Dont you find it funny when

The media try's so hard to sensationalize anything they can! :doze:

someone asks you the time - they point at their wrist as if to say "Ok, I'm asking you for the TIME. When you look for the TIME, to tell me, you'll possibly want to look at your WRIST, where you wear your WATCH, which displays said TIME for you to relay to me..."

OH! my WRIST huh? I didn't know that's where I had my watch!!!

you wring tech support

http://illwillpress.com/tech.html

QUOTE (Schnookie @ Oct 12 2004, 07:47 AM)

someone asks you the time - they point at their wrist as if to say "Ok, I'm asking you for the TIME. When you look for the TIME, to tell me, you'll possibly want to look at your WRIST, where you wear your WATCH, which displays said TIME for you to relay to me..." OH! my WRIST huh? I didn't know that's where I had my watch!!!

ok i think its time you went into rehab

.....a certain indiviual keeps PMing you, looking for a fight, cos they think u actually give a f#*k, when really, you dont.

QUOTE (Schnookie @ Oct 12 2004, 07:47 AM)

someone asks you the time - they point at their wrist as if to say "Ok, I'm asking you for the TIME. When you look for the TIME, to tell me, you'll possibly want to look at your WRIST, where you wear your WATCH, which displays said TIME for you to relay to me..." OH! my WRIST huh? I didn't know that's where I had my watch!!!

I think your wrong..

When do people use this? When there are at the movies, when there are a group of people talking, in a place where your trying to be discrete.. Ahh now your starting to think..

Maybe this person was trying to be discrete instead of yelling whats the time, and interupting the group or annoying movie go'ers just a simple tap on the wrist and you know what hes/shes getting at..

If this annoyes you what, should we replace it with? a 15 minute impersonation of a clock or some sort of picturnary?, or draw a diagram.. suddenly the wrist tapping seems a lot easier with less frustration.. If you dont want to give the time dont wear a watch..

Thankyou..

people "air" their laundry here on RA :lol:

hahahahahahahahaha!

If your talking about me and luke having a argument about this, your wrong, i just think differently on his opinion..

Shuddup Matt...

QUOTE (Schnookie @ Oct 12 2004, 07:47 AM)

someone asks you the time - they point at their wrist as if to say "Ok, I'm asking you for the TIME. When you look for the TIME, to tell me, you'll possibly want to look at your WRIST, where you wear your WATCH, which displays said TIME for you to relay to me..." OH! my WRIST huh? I didn't know that's where I had my watch!!!

I don't have a problem with it at all. I think using redundant body language when talking to someone is fairly common and natural for most people.. for example people often nod when they say yes, shake their head when they say no, shrug when they say they're unsure, wave when they say hi/goodbye etc, point at an object (not just a would-be-watch) when referring to it... or are those scenarios different somehow?

wasnt that taken from an email titled 10 things... from billy connelly?

/anyway

...its very hot outside, yet very cold inside

QUOTE (GROOV3 @ Oct 12 2004, 10:27 AM)

you wring tech support http://illwillpress.com/tech.html

haha, that was good

funny

...You see a lady in town that has her whole head shaved except for a bunch of dreads at the top that stick up, which makes her head look like a pineapple.... he he that is all :P

..people sit directly in the seat behind the bus driver when there is only like 2 other ppl on the whole bus.?

QUOTE (Tobias @ Oct 13 2004, 09:32 PM)

..people sit directly in the seat behind the bus driver when there is only like 2 other ppl on the whole bus.?

Maybe theyr scared of the back

what has society come to

...When your driving in your car and some funky track is on.. You look out the window to see a person walking on the side of the road and you imagine they are walking to the beat....

