I Can't Believe...

... How fast this year is going :blink:

Haha! Bit of a useless thread, my dear...
But yeah, since the 28th August (Not sure why that date, mind you) I have just gone "WHERE'D IT GO?"

I think it happens each year though.

yep October has just been put on our work board... fuck..

I can't believe it's almost my birthday again .... only seems like last month my 21st was completely ruined by someone's bollocks !!

This year has gone incredibly fast ...

i cant believe it was nearly a year since i drank from my rubber vagina

QUOTE (Spadge @ Aug 31 2005, 11:48 AM)

i cant believe it was nearly a year since i drank from my rubber vagina

:unsure:


should i be worried spadge? :lol:

You should take Gina to cricket as a mascot, Spadge.

its got a name? oh god

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Aug 31 2005, 11:17 AM)

I can't believe it's almost my birthday again .... only seems like last month my 21st was completely ruined by someone's bollocks !! This year has gone incredibly fast ...

this year will be the best 1 yet spunky :wub: :kiss: :wub: :kiss: mich & I will make sure of it & we will keep out all the nasty people :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

..its not butter.

how fast this year has gone...

QUOTE (DeeAndrea @ Aug 31 2005, 11:32 AM)

its got a name? oh god

Of course its got a name, you wouldn.t want to screw something without introducing yourselves now would you.

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Aug 31 2005, 11:22 AM)

You should take Gina to cricket as a mascot, Spadge.

or you could attach gina to your belt and let her hold your water bottle.

... its not butter
(ha ha har, me so corny) :turn:

Enchanted is only 90 or so days away :dj:

QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Aug 31 2005, 11:37 AM)

QUOTE (DeeAndrea @ Aug 31 2005, 11:32 AM) its got a name? oh god Of course its got a name, you wouldn.t want to screw something without introducing yourselves now would you.

i dunno man... sometimes it's better not to know names or ages :tongue: :lol:

each to their own tho...

.... how bitchy RaveAdelaide is.... i have hardly been on for the past couple of weeks and the attitude of some people and the nastiness is so off putting.... wheres the plur that all you guys go on about.... cos im not feeling any of it online.....

i saw my crush from high school out on sat night

and then was too drunk to pay him any attention

QUOTE (erinbradley @ Aug 31 2005, 12:14 PM)

.... how bitchy RaveAdelaide is.... i have hardly been on for the past couple of weeks and the attitude of some people and the nastiness is so off putting.... wheres the plur that all you guys go on about.... cos im not feeling any of it online.....

no different than its ever been.Your just too good for it all now




die

DIE RAVEADELAIDE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

especially Quazza ;)

ive got feelings u know

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Aug 31 2005, 11:17 AM)

I can't believe it's almost my birthday again .... only seems like last month my 21st was completely ruined by someone's bollocks !! This year has gone incredibly fast ...

Awesome, time to start planning a big 22nd - so I can ruin it of course ;)

:kiss:

I can't believe it either. The year from about July has just flown by - and it seems even further into the year cos I've got something on until the middle of October, so when I look in my diary for a free weekend, I have to flick so far forward...

july was only last month cammy.. :tongue:

yeah i know how it feels... seems like the beginning of the year only just started here and i'm waiting for winter to kick in, though we've had the fuckin coldest winter that i can remember.. lol and summer's poking his/her head round the corner! score!

Ive done so much this year. One of the best for me.

cant wait for some warm and non-windy weather, ahhhh love those warm nights :)

...how much this last hour of the day is dragging :doze:

... your not giving me $50 bucks.

QUOTE (CLOUD9 @ Aug 31 2005, 03:12 PM)

... your not giving me $50 bucks.

You can't honestly think that people will give you money, what have you ever done for people? :|

QUOTE (erinbradley @ Aug 31 2005, 12:14 PM)

.... how bitchy RaveAdelaide is.... i have hardly been on for the past couple of weeks and the attitude of some people and the nastiness is so off putting.... wheres the plur that all you guys go on about.... cos im not feeling any of it online.....

:( so with you on that one...almost everytime i come online now i get picked on by someone.

