whether you are male or female....would you appreciate being taught how to give awesome oral sex? and if so wouldn't you take satisfaction knowing that everytime you give it from thereon you know your partner is going to absolutely love it? or would you prefer to keep slowly increasing your skill over the months/years. or do you not like to give head at all? give us your thoughts on the topic RA 001_smile.gif

This post has been edited by Betterman: Dec 13 2005, 04:10 PM
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QuazzaPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:37pm
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seems more an excuse to say "hey everyone,i finally copped a blowie!"
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truckPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:39pm
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quazza that would be ricbubbles thread if he finally gets some

but good to see betterman that you are getting oer the ex good on you
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oh dear.

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how old was she?
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loungehogPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:41pm
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I think you did the right thing... you didn't force her to give you head although pushing the head down 007_angry.gif that is NOT on... if i was her i would have bitten it off!! She obviously wanted to know how to do it.. otherwise she would have just said i don't give head and when you asked why she would have just said i don't like the taste and that would have been it.. but by telling you she's not very good at it she was in her own way letting you know that that was a big factor in her decision not to give head and that she was willing to learn. So if she was happy to be taught then good on ya.. even if she doesn't use her new skills that often she now has them as a backup to perform on someone special and in the right moment. 001_smile.gif

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i agree, pushing the head down is just rude!
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Its rare(hmmm only one comes to mind:P)but love when a girl seems more into givin than even u are recieving....

so fukin hot!!!
Pratty and Stylus discuss the ITM top 50....

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Stylus "Who?"
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BettermanPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 12:44pm
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QUOTE(kristen @ Dec 13 2005, 01:40 PM)
how old was she?
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QUOTE(kristen @ Dec 13 2005, 01:42 PM)
i agree, pushing the head down is just rude!
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its not a push, more gentle pressure to let her know what the intention is without having to say it. they dont have to do it
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hahaha, this will be interesting to see the reactions..


i went thru similar problems tho wen i sat out the front of that kindy last year....

didnt know if it was right or wrong even to this day
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QUOTE(slide @ Dec 13 2005, 12:44 PM)
hahaha, this will be interesting to see the reactions..
i went thru similar problems tho wen i sat out the front of that kindy last year....

didnt know if it was right or wrong even to this day
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haha its not a push,just gentle pressure
Pratty and Stylus discuss the ITM top 50....

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Stylus "Who?"
Pratty "DJ Submission"
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QUOTE(Betterman @ Dec 13 2005, 01:44 PM)
its not a push, more gentle pressure to let her know what the intention is without having to say it. they dont have to do it
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Any kind of push, whether it be a little bit of pressure, is just plain rude... if a girl wants to give head then she will.. and i'm sure you'll find alot of the times you have more chance of getting head if you DON'T push/place pressure on the head compared to if you do!! Well at least i know personally if a guy pushes my head downwards it's all over and they won't be getting any of that/or anything else from me especially if the guy is someone i don't really know!!
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First thing i have to say is:

NEVER EVER EVER EVER PUSH A GIRLS HEAD DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!!! Don't even touch her head to suggest that you want it...

.... that is the quickest way to kill the mood. If you want it sucked, just ask... she'll either oblige or politely decline.

Hmm... about the rest, I guess if you suck at it, or don't know what you're doing, then the best thing is to be taught... And she obviously didnt mind being taught by a random, otherwise she wouldn't have said that she didnt know what to do...
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he could have said "suck it bitch" but he was kind to her

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Head push. Wrong. No matter what 'pressure'. If she wants to - she'll do it.

As for teaching her - apart from pushing her head down there - which I take it you didn't when you were teaching her - nothing wrong with it. It was her choice in the end to accept your 'wisdom'.