Even funnier if they walk with a limp or drag.....

he he Well i find it funny :rolleyes:

andy tells u of a new game for when you are drunk and messy.....
when u go to the toilet flush it first and see if u can finish before the flush...my result so far 0-1...im not gonna lie..i had a few bevies and kicked his toilet in frustration.... dont do that...hahaha theres water everywhere here..hahaha and the mains are off..try it! give your results! :nugget: :gasp: :w00t:

This post has been edited by FunkyChicken: Oct 16 2004, 02:59 AM

QUOTE (Impulz @ Oct 13 2004, 11:38 PM)

QUOTE (Tobias @ Oct 13 2004, 09:32 PM) ..people sit directly in the seat behind the bus driver when there is only like 2 other ppl on the whole bus.? Maybe theyr scared of the back

Sitting right behind the driver is the only place he can't see you in the rearview mirror... they were probably doing something dodgy ;)

you have the almost perfect weekend doin the business with the usual suspects, gotta love it

QUOTE (Princess D @ Oct 12 2004, 10:54 AM)

.....a certain indiviual keeps PMing you, looking for a fight, cos they think u actually give a f#*k, when really, you dont.

.....a certain indiviual keeps instigating PMing, looking for a fight, cos they think u actually give a f#*k, when really, you dont. :alien:

you add your whole music into your winamp list and you have

1002 tracks in playlist, average track length: 13:22
Estimated playlist length: 223 hours 26 minutes 27 seconds

thats like 9 1/2 constant music

and its growing by about 100 minutes a night

geezzz

need a bigger HDD

That people have to pick on poor piney
to make themselfs feel better

hay only im allowed to pick on ppl
ha ha ha if any1 sees me @Blackcat or @Surge or @Lerox
Smack my bum and send me home coz im tryin to get
away from all the temptation of takin stuff i shouldn't

the more space you have, the more that you fill it up with crap?

QUOTE (Piney.. @ Oct 21 2004, 12:21 AM)

hay only im allowed to pick on ppl ha ha ha if any1 sees me @Blackcat or @Surge or @Lerox Smack my bum and send me home coz im tryin to get away from all the temptation of takin stuff i shouldn't

Weretn you the one bitching and moaning about being called an addict?
If you can't even go out without taking stuff.. well it sound like you are! :wacko:

*addict*

...girls wear jackets too small that they cant do zip/button them up past their breasts.
quite humorous.

... You hear stuff people are saying about you (not generally mean stuff) and you continually piss yourself laughing.. I mean really peoples! :nugget:

...But heh it's making me smile so i guess it serves some purpose.... :baaa:

......you spend the last few years doing something u love more than anything,
get hard done by from every one that you meet along the way,
only to rise to the top and do things bigger and better than all of them and succeed beyond reasonable doubt :cool:

Hell yeah, I can live with that! :thumbsup:

:teehee: Oddy u da MAN!!!

QUOTE (Skydiver @ Oct 21 2004, 04:04 PM)

...girls wear jackets too small that they cant do zip/button them up past their breasts. quite humorous.

...and some of the time, this can be great!

QUOTE (G__ @ Oct 21 2004, 01:55 PM)

QUOTE (Piney.. @ Oct 21 2004, 12:21 AM) hay only im allowed to pick on ppl ha ha ha if any1 sees me @Blackcat or @Surge or @Lerox Smack my bum and send me home coz im tryin to get away from all the temptation of takin stuff i shouldn't Weretn you the one bitching and moaning about being called an addict? If you can't even go out without taking stuff.. well it sound like you are! :wacko:

yes crazy is me :) ahhh ha ha ha ha

ohh ye

... when piney gets soaked with beer :lol:

..You find this in Stevie Goss's journal....

So The Avenger isnt really made up, it's just his screen name for himself...

I feel sorry for you Stevie... :dontgetit:

Bombing For Gold
I want to go diving.

No, not the scuba type. No, not even the proper stuff you're seeing on the Olympics. I just want to go to a pool with springboards and platforms and do some giant bombers.

The only pool with decent diving facilites in Adelaide is the Aquatic Centre.

Hmmm...would I be allowed to do bombers? Is there some diving board ettiquite? Will I get in trouble for doing bombers? Will the "serious" types get pissed off at me for interrupting their swimming with bombing?

Besides, do I have anyone to go with? No. Can't really go by myself. Don't have any friends. My acquaintances wouldn't want to go with me or wouldn't be suited to all this rather childish rubbish.

Pah!

