You know you drank too much when....

Im pretty sure I had one to many last night when I woke up this morning and had a vague recolection of throwing someone out of a yiros shop.

Im also pretty sure of this theory of one to many when I woke up with a half eaten yiros stuck to the side of my face

So yeah lets hear your drunken stories then aye

....you start drinking beer

when you're STILL getting shit for the crap you did 8 months ago while inebriated...

..... you decide its a good idea to move in with Banga!

..... you decide that you will then let Oddy move in with you and Banga!

when you asre still getting paid out about shit that happened a year ago

when you bump into people you haven't seen in a while and they still only know you as 'BeerBoy'

You're playing and you throw record/s into the crowd

.:you throw up!

throwing up equals the end ...

anything up to that point can be questionable, stupid, humilating .. whatever.. but all part of the fun!

...when you wake up on the side of the southern expressway to find your wallet, phone and keys are missing, and you treck to your nearest mates place to find them watching a video of you the night before skulling a bottle of black douglas and running off into the distance never to be seen again...

You get destroyed at your works Melbourne cup function and when you arrive at work the next morning the managing director and group manager are waiting for you in your office.

What did you do, Sak?

SOMEBODY set the fire extinguisher off inside the offices and sprayed rancid water everywhere and SOMEBODY broke all the certificate frames on the reception walls and threrw them around.

Hmmm I'm rather surprised you didn't start a fire

I think I was subconsciously pre-empting my next move by getting the fire extinguisher out.

...when ur convinced that running around screaming to cabbies that they are awesome is one of teh nicest things u can do

....when ur convinced that u have the talent to be the next australian idol

.....when u wake up and there is a puddle of drool, one side of ur body is hanging off the bed, ur still in last nights clothes, bruises all over ur legs, ur room smells like a brewery and there is writing on ur forehead that states 'im the green fairy' (Now why am i still single!!!)

hahahah how ive missed you nae. You always put light humour into a room with ya funny stunt work. Your alright

awwwww
im just worried about next weekend (MY 21st) last night was only a mates.
just please keep the absinth away from me.

STUFF KYLIE - IM THE GREEN FAIRY!

nope butt and boobs stay in - dont want to scare anyone now do i, my singing is enough

...... I went to take a sip of my drink and there was nothing left!?!? "Where did it all go...?" - ahhh apparenlty I drank it?? mmmm

When you have a 4 hours gap in time where you are unsure what happened

..the bar man/girl give u a water instead of whatu asked for

...you are unable to speak but the barperson knows what you want and there is another drink waiting for you before you realise you had put your last glass down.

once i got paro as an woke up the next day in some dodgy park in campbelltown, had no idea how i got there. hope no-one took a kidney or nethin

Probably sobered you up for sure though... could've ended up bad though if a freind wern't there :|

i dreamt i was running around in the hotel lobby naked... only to wake up and find the door open and know that i had been... scratch

..you thought skulling listerine was a good idea :sick: :sick: :sick:
..you spilt alcohol over your top so you thought it would be a good idea to walk around a party in your bra :saywhat:
..you ended up taking your friends fruitcake out of the fridge and try to put it in the airconditioner vents :blink:

I've got a headache :wacko:

This doesn't apply to me ...but i'll give you one guess at who i'm talking about :wink:

... when you need puke - but instead of going to the toilet you go outside and passout on your front porch... with your head hanging over the edge of the step... puking :lol: :lol:

Is the pope catholic?? :blink: Who else would do that? ...(apart from me :lol: )

no recollection!

You go up to the DJ at a club and hand him your "album" and accidentally drop it on to the deck & it hits the needle and starts making strange scratching noises. So you grab it off the deck place it on the table, say sorry and stagger off into the crowd.. So embarassing :saywhat:

"I've done all the dumb things"

...you wake up in hospital with a drip in ya arm and no recollection of what happened the night before.

This has happened twice to me and twice in the same venue.

New years eve...two years ago...

How the fuck would that happen!? Thats pretty scary!!

The problem with me, and Mike (MacDaddy) for that matter is we just about never throwup on booze, so we just soldier on till we do something stupid :lol:v not a good thing though.

I went through a PHENOMENAL amount of booze in 6 days a couple of weeks ago, and on the last day, I was woken up by this INTENSE pain my stomach, was litterally doubling over and going ARRGH...OHHH! Pretty bad, couldnt drink/eat anything, I'd just throw it up. Said I'd never go hard again, and went to Ultrasonic the next night lol.

Still alcohol poising ain't fun.

Heres a good one...

We went to the Morphett Arms last Saturday night to watch the soccer.... was drinking from about 5pm.. I went home paro about 2am.. some lads when back to one of their houses and contined to drink all night.. then all the next day.. by 8pm Sunday night they were still drinking! 27 hours of drinking now.... and one of my mates passed out... the others couldnt wake him, he was breathing, but even slapping him couldnt get any response at all. Took him to hospital... when he was there he stopped breathing and he HEART stopped too. Had to be resuscitated. He has now recovered.. though off soccer for a few weeks!
They did a blood test... 0.41 ... holy fuck. Considering 0.05 is tipsy, 0.10 is pissed and .15 is paro.. I dont know how he survived

Wasn't just alcohol alone. The 1st time was an absolute bender with my mate Justin (aka Turbulence). Deadly concoction of stuff but the worst was when we both drunk half a bottle of Johnny Walker Red each before going out. Thats the whole reason why he'll never touch whisky EVER AGAIN!!!

2nd was NYE '04. Drinks with mates then getting 3 for 1 shotties at a place I really shouldnt have drunk at. Their security cameras clocked me drinking a total of 27 shots, 3 beers and 6 spirits within a time frame of 2 hours; and it hadn't even hit midnight yet. So not only did I pass out but I also missed new years celebrations.

Now I have to deal with the everyday fact of having stomach ulcers and coughing up some blood which is slowly healing.

It is irresponsible of the publican to serve 27 shots to a already smashed customer...

I've had half a bottle of Canadian club with Mike (macdaddy) on top of somehting else in 40 minutes flat, and we don't reemmber leaving my place let alone being at the pub, in which we didnt get served because we were already too pissed. All class!

Yeah...I havent done that for ages. Think it only takes me a few drinks to get me drunk. Cant stomach too much of it now.

..you cant remember if you wore pants out last night and when you woke up you had your best friends pants in your bag bahahahaha :lol: :erm:

you know you drank too much when... your being driven home and the 2 white lines either side of the road intersect about 20 metres in front of the car. and one truck on the road becomes two. haha. :blink:

You know you drank too much when...you wake up with half a yiros in your pocket the you were 'saving for later'. Especially when you are still drunk in the morning and decide to eat it :nugget:

when you knock off 18 stubbies of paleys and 4 jacks and cola cans on a school night.

...when graham's housemate finds you curled up in a ball, with a sleeping bag, on the toilet floor... all wet from the water on the ground..

...when he puts you to bed and you choose to sleep on the cold wooden floor instead of bed with G...

...you can only remember drinking 2 drinks while you were out...

...hanging out one night with my ex and his friends... had too many vodkas followed by too many shots of bourban ...

i woke up the next morning to find myself in the "paroing out room" with a bucket next to the matress i was on. walked outside to a note on the door saying "kez in for the night"

apparently i was vomiting from 2am though till the following night people were actually worried id stopped breathing at one point

never touched bourban since