Are you going to see her again..? Did you give her any homework for the week..?
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QUOTE(loungehog @ Dec 13 2005, 01:47 PM)
Any kind of push, whether it be a little bit of pressure, is just plain rude
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QUOTE(jodiejai @ Dec 13 2005, 01:48 PM)
First thing i have to say is:

NEVER EVER EVER EVER PUSH A GIRLS HEAD DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!!! Don't even touch her head to suggest that you want it...
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*gently pushes jodie's and leah's head downward*
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 01:51 PM)
he could have said "suck it bitch" but he was kind to her
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a girl usually gets the idea when i guy starts tucking or whatever...best way to draw notice to ur discomfort is to display some! 003_wink.gif
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a guy shouldnt HAVE to apply pressure to her head
if she did her job properly it wouldnt come to that 001_smile.gif
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 12:51 PM)
he could have said "suck it bitch" but he was kind to her

any woman should know that the cock must be sucked
failure to do so is failure of your duties
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preferbly while also making me a sandwich.....
Pratty and Stylus discuss the ITM top 50....

Pratty "that itm things fucked,Subbos not even in it"
Stylus "Who?"
Pratty "DJ Submission"
Stylus "I dont know who that is"
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 12:51 PM)
any woman should know that the cock must be sucked
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I hope that Betterman gave head if he got it???????????????
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QUOTE(Quazza @ Dec 13 2005, 01:54 PM)
preferbly while also making me a sandwich.....
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and doing ironing with the other hand?
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 12:51 PM)
he could have said "suck it bitch" but he was kind to her
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016_lol.gif SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

i would have slapped you and driven off.

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QUOTE(Quazza @ Dec 13 2005, 01:54 PM)
preferbly while also making me a sandwich.....
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special talents like this are appreciated

also things like "dont come near me while im watching the footy but a half time blowie is acceptable"

also "when im cheering its not because you are sucking my dick.. its because the aussies took another wicket..."
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(Betterman @ Dec 13 2005, 01:53 PM)
*gently pushes jodie's and leah's head downward*
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thanks for the tip girls  016_lol.gif
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Oh NO you didn't... 016_lol.gif

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QUOTE(Betterman @ Dec 13 2005, 12:56 PM)
and doing ironing with the other hand?
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but thats the hand that should be "gently pressuring"the area between ballsack and arsehole.....
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 12:58 PM)
special talents like this are appreciated

also things like "dont come near me while im watching the footy but a half time blowie is acceptable"

also "when im cheering its not because you are sucking my dick.. its because the aussies took another wicket..."
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oooohhh oohhhhh mmmm aahhhh OOOHHHHHHH FEVOLAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Pratty and Stylus discuss the ITM top 50....

Pratty "that itm things fucked,Subbos not even in it"
Stylus "Who?"
Pratty "DJ Submission"
Stylus "I dont know who that is"
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QUOTE(DivineMx @ Dec 13 2005, 01:56 PM)
I hope that Betterman gave head if he got it???????????????
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since when does the student give the teacher work to do 016_lol.gif
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dude that just wrong you have to recpricate it back to her who knows she may come back for more
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QUOTE(Betterman @ Dec 13 2005, 01:02 PM)
since when does the student give the teacher work to do  016_lol.gif
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Since the teacher should teach the whole subject not just the parts he wants her to learn
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dude that just wrong you have to recpricate it back to her who knows she may come back for more
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she has to she left her earings in my car 050_angel.gif
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even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(DivineMx @ Dec 13 2005, 02:03 PM)
Since the teacher should teach the whole subject not just the parts he wants her to learn
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Exactly! 045_excl.gif

Harry it is just wrong not to give it back to her, unless she specifically requests that you don't!
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Gentle pressure on the head is just not on.

I mean slapping it on her cheek should be enough. 003_wink.gif

Also, everyone likes different things... whats good to one might be crap to another... couples SHOULD talk to each other to find out what each likes.
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how much do these classes cost me Harry? do i get dj discount?

p.m me if u wanto keep it more... you know.. on the shoosh!


