SiGOPosted: 25 Dec 2003, 3:51pmrecovered
hahaha he rang you to tell you that? nice!
only been busted once that i can recall, and that was by my ex's sister.. urrrm
SiGOPosted: 25 Dec 2003, 5:45pm Born Stupid!
one that id rather didnt join in :P
village idiot
not exsactly well sorta..
one morning there was a note slid under my door saying "could you plz keep it down next time" :(
Dance like fuck
Alllmost. Dad walked in, the BF was dressed sitting on the bed, it was apparent he was slightly flustered...
and me who couldn't get dressed in time had leaped into the fucking cupboard!!!
And also have been seen by many a car honking their horns... ooops.
Raver
an exes mum would try and bust us all the time. un fortunatelyi have busted more than being busted. i wish the figures were the other way around.
MaydayPosted: 26 Dec 2003, 11:24am What sort of HumVee is this?
I heard there was a limit to how long each post could be in length, so Ill just say "yes"
cuntarse
along the same lines..
yes.. a few times..
& i dont want to talk about it..
still cringe to this day :crazy:
crispy
yes. by my grandmother of all people.
Raver
Yes, have been caught several times - some of them due to the location not being well suited :)
My grandmother caught me when i was about 17 - she'd gone to the shops and my gf at the time had come over to see me. Anyway, gran comes in to see if we wanted anything (though we thought she had already left) and she catches us in a very compromising position so to speak...
later on gran told me "she didnt think that girl was suitable for me because she was older than me and was a bad influence" lol...
Metro Morgs
Not actually caught
but have had to hide in a girls room before her parents went to work.. made me late as well!
the moral of the story. No knobbing on a school night!
my post is that way -->
well once when i was doing a chick in her bedroom (i had sneaked into her house thru her window late at nite) her parents heard noises and we heard footsteps. the only place to hide in time was under the bed so under i went.
dad came in, girl pretended to be asleep. he said 'whats the noise' she said 'i dunno i was asleep' he said 'ok, good night darling'. just as he was leaving tho he noticed something on her bed side table.....a wallet, set of car keys and a phone that wasnt hers!
i dont know what he did but he mustve looked around for a couple secs. then he sticks his head under and sees me, completely naked and still fairly erect. he only said 2 words, 'get out' which i did. never went back again :crazy:
Crashed
hahah thats funny as fuck, you poor cunt
BenJPosted: 14 Sep 2005, 9:20am -=-
i have a story of a mate who had a gf back when he was 17. He was allowed to stay over but he had to sleep at the opposite end of the house. One morning after a particularily busy night he decided to goto the kitchen to make himself some toast. The whole family was in there cooking, sitting at the bar etc.. mum, dad, 2 sisters.
As he finishes and prepares to leave the kitchen theres an almighty slap. The condom from the night before had fallen off and out the bottom of his shorts and landed\spilled all over the kitchen floor.
Moral to the story: ALWAYS deal with the evidence.
haha we brought that up at his 21st, poor bastard..
formidable scrabble opponent
Not directly... most memorable time was once outside against the car out the front of my house, mum walks out and we both freak and try to act natural like we're mid conversation about something, but cos we were acting so weird it was prolly very obvious what we were doing :lol: :lol:
Most recently tho, checking out a movie that the boy had downloaded that he thought was Catwoman - and it wasn't. Hilarious porn movie - so just had to watch it for the bad acting. His mum walks in and busts us sitting there watching it and my boys goes to her casual as anything when she says 'PORN!?', 'Yeah, it's actually got a story line'. Bahahahaha :lol: I dunno what was more embarrassing. Didn't go back there for a few weeks and he got his fair share of shit everytime he said to his parents he was going out in the rumpus room to 'watch a movie' :lol:
*nikki*Posted: 14 Sep 2005, 10:36am Meow....
Yeah, my mum busted me n my current b/f about a year ago just walked straight in. ooops. she didn't kick him out though but he couldn't look my parents in the face for a long time seeing as that was the first time they 'met' :err:
GanderPosted: 14 Sep 2005, 10:40am God Fearing Goodness
The most embarrassing, apart from all the parents busting in on you when your young stories would have to be getting spot-lighted on Granite Island.
My first girlfriend and I were in victor, and had nothing better to do but to go for a wander on Granite Island. It true form, I found myself uncontrollably randy, and eventually decided on a spot with my ex. We were getting well and truly into it amongst the grass when some penguin spotting tourists walked up the hill. They heard a noise and quickly found us with the spotlights. Thankfully they had children with them, so realising what they had just highlighted, they made a few jokes about breeding penguins and walked off hurriedly. :turn:
Ahh, being young, loose, full-of-juice and no where to do the nasty – ahh the memories :chuff:
This post has been edited by Gander: Sep 14 2005, 10:41 AM
BenJPosted: 14 Sep 2005, 10:41am -=-
i once got busted with my ex g/f on a suspension bridge by a retired couple on their morning jog :crazy:
i gave them a wave tho but my gf wasnt impressed :lol:
timewaster troublemaker rulebreaker bootyshaker
Once when we were in the car in the parklands and this cop pulled up beside us and walked up to the car. I just crouched down low under the seat and my bf was taking to the cop. It was dark and we had tinted windows. He just told him he couldn't park there and then drove off. I laughed so hard... still to this day don't know whether he even noticed me there. :shifty:
'lil Miss Naughty!
LMAO!! This thread is a laugh....