I might be with SS but we're about as different as people come. I just wish people would keep their shit directed at the people involved and not drag others down with them.
:cry:

QUOTE (DeeAndrea @ Aug 31 2005, 02:20 PM)

july was only last month cammy.. :tongue: yeah i know how it feels... seems like the beginning of the year only just started here and i'm waiting for winter to kick in, though we've had the fuckin coldest winter that i can remember.. lol and summer's poking his/her head round the corner! score!

Start of July... it's now the end of August. 2 months.

Bite me Dee :nugget:

:kiss:

This post has been edited by cammyxxoo: Aug 31 2005, 03:30 PM

.. Noddy thinks the Crows aren't going to make the grand final and what he has agreed to do when he is wrong! :lol:

YOU FOOL!!

QUOTE (Mr S @ Aug 31 2005, 04:09 PM)

.. Noddy thinks the Crows aren't going to make the grand final and what he has agreed to do when he is wrong! :lol: YOU FOOL!!

have you listened to your hour of r&b yet :grin:
in noddy's defence, that's what you agreed to if port got into the 8

agree with you tho - that will be the party of the year for me if it happens - front & centre no doubt coz it will be a magical moment!

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 31 2005, 04:11 PM)

QUOTE (Mr S @ Aug 31 2005, 04:09 PM) .. Noddy thinks the Crows aren't going to make the grand final and what he has agreed to do when he is wrong! :lol: YOU FOOL!! have you listened to your hour of r&b yet :grin: in noddy's defence, that's what you agreed to if port got into the 8

no not yet. I could lie and say I have but I think it's best that Noddy is a witness to it just to make it fair (and for him to suffer also) :thumbsup:

hahaha fair enough - i have the limited edition 2 CD copy (2nd cd is a 8 track bonus disc) of destiny child's "writing's on the wall" album if you want... :shear:

or you could just record & listen to lisa d's freakin it.

This post has been edited by jjcoolaus: Aug 31 2005, 04:27 PM

how good a decent gobbie feels
how there can be such a variation in the scent of womens vaginas
how some blokes can bring themselves to fuck disgustingly ugly birds
that some chicks don't get rid of their moustaches
how satisfying it is to shoot your wad
how someone loses all appeal the minute you shoot
that farmers union iced coffee isn't sold australia wide
that people can classify west end as a decent beer

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM)

that farmers union iced coffee isn't sold australia wide

Its sold in NSW and Victoria actuall, just harder to find

thats not australia wide tho... it deserves a spot on our national flag!

:thumbsup:

The beverage of gods.

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:17 PM)

thats not australia wide tho... it deserves a spot on our national flag!

Agreed,wish it was in Perth I miss it sooooooooooooo much & they sell crap here :(

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM)

how good a decent gobbie feels how there can be such a variation in the scent of womens vaginas how some blokes can bring themselves to fuck disgustingly ugly birds that some chicks don't get rid of their moustaches how satisfying it is to shoot your wad how someone loses all appeal the minute you shoot

you been busy of late have you Mike? :thumbsup:

QUOTE (PixILaTED @ Aug 31 2005, 05:45 PM)

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM) that farmers union iced coffee isn't sold australia wide Its sold in NSW and Victoria actuall, just harder to find

Walk into any Safeway in Victoria and its on the shelves...

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM)

how someone loses all appeal the minute you shoot

:lol:

That I am sitting here with some Psy cranking and there are people walking around the house looking to buy it, f***ers.

QUOTE (PixILaTED @ Aug 31 2005, 05:15 PM)

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM) that farmers union iced coffee isn't sold australia wide Its sold in NSW and Victoria actuall, just harder to find

its not sold in WA and it pisses me off. :excl:

QUOTE (tweak @ Sep 1 2005, 12:20 AM)

QUOTE (PixILaTED @ Aug 31 2005, 05:15 PM) QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM) that farmers union iced coffee isn't sold australia wide Its sold in NSW and Victoria actuall, just harder to find its not sold in WA and it pisses me off. :excl:

Tazzy also but it taste different

WA has a far superior iced coffee.... mmm browns extra strong ice coffee.. :thumbsup:

That after all these years of drug abuse my IQ still is 125 :gasp:

Danm it i gotta work harder than that to get it down to where ill be happy with my current employment and stop chasing a Management career. :baaa:

..its not butter!