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so basically when you find a chick that sucks a great cock, you probably have some other cunt to thank
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(loungehog @ Dec 13 2005, 02:05 PM)
Exactly!  045_excl.gif

Harry it is just wrong not to give it back to her, unless she specifically requests that you don't!
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she never asked, but if she said i wouldve said no coz it tastes yucky.......plus im not that good at it

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QUOTE(G__ @ Dec 13 2005, 02:06 PM)
couples SHOULD talk to each other to find out what each likes.
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i do
so why doesnt my missus respond to my "i want to blow in your hair" requests
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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i do
so why doesnt my missus respond to my "i want to blow in your hair" requests
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QUOTE(Betterman @ Dec 13 2005, 02:07 PM)
plus im not that good at it

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Well the first step is to admit you have a problem... 016_lol.gif Congratulations you can't give head.... maybe someone should teach you how!
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how much do these classes cost me Harry? do i get dj discount?

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QUOTE(loungehog @ Dec 13 2005, 01:05 PM)
Exactly!  045_excl.gif

Harry it is just wrong not to give it back to her, unless she specifically requests that you don't!
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QUOTE(Octane @ Dec 13 2005, 02:10 PM)
Probably because shes bald!!
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even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(Szymon @ Dec 13 2005, 02:11 PM)
if she had "gently started to put pressure on HIS head downward", maybe he would have!
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Thats a good point though... Women should get off there fucking high horse... if a woman pushed my head down there, I'd be like "Cool, time to lick some snatch" 006_grin.gif
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im a fan...

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when my highschool art teach: Mr.Williams wanted it.. hey its only fair..





nah fuk that , - take it back.. that shits wak!!!
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 01:12 PM)
mate thats a piss poor attempt at humour
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having received head from a chick who had no fucking idea i can totally vouch for them being taught

the one i had,..... she didnt go past the knob and just sucked it like it was a chupa chup
after a few minutes i realised that this chick is never gonna make me cum so told her to stop... bent her over and slammed her... got dressed and went home never to speak to her again
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(slide @ Dec 13 2005, 01:16 PM)
im a fan...

my philosiphie: if u want it, u give it in return.

when my highschool art teach: Mr.Williams wanted it.. hey its only fair..
nah fuk that , - take it back.. that shits wak!!!
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QUOTE(G__ @ Dec 13 2005, 02:14 PM)
Thats a good point though... Women should get off there fucking high horse... if a woman pushed my head down there, I'd be like "Cool, time to lick some snatch"  006_grin.gif
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Most girls have manners and dont expect it and just think that if they want to do it they will - although it depends whether it is a fuck or with your partner, if it was my partner i would ask if i wanted it otherwise if it is a fuck just go with the flow...

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whats guys opinions on chicks that dont swallow
a mate of mine picked up a random at a club and went for a drive down the beach. He was copping a blowie from this chick and she refused to swallow... instead she opened the car door and spat it on the asphalt.
He got out of the car and said to her "lets go for a walk"
she got out and walked around to the front of the car. My mate got back in his car and took off leaving her at the beach
He was offended that she wouldnt swallow..
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(TROUb9L @ Dec 13 2005, 02:24 PM)

Gently pushes G_'s head down 031_blush.gif
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re: the spitting thing.. thats ok as long as she takes it in the gob... worse is a chick that just says "Nah I dont do that"
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QUOTE(TROUb9L @ Dec 13 2005, 02:24 PM)
Gently pushes G_'s head down 031_blush.gif
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G_'s mouth has gotten him into trouble 016_lol.gif
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on a serious note?

iv only ever slept with 2 women for the sake of sex...

i respect em too much.. seriously.

was always bought up to think sex is about love / vice versa.

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hence me loving relationships / love..
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QUOTE(slide @ Dec 13 2005, 01:29 PM)
on a serious note?

iv only ever slept with 2 women for the sake of sex...

i respect em too much.. seriously.

was always bought up to think sex is about love / vice versa.