QUOTE (Piney.. @ Nov 2 2004, 04:59 AM)

QUOTE (G__ @ Oct 21 2004, 01:55 PM) QUOTE (Piney.. @ Oct 21 2004, 12:21 AM) hay only im allowed to pick on ppl ha ha ha if any1 sees me @Blackcat or @Surge or @Lerox Smack my bum and send me home coz im tryin to get away from all the temptation of takin stuff i shouldn't Weretn you the one bitching and moaning about being called an addict? If you can't even go out without taking stuff.. well it sound like you are! :wacko: yes crazy is me :) ahhh ha ha ha ha ohh ye ... when piney gets soaked with beer :lol:

If ya lucky I might soak ya with beer tonight. How old are you? Seriously??!?!?!?

QUOTE (dEElirIous @ Nov 4 2004, 06:59 PM)

..You find this in Stevie Goss's journal.... So The Avenger isnt really made up, it's just his screen name for himself... I feel sorry for you Stevie... :dontgetit: Bombing For Gold I want to go diving. No, not the scuba type. No, not even the proper stuff you're seeing on the Olympics. I just want to go to a pool with springboards and platforms and do some giant bombers. The only pool with decent diving facilites in Adelaide is the Aquatic Centre. Hmmm...would I be allowed to do bombers? Is there some diving board ettiquite? Will I get in trouble for doing bombers? Will the "serious" types get pissed off at me for interrupting their swimming with bombing? Besides, do I have anyone to go with? No. Can't really go by myself. Don't have any friends. My acquaintances wouldn't want to go with me or wouldn't be suited to all this rather childish rubbish. Pah!

i want to do bombs too

...... it starts raining as you get off the bus and you run like 500 metres in the rain and slip all over a padock

...one of your friends who is not of asian decent eats rice with chopsticks at home...


...he he not necessarily a bad thing, just funny is all.... :kiss:

...pfft, wat an IDIOT!..... and who eats rice this time of nihgt :teehee: :kiss:

you realise you're retarded

yep...haven't stopped laughing for a while now :)

QUOTE (techsta_girl @ Nov 6 2004, 03:45 AM)

you realise you're retarded

It hit me a while back that i am too..

But im not laughing, im scared :(

kids drop their colouring books in the puddles on the ground and then cry...

QUOTE (FunkyChicken @ Nov 6 2004, 09:38 AM)

kids drop their colouring books in the puddles on the ground and then cry...

one of winters great moments ;)


... a customers calls to ask how much we think they would get if they sold the number plate [google] on ebay...

they just wanted to check to see if it was worth it before they actually registered the number plate... smart smart person

This post has been edited by macho nacho: Nov 6 2004, 11:09 AM

....GhostBusters is on TV.... *gets up and dances to ghostbusters song*

havent seen that for years!!

is funny...

who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters?

how just when you are about to crack the shits at not being able to find something.. you find what you are looking for

QUOTE (FunkyChicken @ Nov 6 2004, 09:38 AM)

kids drop their colouring books in the puddles on the ground and then cry...

.. kids fall over at the zoo and people take photos of it...

:lol:

Spadge gets a fake pussy for his birthday and it's the biggest talking point of the whole party :thumbsup:

Not only that, Spadge was drinking spirits straight from the cunt.. brilliant!

i like drinking from the furry cup
well actually it was shaven

when you try to pay for your boost juice with your parking ticket while you are collecting and after you have already paid for it...

:stoop:

.....a couple get caught screwing at your work..... :sick:

...They get caught butt naked and with her legs up in the air....

..Your boss blasts them, calls the girl a rag and says that they are a disgrace to him and his establishment...

ha ha ha....

QUOTE (dEElirIous @ Nov 21 2004, 04:39 PM)

.....a couple get caught screwing at your work..... :sick: ...They get caught butt naked and with her legs up in the air.... ..Your boss blasts them, calls the girl a rag and says that they are a disgrace to him and his establishment... ha ha ha....

haha that wouldve been funny :|)

QUOTE (Naked @ Nov 21 2004, 04:45 PM)

QUOTE (dEElirIous @ Nov 21 2004, 04:39 PM) .....a couple get caught screwing at your work..... :sick: ...They get caught butt naked and with her legs up in the air.... ..Your boss blasts them, calls the girl a rag and says that they are a disgrace to him and his establishment... ha ha ha.... haha that wouldve been funny :|)

OMG that reminds me....two third years were caught having sex in the nuclear medicine room at uni by one of the lecturers!!!! ahhhahahahhahaha :|) :|) :|)