:lol: .. :| .. :nugget:

QUOTE (Gander @ Aug 31 2005, 11:40 AM)

... its not butter

boom tish :w00t:

*tips hat*

.. this is actually real http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23


*shudders*

the south park version was much less creepy

... its my birthday in one month :woot:

and that it only cost me $10.00 to get my 50 digi pics printed. :|) thanx big w!

QUOTE (Gander @ Sep 1 2005, 02:36 PM)

QUOTE (Gander @ Aug 31 2005, 11:40 AM) ... its not butter boom tish :w00t:

QUOTE

mr kris Posted: Aug 31 2005, 11:36 AM  ..its not butter.

badda boom boom tsh

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 06:12 PM)

how there can be such a variation in the scent of womens vaginas

You sure you werent just really drunk and were licking her arse by mistake?

QUOTE (Noddy @ Sep 1 2005, 08:31 PM)

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 06:12 PM) how there can be such a variation in the scent of womens vaginas You sure you werent just really drunk and were licking her arse by mistake?

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

...how much i still have to pack up to come home :(

Good time to throw some shit out :|)

how wicked cool my new avatar is.... sweeeet! thanx harley xo
oh and i cant believe pressure points like a couple of weeks away. fucking booyah

...i can't find my cd wallet anywhere! it's karma i tell ya, i said to russ on friday "i'm sick of most of these tunes i have on cd i need new ones," then to spite me, fate took the cd's away from me now i just want them back!

How tired I am, but still wanting to go to Chem

QUOTE (Mr S @ Aug 31 2005, 05:23 PM)

QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM) how good a decent gobbie feels how there can be such a variation in the scent of womens vaginas how some blokes can bring themselves to fuck disgustingly ugly birds that some chicks don't get rid of their moustaches how satisfying it is to shoot your wad how someone loses all appeal the minute you shoot you been busy of late have you Mike? :thumbsup:

No shit !

DAY IN THE LIFE OF MIKE....



Woke up, gave myself head. Was good. Glad I know how I like it.

Rolled over, realised I still had a chick in bed with me. Dunno where she came from. Her legs were spread so I went to give her a kiss but she was rank. Went and had vegemite on toast instead.

Found a video cam on the floor next to the bed. Played the tape, some fair-haired bloke fucking the bejeesus out of some ugly chick. Funny, looked like my room. And that chick that was still in my bed.... Did she have a moustache??

Realised she DID have a moustache, so just to teach her a lesson, I beat off over her face while she was asleep and left my load on her upper lip, was a fucking good mast too. I was helping her out really, when it dries and she peels it of, it'll take her moustache with it.

nice work luke :thumbsup:

Now we know what Glenn should have done to Mochelle on Big Brother

That Im in the UK.. it still weireds me out getting up in the morning and going.. OH Im in England! hahaha..

QUOTE (~*gEm*~ @ Sep 1 2005, 11:40 PM)

That Im in the UK.. it still weireds me out getting up in the morning and going.. OH Im in England! hahaha..

Hows the weather over there?

I can't believe this email I received. How dodgy is this?

"You may be surprised to receive this letter from me, since you don't know me personally, I am Mr. Stevens, the only son of Late Dr. Stevens, who was recently murdered in a land dispute in Zimbabwe. I got your contact through an internet trade directory here in Italy during my search for a reputable person to handle a very confidential transaction which involves a transfer of fund to a foreign account and I decided to contact you.
My father, Late Dr. David Stevens, was among the few black rich Zimbabwean farmers that were murdered in cold blood by the agents of the ruling government of President Robert Mugabe. Before his untimely death, he had deposited the sum of Nineteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars( US$ 19,500,000.00) only. This money was deposited in a box with a private security company in Johannesburg, South Africa to avoid demurrage. This fund was meant for the purchase of new machinery, agro-allied chemicals and establishment of new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland.
This land problem came when our president, Sir Robert Mugabe introduced a new land "Act" Modi Operadus, reform which wholly affected the rich white farmers and some few blacks. A lot of people vehemently rejected the whole exercise and this resulted in rampant killings and mob action by the war veterans and some political thugs, of which my late father was one of the victims. Precisely more than two hundred people have been killed so far. Heads of government from the western world especially Britain and United States of America have voiced their condemnation of Mugabe's plan. Subsequently South African Development Community(SADC) has continuously supported Mugabe's new land act.
Based on this my family were scattered, I am staying in Italy as a refugee while my mother and my two younger sisters are staying in South Africa as refugees as well. We decided to contact you to assist us in transferring this money to your account in your country or any part of the world for investment as the monetary/investment laws of South Africa and Italy prohibit refugees from running bank accounts or be involved in any transaction/investment Based on this, we are hoping that you will assist us with the name of God.
As the only son, am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine and honest person who will assist us in transferring this money out of South Africa without the knowledge of my country government who are bent on taking everything my late father had, after confiscating all his farm lands and investments in Zimbabwe. We are absolutely left with nothing except this money.
For your kind assistance, we are offering you 20% of the total fund after the successful transfer of the fund to your account.5% will be set aside for any expenses that we might incure at the course of this transaction, while the remaining 75% will be for my family which will be used for investment in your country under your direction as we don't know anything about investment. Contact me through tell, fax or the e-mail address indicated above if this proposal is of interest to you, while I implore you to maintain absolute confidentiality required in this transaction."