*/end soft sht talk*

hence me loving relationships / love..
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i am in total agreance with you there... serious notes are good 006_grin.gif

to respect a woman is the best way to being able to understand one 031_blush.gif

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TROUb9LPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 1:32pm
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QUOTE(Betterman @ Dec 13 2005, 02:28 PM)
G_'s mouth has gotten him into trouble 016_lol.gif
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I wouldn't say his mouth got him into trouble but if he knows what he is doing he might have a chance... 027_wink.gif

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QUOTE(Betterman @ Dec 13 2005, 01:31 PM)
and next as i always do i gently start to put pressure on her head downward so she realises to go down and give head.
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Edit: Hahahah didn't see all the others sayign this to but seriously guys big big no no!

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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 01:24 PM)
whats guys opinions on chicks that dont swallow
a mate of mine picked up a random at a club and went for a drive down the beach. He was copping a blowie from this chick and she refused to swallow... instead she opened the car door and spat it on the asphalt.
He got out of the car and said to her "lets go for a walk"
she got out and walked around to the front of the car. My mate got back in his car and took off leaving her at the beach
He was offended that she wouldnt swallow..
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lol thats fucked!!!!! 001_smile.gif

i concur with g though, if a chick pushed my head down id do the same thing cant see a problem with it, although that said for some reason i dont reckon id do it to a chick

QUOTE(Dimitri @ Jun 7 2006, 12:19 PM)
yes, wont that just be the glitering crown on your pathetic life
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QUOTE(TROUb9L @ Dec 13 2005, 02:32 PM)
I wouldn't say his mouth got him into trouble but if he knows what he is doing he might have a chance...  027_wink.gif
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(slide @ Dec 13 2005, 01:29 PM)
on a serious note?

iv only ever slept with 2 women for the sake of sex...

i respect em too much.. seriously.

was always bought up to think sex is about love / vice versa.

*/end soft sht talk*

hence me loving relationships / love..
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i may be weird but i think sex itself is on a different level to giving/receiving head, dunno 010_errr.gif

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QUOTE(Dimitri @ Jun 7 2006, 12:19 PM)
yes, wont that just be the glitering crown on your pathetic life
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Chris says:
vomit man vomit???
We are Samurai the Keyboard Cowboys says:
there was vimit in the basin i put my hand in the vimit water and liked some off i no chunky bits or anything
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As if you wouldnt go down on a chick!!!

Seriously I find it just as good as the sex itself!
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 02:24 PM)
whats guys opinions on chicks that dont swallow
a mate of mine picked up a random at a club and went for a drive down the beach. He was copping a blowie from this chick and she refused to swallow... instead she opened the car door and spat it on the asphalt.
He got out of the car and said to her "lets go for a walk"
she got out and walked around to the front of the car. My mate got back in his car and took off leaving her at the beach
He was offended that she wouldnt swallow..
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That is so wrong, he could of at least took her home 016_lol.gif

I agree though spitting is rude, you don't see guys spitting out chicks cum, you should always swallow 001_smile.gif
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QUOTE(dj grimey @ Dec 13 2005, 01:38 PM)
As if you wouldnt go down on a chick!!!

Seriously I find it just as good as the sex itself!
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Agreed! Giving a woman oral pleasure is certaintly somethign to treasure!

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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 02:07 PM)
i do
so why doesnt my missus respond to my "i want to blow in your hair" requests
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 02:24 PM)
whats guys opinions on chicks that dont swallow
a mate of mine picked up a random at a club and went for a drive down the beach. He was copping a blowie from this chick and she refused to swallow... instead she opened the car door and spat it on the asphalt.
He got out of the car and said to her "lets go for a walk"
she got out and walked around to the front of the car. My mate got back in his car and took off leaving her at the beach
He was offended that she wouldnt swallow..
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A lady should always swallow with a smile :nods: 006_grin.gif

This post has been edited by rockshow girl: Dec 13 2005, 01:41 PM

You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP...!!