QUOTE (Sara @ Nov 21 2004, 06:02 PM)

QUOTE (Naked @ Nov 21 2004, 04:45 PM) QUOTE (dEElirIous @ Nov 21 2004, 04:39 PM) .....a couple get caught screwing at your work..... :sick: ...They get caught butt naked and with her legs up in the air.... ..Your boss blasts them, calls the girl a rag and says that they are a disgrace to him and his establishment... ha ha ha.... haha that wouldve been funny :|) OMG that reminds me....two third years were caught having sex in the nuclear medicine room at uni by one of the lecturers!!!! ahhhahahahhahaha :|) :|) :|)

where do you work ? is it an office or retail type place?

QUOTE (GROOV3 @ Nov 21 2004, 08:23 PM)

where do you work ? is it an office or retail type place?

..Nah on weekends i work in a club..

oh ok

so it wasnt staff that got caught?

lol funny either way

Nah some ferals off the street... yukkies

...when ya cutting watermelons @ work and ya drop a 1/4 cut
.... it then mushes down ya leg and gets all over your pants
kinda funny, plus watermelons smells yummy :grin:

QUOTE (dEElirIous @ Nov 21 2004, 08:39 PM)

Nah some ferals off the street... yukkies

This is a story that has been told to me by my manager.
My works sister company deals with job search training etc etc....
Anyway theres a fair few people in the waiting area and the receptionist spots two couples getting it on... she goes to her manager who then walks up to them. The chick is giving the bloke some hand relief, out in the waiting room for everyone to see.
She turns to them and says you and your boyfriend will need to find somewhere else if you want to do this, she replies... oh he's not my boyfriend, we only just met

....people injure themself

when this happens!

You accidently call a whitress @ caffee de vilis "sir"

she may have been offended, but she diddnt show it. probably used to ass hole customers.




Also children and small people being knocked over by beach-balls and other inflatables, eg a football.
very funny, they just go flying. *so mean*

QUOTE (dEElirIous @ Nov 21 2004, 05:39 PM)

.....a couple get caught screwing at your work..... :sick: ...They get caught butt naked and with her legs up in the air.... ..Your boss blasts them, calls the girl a rag and says that they are a disgrace to him and his establishment... ha ha ha....

bwahaha - that's gold

not the first time though :wink:

...What are you saying Billy..? Did you christen the Johnny Walker room?

j/k

ha ha.. I mean there are other ways they can spice up their sexlife, like really why come to my club and do it..?

...people fall over.

haha - your right, tis a bit tacky but well some people are just freaks - would have loved to hear darcy yelling abuse to them - he's gold for things like that

after the staff xmas show last year a couple of staff were busted... also one of the suppliers and another party were caught in the downstairs toilet!

QUOTE (Skydiver @ Nov 24 2004, 06:33 PM)

...people fall over.

that's why I love the show Funniest Home Videos so much! :tongue:

that dj ben is on here...as i predicted on my drive home lol

QUOTE (Softy @ Nov 25 2004, 03:46 AM)

that dj ben is on here

...and proud of it! ;)

You see the same person posting in the " don't you hate " thread and the " don't you love it when " thread right after each other .... either you're pissed off or you're happy about something ... you can't whinge and be happy at the same time dammit !

why dont u put that in the dont you hate thred

:lol:

..i find that funny

Jack ass !

QUOTE (billy boy @ Nov 25 2004, 12:55 AM)

haha - your right, tis a bit tacky but well some people are just freaks - would have loved to hear darcy yelling abuse to them - he's gold for things like that after the staff xmas show last year a couple of staff were busted... also one of the suppliers and another party were caught in the downstairs toilet!

he he yes Darcy is like the angry greek father you never had sometimes.. oops i have an angry greek father and an angry greek boss :nugget:

Nah he is heaps nice apart from when he is on a warpath!!


(I never went to the xmas party but i heard about it, glad i didnt go!!)

..... when one of your workers asks 4 others and me @ work if we would like a drink of coke or woteva and after offering comes to me and says "Hey jas, can i borrow some money i left my wallet @ home" haha, had to coz i felt bad for the bloke.

thats ok coz i got him back unintensionally....