Erm, yeah. Right. Your gonna give me close to $4mil ??? As if!

HAHA what a crock of SHIT!

QUOTE (~:Betty:~ @ Sep 1 2005, 11:41 PM)

I implore you to maintain absolute confidentiality required in this transaction.

So everyone reading this.... shhhhhh :lol:

Give me their deails, I'll have some fun with this tomorrow.

Oh wait, I'm having a sickie tomorrow. :gimme: :thumbsup: again.....shhhhh ;)

QUOTE (Idicus Ulthwe' @ Sep 1 2005, 11:41 PM)

QUOTE (~*gEm*~ @ Sep 1 2005, 11:40 PM) That Im in the UK.. it still weireds me out getting up in the morning and going.. OH Im in England! hahaha.. Hows the weather over there?

Its lovely.. Ive been working on my tan! :|)

Cant believe that someone like Nick Skitz is appearing at heaven and theres a $5 cover charge before 11 and $10 after :huh:

Did i just swear :gasp: :tongue:

QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Sep 2 2005, 12:36 AM)

Cant believe that someone like Nick Skitz is appearing at heaven and theres a $5 cover charge before 11 and $10 after :huh: Did i just swear :gasp: :tongue:

dude u r wasted r'nt ya :teehee:

QUOTE (sleak @ Sep 2 2005, 01:09 AM)

QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Sep 2 2005, 12:36 AM) Cant believe that someone like Nick Skitz is appearing at heaven and theres a $5 cover charge before 11 and $10 after :huh: Did i just swear :gasp:  :tongue: dude u r wasted r'nt ya :teehee:

nope check heavens website
http://www.heaven.com.au/home.php

.. its NOT butter!!

QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Sep 2 2005, 12:36 AM)

Cant believe that someone like Nick Skitz is appearing at heaven and theres a $5 cover charge before 11 and $10 after :huh: Did i just swear :gasp: :tongue:

Errr... and the prob with that is..? Are you saying it's too expensive or too cheap..? Some people have paid more for less before. Never seen him but apparently he rocks a crowd nicely :)

... that i slept in AGAIN today! :(

My freakin alarm is so temperamental, one day it comes on super loud and the next i can't even hear it!! Grr.. :grr:

thats cheap. its a pity he's at heaven tho

... im at work sick
... that i might not be going out all weekend due to this.

QUOTE (Betterman @ Sep 2 2005, 09:31 AM)

thats cheap. its a pity he's at heaven tho

why's that mate? u got issue with some of the ppl at heaven? or just dont like the joint.

QUOTE (Schnookie @ Sep 1 2005, 10:49 PM)

QUOTE (Mr S @ Aug 31 2005, 05:23 PM) QUOTE (reewind @ Aug 31 2005, 05:12 PM) how good a decent gobbie feels how there can be such a variation in the scent of womens vaginas how some blokes can bring themselves to fuck disgustingly ugly birds that some chicks don't get rid of their moustaches how satisfying it is to shoot your wad how someone loses all appeal the minute you shoot you been busy of late have you Mike? :thumbsup: No shit ! DAY IN THE LIFE OF MIKE.... Woke up, gave myself head. Was good. Glad I know how I like it. Rolled over, realised I still had a chick in bed with me. Dunno where she came from. Her legs were spread so I went to give her a kiss but she was rank. Went and had vegemite on toast instead. Found a video cam on the floor next to the bed. Played the tape, some fair-haired bloke fucking the bejeesus out of some ugly chick. Funny, looked like my room. And that chick that was still in my bed.... Did she have a moustache?? Realised she DID have a moustache, so just to teach her a lesson, I beat off over her face while she was asleep and left my load on her upper lip, was a fucking good mast too. I was helping her out really, when it dries and she peels it of, it'll take her moustache with it.

hahaha!! :lol: gold luke!!

