Wish Granted - Almost

Granted.

But all your mates bail out for various reasons and you have to hitch a lift with sleazy DJ's with cold sores.

I wish I could read peoples thoughts.

granted.

but you go to an RA meet up and end up in a mental asylum

i wish i had a private jet with clearance at any airport in the world

Granted

But you discover that terrorists brainwashed you from birth and this is the exact oppurtunity they've been waiting for, good one, now the world is fucked.

I wish I had a dodge viper.

Granted

But it will cost you your arms and legs......so you cannot drive it anyway.

I wish for a life without troubles

Granted

But instead you have 10x as many issues

I wish i wasnt sick any more

Granted

But you've fractured your collar bone!

I wish I wasn't tired

Granted.

But you suddenly realise you can NEVER sleep, and you develop severe Psycosis and brutally everyone you know before you slowly and painfully die as your organs fail one by one.

I wish the next poster grants me a wish without a catch.

Granted.

But ur wish is for me :grin: ;) cos u r kind

my wish for jackattack is for me to get wat I want sat night ;)

your wish has been denied

jackattack will snake you and end up somewhere else other than you'd planned


i wish not to be killed by bird flu

Granted

But When you catch bird flu you will get hit by a Milk tanker and that will take your life before the bird flu gets a chance :teehee:

I Wish I Never had to work again

Granted

but you get so bored that you go crazy, and make defending the earth against aliens your new obsession :blink:

I wish i could afford to go clubbing every night possible

Granted ... but the only clubs open are Red Square and the Mars Bar ;p

I wish I had bigger boobs.

kirsty - GRANTED! GRANTED! TAKE SOME OF MINE!! :lol:

i wish i had a packet of preachers daughters that never runs out :shifty:

:D

Granted but they don't give out either!! :lol:

I wish i was chilling out, soaking up the rays, downing a few alcoholic bevvies with some hardcore cranked and a BBQ sizzling away!!! :wub:

Granted, but there's a fuckload of flies!

I wish I had a refreshing drink

Granted - But it's poison and you die

I wish I was at the beach relaxing in the shade with a beer watching girls play fight in the water

granted but the "girls" turn out to be boys and you discover this after gropping one of them!! You sick puppy you! :sick:

I wish something interesting would happen! :doze:

Granted - But the interesting thing that happens is that you stumble across a Paris Hilton style video of yourself on the internet... haha.

I wish exams were over already.... (and no one grant my wish and say that i failed, otherwise i will KILL YOU!)

Granted, you pass with flying colours only to realise your chosen field sucks and your bored for the rest of your life.

I wish I was already in Brisbane (3 hours to go!)

Granted but Donald Rumsfield goes there causeing the roads to be closed therefore making it impossible for you to go anywhere or do anything!!!

I wish for nothing!!

but you get a cavity search by customs because you look suspicious.

wish it was friday night



edit: ment for jack

This post has been edited by Doze: Nov 17 2005, 03:31 PM

For Doze

Granted but you end up drinking too many jager bombs and pass out in your own spew before the DJ has started.

I with tomorrow was the 2nd of December or the 23rd.

Granted. But Enchanted & Christmas celebrations have been cancelled due to terrorist threats.

I wish I was a walrus.

woops too late.... being a walrus... granted but u stink liek a walrus.. so nobody wants to be near u and u live the rest of ur life alone:P

I wish i could get a better job that pays well

This post has been edited by alessi: Nov 17 2005, 04:50 PM

Granted.

But one is really a man and the other is a plain as a Bulgarian pin up.

I wish I had J-Lo's body

Granted ... but you're fine how you are

I wish July 2006 would hurry up!!