When i lived at home, i would ALWAYS get caught by my mum.... iick... :sick:
Have only been caught once by my roomie, right at that 'crucial' moment too :lol:
Raver1Posted: 14 Sep 2005, 8:35pm DJ Paul Elstak
I was banned from spending the night at my ex's place after she kept her dad up all night. I covered her mouth, I told her to keep quiet but she couldn't help herself. Luckily for me she moved out shortly after and silence was no longer an issue. We then moved out together and after a few years sex was no longer an issue. Hahaha.
Original Dubplate Burner
Shagging an ex, her on top.
Her mum (who we didnt hear come home) opens door, says hello.
Ex jumps 3 feet in the air, falls off bed, lands on wooden floor boards with dull thud. Goes 'ooooow'
Everyone pisses themself laughing (although her mum had to shut the door)
Ex gets back onto bed and I rub her sore spot better.
Her mum was teh coolest
MWAH!!!!!!
I can't recall being caught....
However, reading everyones posts about being caught by their parents reminds me of a similar situation earlier in the year. Except it was me that busted my parents.
Mum and Dad split up for a bit, and Mum was staying with me and my bf. We had left earlier that day, to go to two tribes, and said we wouldn't be home til Sunday.
not thinking anything of it, we decided to come home and get changed and stuff after TT before going to our friends house. When we pulled into the driveway, I saw that Dads car was there. Still not thinking anything of it, we went to go inside, and as wayne put the key in the door, he paused and said "what if they are... you know" and I said "as if!" we went inside, there was not a soul downstairs... implying that they were upstairs.
I was fucking mortified. I screamed at them "You have a perfectly good house of your own you know!!" (their house is only 1 and a half kms down the road)
A few minutes later, they both came downstairs, looking a bit sheepish. Mum just looked at me and said "i didn't think you were coming home" and I totally had a 'role reversal' moment.
Needless to say, wayne and i packed up our shit and got the fuck out of there. i haven't let them live it down since :lol: it still fucking grosses me out. Its my house FFS!!!!
QuazzaPosted: 14 Sep 2005, 9:03pm lads.......
house sitting an exes neighbours place.Goin at it in the pool,her sittin on my lap facing the other day.Then to hear her dad next to us "cookin a bbq next door,are you two hungry?"
same ex.She lived in an upstairs unit at the back of her parents.Goin at it,hear her 6 year old sister come tearin up the stairs.Panic,both chuck clothes back on and have brief convo with sister.Was afterwards we noticed we had each others jeans on,and my cock(black condom still on)was hangin out the front
Demigod
My mum busted me in a shed with sum chick on my 16th bday... had some hall n a few relies.. party goin off... was blind drunk, have a check round n all the olds r in the hall in their private room with no music n lighting etc... get i nthere.. 1 min later with her top off n me holding her up... (not actually giving it to her but close to it) the door opens with my mum standing there....
to this day i deny i remember cus i was to drunk n say that my olds r lieing :D
131 bpm
HAHAHAHA funny shit nick!!!!! I bet u do remember!
Grrrr
not exactly caught but kind of fucked up bigtime cos of what we were doing...
out one day with my bf. we came back to my place after lunch and my dad was in bed (night worker) and my mum was just going out... said to bf that we couldnt go in my bedroom cos dad would hear us so we went in the computer room... the door has a key lock so i locked the door and took the key inside... once we had finished walked out the room and locked the door and left the key inside by mistake... anyway... after dinner we went back in the computer room to "watch a movie" had to get the spare key to get in, but again took the key in with us so we wouldnt get caught... once we finished walked out the room and locked the door again... both and only keys were locked in the room with no way of getting in other than dad going up through the man hole and into the celing and then hanging out the air conditioning duct with a long pole and a hook on the end to get the keys... mum asked how i managed to lock both the keys in there and i gave some bullshit story... think she actually bought it but dad was definately not happy!
mum also found my fury handcuffs in my draw once, told her that bf bought them as a joke and had cuffed me during a tickle fight... god she is dumb! then again she probably knows more than she lets on :wacko:
MAYAHEE!!
HA. for me this shoulds more like "Have you ever, not, been caught".
me and my ex had a nack for gettin busted by her old cheese. worst time i think was we were in her lounge room on the floor. the door to the lounge was partly open and her dog pushed it open. her mum then walkd in callin the dogs name, seen us, gaspd in shock, and proceeded to walk ova to us and pick the dog up which was layin against us on the floor..... :crazy: :crazy:
DJTopsyPosted: 17 Sep 2005, 12:25am who do u have to screw round here for more blue blocks?
Not really caught... but its a funny story anyways.. :angel:
As Ernests Bitch :alien: knows... haha.. i have a total phobia of spiders... cant stand the fuckers! Anyways me n the fella were off to the drive-in and his parents offered to lend us the sation wagon.. there were some old matresses in the back, he said to leave em in there but his mum said no coz theyre old so took em out, anyways.. we go to the drive in to see "seed of chucky" and obviously it was crap. so we got our kit off and got to it.. i open my eyes and look at the roof of the car, my fella sees my face and is like "omg are u ok have i hurt u? whats wrong?" and my eyes are filling up ... theres a Hunstman Spider staring down at me from the roof!!! then it ran and that was it. i was screaming and put the light on! That night was terrible!!!
:lol:
This post has been edited by DJTopsy: Sep 17 2005, 12:29 AM