QUOTE (cammyxxoo @ Sep 2 2005, 09:36 AM)

QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Sep 2 2005, 12:36 AM) Cant believe that someone like Nick Skitz is appearing at heaven and theres a $5 cover charge before 11 and $10 after :huh: Did i just swear :gasp:  :tongue: Errr... and the prob with that is..? Are you saying it's too expensive or too cheap..? Some people have paid more for less before. Never seen him but apparently he rocks a crowd nicely :)

few times i've seen him he has a killa laser show :thumbsup:

QUOTE (DeeAndrea @ Sep 2 2005, 09:36 AM)

QUOTE (Betterman @ Sep 2 2005, 09:31 AM) thats cheap. its a pity he's at heaven tho why's that mate? u got issue with some of the ppl at heaven? or just dont like the joint.

lets just say im not allowed there for a little while :shear:
after an incident involving me, a girl an her bf (altho she said she didnt have one)

mwahahaha... good call dude..
and a dashboard? oh no, that's a different story.. :tongue:

QUOTE (FiNRG @ Sep 2 2005, 09:47 AM)

QUOTE (cammyxxoo @ Sep 2 2005, 09:36 AM) QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Sep 2 2005, 12:36 AM) Cant believe that someone like Nick Skitz is appearing at heaven and theres a $5 cover charge before 11 and $10 after :huh: Did i just swear :gasp:  :tongue: Errr... and the prob with that is..? Are you saying it's too expensive or too cheap..? Some people have paid more for less before. Never seen him but apparently he rocks a crowd nicely :) few times i've seen him he has a killa laser show :thumbsup:

I wouldn't even go see him if it was FREE....

Nick Skitz should be called Nick 'Fuck i'm fuck'n' Shit...

QUOTE (DeeAndrea @ Sep 2 2005, 09:50 AM)

mwahahaha... good call dude.. and a dashboard? oh no, that's a different story.. :tongue:

no unfortunately this one didnt get as far as dashboard antics :teehee:

QUOTE (^NEMESIS^ @ Sep 2 2005, 10:21 AM)

QUOTE (FiNRG @ Sep 2 2005, 09:47 AM) QUOTE (cammyxxoo @ Sep 2 2005, 09:36 AM) QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Sep 2 2005, 12:36 AM) Cant believe that someone like Nick Skitz is appearing at heaven and theres a $5 cover charge before 11 and $10 after :huh: Did i just swear :gasp:  :tongue: Errr... and the prob with that is..? Are you saying it's too expensive or too cheap..? Some people have paid more for less before. Never seen him but apparently he rocks a crowd nicely :) few times i've seen him he has a killa laser show :thumbsup: I wouldn't even go see him if it was FREE.... Nick Skitz should be called Nick 'Fuck i'm fuck'n' Shit...

U have a good point! but that track thats on his new new nick skitz 20 album
think its called paint if black or something? its not 2 bad... as my mate says nick skitz isn't really a DJ just a shit act? LoL or something along those lines

..ITS not butter

The teacher is letter us have free time on the internet...

And why aren't you DLing porn, Idi?

This post has been edited by LightningChyld: Sep 2 2005, 12:45 PM

QUOTE (Idicus Ulthwe' @ Sep 2 2005, 12:42 PM)

The teacher is letter us have free time on the internet...

Maybe she should be teaching some english? :|)

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Sep 2 2005, 12:44 PM)

And why aren't you DLing porn, Idi?

coz he's too busy uploading his own

... how many people have written 'Its NOT butter'.

I think everyone in the world thought it people.. ahhh shhiiiittt!

... that its not christmas. Where are the elves?

.: It's not butter..

:baaa: :|)

... how close my birthday is!!!! :w00t: :w00t:
... that NONE of my non-raver friends wrote back to my SMS asking them to come to Marky & Stamina :(
... that in 17 1/2 days i'll be 21! woo :grin:

The stroy line to this movie...