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any chick that cant give a proper blowie should be tied up to a pole and blokes should chuck stones at her... like in the olden days when witches were stoned to death
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
rockshow girlPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 1:42pm
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 02:41 PM)
like in the olden days when witches were stoned to death
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I thought witches were burned at the stake 015_tongue.gif

You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP...!!

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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 01:41 PM)
any chick that cant give a proper blowie should be tied up to a pole and blokes should chuck stones at her... like in the olden days when witches were stoned to death
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QUOTE(rockshow girl @ Dec 13 2005, 02:42 PM)
I thought witches were burned at the stake 015_tongue.gif
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havent you seen the life of brian?
witches get stoned to death as well..
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even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(LovelyDrift @ Dec 13 2005, 01:40 PM)
Agreed! Giving a woman oral pleasure is certaintly somethign to treasure!
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 01:41 PM)
any chick that cant give a proper blowie should be tied up to a pole and blokes should chuck stones at her... like in the olden days when witches were stoned to death
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QUOTE(Dimitri @ Jun 7 2006, 12:19 PM)
yes, wont that just be the glitering crown on your pathetic life
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Chris says:
vomit man vomit???
We are Samurai the Keyboard Cowboys says:
there was vimit in the basin i put my hand in the vimit water and liked some off i no chunky bits or anything
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honestly though when you score a hot chick and your quivering with anticipation and her head goes down to "the cock" and your expecting the best head ever and the chick gives head like my dog going the mung on its dinner... then thats fucking rough
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even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
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QUOTE(dj grimey @ Dec 13 2005, 02:38 PM)
As if you wouldnt go down on a chick!!!

Seriously I find it just as good as the sex itself!
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QUOTE(LovelyDrift @ Dec 13 2005, 02:40 PM)
Agreed! Giving a woman oral pleasure is certaintly somethign to treasure!
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 01:45 PM)
honestly though when you score a hot chick and your quivering with anticipation and her head goes down to "the cock" and your expecting the best head ever and the chick gives head like my dog going the mung on its dinner... then thats fucking rough
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you should have just let rip with one right off the top of the log, to show her your distain, while she was strugling with your member

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yeah spadge it's the worst shit to happen

and billy boy is their any other way to really get the lady going and ready than going down on her and satisfying her
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QUOTE(Spadge @ Dec 13 2005, 02:37 PM)
you may live to regret that comment
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I just may, hence the name TROUb9L i cant seem to keep mylsef out of it...

On another note yeah it is so rude to spit it out i think like courtzbvcru87 said boys and or girls 050_angel.gif dont spit out girls cum 038_shifty.gif so it is only fair to take the gulp, but i think head itself is really intimate and i wouldn't do it if it i didn't care alot about the person in speaking, i think it is rather rude that he didn't take the girl home though because she spat it out although she coulda been a bit more discreet...
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QUOTE(Dimitri @ Dec 13 2005, 02:47 PM)
you should have just let rip with one right off the top of the log, to show her your distain, while she was strugling with your member
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been there done that
its like my automatic "your fucking shithouse" meter
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QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM) *

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
SpadgePosted: 13 Dec 2005, 1:51pm
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QUOTE(TROUb9L @ Dec 13 2005, 02:49 PM)
On another note yeah it is so rude to spit it out .. so it is only fair to take the gulp
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BettermanPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 1:53pm
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QUOTE(TROUb9L @ Dec 13 2005, 02:49 PM)
I just may, hence the name TROUb9L i cant seem to keep mylsef out of it...

On another note yeah it is so rude to spit it out i think like courtzbvcru87 said boys and or girls  050_angel.gif  dont spit out girls cum  038_shifty.gif so it is only fair to take the gulp, but i think head itself is really intimate and i wouldn't do it if it i didn't care alot about the person in speaking,
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DrewPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 1:53pm
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QUOTE(Dimitri @ Jun 7 2006, 12:19 PM)
yes, wont that just be the glitering crown on your pathetic life
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meercatPosted: 13 Dec 2005, 11:54pm
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QUOTE(march E @ Dec 13 2005, 11:02 PM)
back onthe subject of tasty treats has anyone been caught/decided to publicy drink the white wine from the furry cup/chug the cock
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i knew a guy who said he did cos he wanted to know what it tasted like 047_sick.gif
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meercatPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 12:06am
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hahaha thats what i said, but he said he wanted to know for himself. i think its funny tho, that we get grossed out when its tasting yourself, but tasting others is fine
just a thought that entered my tired brain
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QUOTE(reewind @ Dec 13 2005, 10:45 PM)
And I've got so much to say too, but just can't be fucked typing it! Knackered after work, cricket training and running.

The chip card props and shit like that that I had at cricket a few months back when instrusting jessie and emma what they should do to make a man love their blowies was piss funny.

And the dude who wrote the post about going down on chicks and making her scream and shit... you're on the ball mate.

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Nope. Deprive her of it. When the girl realises how much power they can have over you when your cock is in their mouth and you've had a few encounters without letting her touch you, that's when the magic happens. Oral sex for a guy has to be something SHE wants, then it works beautifully... DON'T grab her head and thrust unless you absolutely know she loves it...

Oral sex works the same way as a threesome - if you're partner is convinced it's THEIR fantasy, then it will be fucking amazing. (trick is the subtle art of convincing)
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QUOTE(march E @ Dec 13 2005, 11:02 PM)
back onthe subject of tasty treats has anyone been caught/decided to publicy drink the white wine from the furry cup/chug the cock
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never been caught but also never gotten a blow job in broad daylight in the mall either. There's secluded places everywhere 001_smile.gif
Never done the muff dive in public as most girls Ive been with dont wear dresses.
i like dresses 010_errr.gif
Too old and brain dead to give a damn
meercatPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 12:24am
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QUOTE(Schnookie @ Dec 14 2005, 12:06 AM)
Nope. Deprive her of it. When the girl realises how much power they can have over you when your cock is in their mouth and you've had a few encounters without letting her touch you, that's when the magic happens. Oral sex for a guy has to be something SHE wants, then it works beautifully...  DON'T grab her head and thrust unless you absolutely know she loves it...

Oral sex works the same way as a threesome - if you're partner is convinced it's THEIR fantasy, then it will be fucking amazing. (trick is the subtle art of convincing)
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u sly sly ass
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PrattyPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 12:41am
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Just found some time and got told to check this thread.

Can one of you blokes give me a quick run down of which chicks love chugging the cock so far so I know who im giving drink cards to this weekend.
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StonedAgainPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 2:08am
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OK have read all that and no-one has mentioned that the best position to growl the girlies would have to be with them in doggy style position so it gives best access to all the erogenous zones down there,far too many guys just concentrate on the clit when there are some other great spots and techniques that will have her drowning you with her girly gleat, the bottom of the slit where it meets the Perineum ( area between spincter and vagina ) is particularly good as is the Perineum and the pink starfish, also they seem to like their outer labia to be sucked into your mouth and twisted around gently. Best technique for the clitoral area is to use the tip of your tongue to trace circles around it between the lips and then as they are about to climax to run the flat of your tounge directly over the he top of it and use nice long licks from starfish to about a 1/2 inch above the clit and then flip the tongue backwards in the same motion. 050_angel.gif

As for receiving blowies, there is only one word and that word is DEEPTHROAT 006_grin.gif