"The lead part is that of Tamura, a typical Japanese salaryman who just happens to be a man-sized koala suspected of murdering his human girlfriend.

Tamura's human colleagues are convinced he is guilty.

Only his boss - a large white rabbit with very floppy ears - believes he is innocent while one of the main police informers is a big green frog.

More murders follow before the story climaxes with Tamura explaining a deep-seated anger."

...how stupid people can be. Seriously, its amazing that some of the people I know can clothe and feed themselves.
...how many times people are going to make the same mistakes over and over and over again before they learn from it
...i haven't gone on a killing spree yet

:troop:

:lol: :lol:

Good!

I'm glad that we're clear :tongue: :kiss:

i fell asleep aghrrrr so angry at self >:|

Was suppose to be at a friends hours ago

Was also Suppose to visit my baby girl aghrrrrr so annoyed and wake up to a heap of messages and a heap of bullshit, thats what you want when ya wake up :dontgetit:

*Takes deep breaths* ok relaxes :lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay all good now :wink:

... how fucking pathetic, insecure and destructful some people can be. Fucking GROW UP, get your own life and stop reuining others, your one sad sad petiful cunt. *stabs* kthnxbye!

... my jelly hasnt set yet. and its been 3 hours. grrr. its not turning out to be a good night

*gives unset jelly to hardcore angel*

Now quickly run to your fridge and put it in there so it sets and we can all be happy and be eating jelly by the morning.

..... uni is 3 weeks away and im nearly 19 :(

you'lll get over it.. i got let in to uni before i even finished highschool..

uni is way better than highschool.. make the most of it!

nearly everyone here needs an insecurety blanket...

... I am wearing a skirt!

:gasp: :gasp:

I never wear skirts... I feel all girly *giggles*

who are you jodiejai! just who are you!!

quit smoking, going easy on the bizzo, drinking lots, wearing skirts!!!

gonna call you G___ odie from now on :)

...the crab soup i made turned out so fucking good!!!

... you have to explain the obvious to some people >:|

....its a law firm!

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my ex business partner could forget to pay the rent twice THE FUCKWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...the audacity of some people!

...Cetra n Idicus are getting haircuts :gasp:

being bored and sleep deprived i decided to go to the hairdresser on saturday and now im back to being a brunette! one of those spur of the moment things...

........what happned 2 me on the weekend

yes. i also cant belive

put it this way, i need some R32 skyline parts........

....that i bumped into so many random people I haven't seen for years on the weekend...yet again, it is adelaide

..that the weekend is all ready ova...damn it other week

... how much of a bad mood i am in!!! grrrr

....that I tune into Australian Idol for the first time last night and there is a girl from broken hill in it!

This post has been edited by jodiejai: Sep 6 2006, 12:33 PM

That im sitting here still ...

Goto bed bekky

I haven't exercised in over 8 years

... its only 11 days till Talk Like a Pirate Day!

...that John Askew is tonight at tonic!!!! ARGHHH gonne be wicked!!

fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!! I loved talk like a pirate day last year.
arrrhhh

how quick this week has gone, it friday already....YaY!!!

LOOKS HOT

It would want to look hot for that price

And have like gold bits in it or something

i cant see myself spending that much money on my hair

$290 for a haricut! Fark, I'm glad I'm a guy - $25 supercuts special & I could buy a keg with the rest...

as if her hair wouldnt look hot...

my hair would cost about that much to get done if I didnt have such a lovely, beautiful and talented friend who did mine cheaper

I always feel really awkward when I get my hair cut. So weird when someone else is washing your hair & then this short conversation along the lines of "so on your lunchbreak it take it", "yep", "you work around here", "yep".... "what number clippers?", "3"................................... "hows that look", "yep, cool"..... "ok done"... "wicked"... I think i just don't like people doing things for me, always awkward with waiters as well, spesh when they put the napkin on your lap

jamie you can be such a bitch

sounds like someones jealous

HA HA [like nelson]

that for the first time since early highschool, im playing outdoor cricket again...

That its going to cost me almost $700 to get my tooth out...

its...not...JAM! tastes like jam, looks like jam, but label says 'chutney'

... its not butter?

wonder how many times thats been posted here

...that it hasn't rained here for 6 day's