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RiceBubblesPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 2:17am
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QUOTE(StonedAgain @ Dec 14 2005, 02:08 AM)
OK have read all that and no-one has mentioned that the best position to growl the girlies would have to be with them in doggy style position so it gives best access to all the erogenous zones down there,far too many guys just concentrate on the clit when there are some other great spots and techniques that will have her drowning you with her girly gleat, the bottom of the slit where it meets the frenium ( area between spincter and vagina ) is particularly good as is the frenium and the pink starfish, also they seem to like their outer labia to be sucked into your mouth and twisted around gently. Best technique for the clitoral area is to use the tip of your tongue to trace circles around it between the lips and then as they are about to climax to run the flat of your tounge directly over the he top of it and use nice long licks from starfish to about a 1/2 inch above the clit and then flip the tongue backwards in the same motion. 050_angel.gif
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StonedAgainPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 2:56am
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QUOTE(RiceBubbles @ Dec 14 2005, 03:17 AM)
Fuck, I'm gonna need diagrams.
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here ya go ricebubbles
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QUOTE(StonedAgain @ Dec 14 2005, 02:56 AM)
here ya go ricebubbles
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Haha, didn't think anyone would actually find me one. Ok now back to reading and comparing to diagram 030_geek.gif 038_shifty.gif
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I just got home and cant belive that there are 14 pages. it was only 2 when I saw it this morning!!! Can we have a new thread Called highlights of oral sex 101 ?
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QUOTE(DIRTY HARRY @ Dec 14 2005, 03:53 AM)
I just got home and cant belive that there are 14 pages. it was only 2 when I saw it this morning!!! Can we have a new thread Called highlights of oral sex 101 ?
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I think from page 4 onwards to about page 7 (In reverse order) I reckon the thread peaked 001_smile.gif
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DrosPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 5:48am
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QUOTE(Octane @ Dec 13 2005, 01:10 PM)
Probably because shes bald!!
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I love licking vag, simple as that.

Could go one right now.

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QUOTE(Pratty @ Dec 14 2005, 01:41 AM)
Can one of you blokes give me a quick run down of which chicks love chugging the cock so far so I know who im giving drink cards to this weekend.
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can't remember any chicks but this guy called Pratty comes to mind 058_teehee.gif

QUOTE(Octane @ Dec 14 2005, 08:37 AM)
I love licking vag, simple as that.
Could go one right now.
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would you like fries with that sir?
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SzymonPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 8:10am
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i could go some oral this morning
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i'd really love to be able to help people out here but as a virgin i feel my helpfullness would be limited.

during the readng of this thread i've disgraced myself several times and now have sticky underwear.



i can't wait till i'm married so i too can enjoy oral and other forms of secks
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So who's going to start the next thread .. Anal Sex 101

Betterman?
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QUOTE(sakvee @ Dec 14 2005, 08:50 AM)
So who's going to start the next thread .. Anal Sex 101

Betterman?
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BettermanPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 9:20am
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QUOTE(Octane @ Dec 14 2005, 09:54 AM)
G_'s mum!
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that shit is wak!
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QUOTE(sakvee @ Dec 14 2005, 08:50 AM)
So who's going to start the next thread .. Anal Sex 101

Betterman?
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I'm sure G wouldn't hesitate.. he loves the rusty spider 016_lol.gif
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BettermanPosted: 14 Dec 2005, 9:42am
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I'm sure G wouldn't hesitate.. he loves the rusty spider  016_lol.gif
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did you find that out the hard way Mr S? 016_lol.gif
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This being my first click into this thread ... I cbf reading 14 pages of horny ravers ....
Is it giving advice or what ? I think oral is yukkie ... receiving and giving ... maybe in a shower or something ... and all those icky STD's that half your grotty ravers have ...
I think I'm even put off sex now ;p
It's only forever... Not long at all...
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QUOTE(Phunkii @ Dec 14 2005, 10:46 AM)
This being my first click into this thread ... I cbf reading 14 pages of horny ravers ....
Is it giving advice or what ? I think oral is yukkie ... receiving and giving ... maybe in a shower or something ... and all those icky STD's that half your grotty ravers have ...
I think I'm even put off sex now ;p
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And while trouble and courtz 's stock went sky high in this thread... Kirsty's just plummets! Shame! Please read these thread kirsty.. for the sake of humanity! Or just search for troub9l's and courtz's posts 003_wink.gif

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Majorly done its dash!

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