.....I foned up the pizza place to have dinner when i was @ work. was going halfs wit the same guy.
i accidentaly phoned the place 1.5km down the road and not the one accros the road, oops ;) :rolleyes:
he hasnt got a license either so he woulda had to walk as i cant leave the store when i am the manager on duty!!!
luckily enuf Crystal the sweetie drove him to get it
haha, the viscious circle

...people accidentally fart in serious moments.

... Y2Jason tells stupid unfunny stories.. no.. i dont find it funny when.. you're a dickhead mate.

... theres new people at work talking about enchanted and how the music is all doof doof and showing each other how to dance with glowsticks.... aaaah funny stuff...

QUOTE (SiGO @ Nov 26 2004, 09:41 PM)

... Y2Jason tells stupid unfunny stories.. no.. i dont find it funny when.. you're a dickhead mate. ... theres new people at work talking about enchanted and how the music is all doof doof and showing each other how to dance with glowsticks.... aaaah funny stuff...

:|) - Where you work?.... i ve been seeing the same kinda stuff in my age group.... Ha.... "omg man NICK SKITZ IS GOING" :lol: :lol: :lol: .. tards

Not where you work? ...

Telstra.

nick skitz isnt goin to enchanted either is he?

Ur a tard gav hahaah :lol:

......your dad used to walk out in his daks infront of all your friends!!!

we went out horning in the moke last night :D

even horned traffic boh lol

when your such a horrible cook that you manage to mess up baking cookies. it was the pre-prepared cookie dough you bu in super markets.

it's already made for goodness sakes! and i still end up with mangled cookies :blush:

when u cant manage to sit still through a movie

u buy a mcflurry thinking u wanted one , but get it and dnt want it

Last night i was being my usual loudmouth self and for some reason was yelling out "ive never had a penis up my bum!" Then i hear a knock on my window and my mum shouts out "The whole neighbourhood just heard that lauren" :lol: whoops

QUOTE (Rainbow_Brite @ Nov 27 2004, 01:05 PM)

Last night i was being my usual loudmouth self and for some reason was yelling out "ive never had a penis up my bum!" Then i hear a knock on my window and my mum shouts out "The whole neighbourhood just heard that lauren" :lol: whoops

lol

i bet she was proud though

QUOTE (Lord EK @ Nov 27 2004, 07:46 AM)

......your dad used to walk out in his daks infront of all your friends!!!

has this not happened to anyone???????

QUOTE (Lord EK @ Nov 27 2004, 05:33 PM)

QUOTE (Lord EK @ Nov 27 2004, 07:46 AM) ......your dad used to walk out in his daks infront of all your friends!!! has this not happened to anyone???????

No but if ya dad did it in front of me i'd be like :crazy:

you post crap and its funny to you and you only

Someone cuts themselves with scissors... and straight away goes 'i felt it cutting but i couldnt stop it heheeheh :lol: '

http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

...when a chick gets angry @ you so you tell her that she has lost the right to speak w/ you for 7 days. she then txt me so i quoted the txt and wrote 'RETURN TO SENDER' in front of it boh

QUOTE (MaYhEm_PrOjEcT @ May 5 2005, 03:40 PM)

http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

bahahahahaha

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

......you are on calaisturbo and in the stolen cars section, there are 200+ threads and there are a heap of them named Stolen VL

......hahahha, sorry, but again, in the calaisturbo threads in the stolen section, somebodies plates from their car got stolen, the plates were:- URLOSS

FUCKING GOLD!

kIERRA AND GURNA GO MISSING TOGETHER AFTER THE CUMBY

manstick!

you pay $4,800 to do a Diploma and the registrar sends you a registration form even though ive paid for the course already idiot

when ppl try to flirt in forums

QUOTE (Mr Fact @ May 6 2005, 11:04 PM)

...when a chick gets angry @ you so you tell her that she has lost the right to speak w/ you for 7 days. she then txt me so i quoted the txt and wrote 'RETURN TO SENDER' in front of it boh

Gotta admit.. that is fucking gold... hahahahaha

QUOTE (FunkyChicken @ May 12 2005, 02:17 AM)

kIERRA AND GURNA GO MISSING TOGETHER AFTER THE CUMBY manstick!

bigtime bootie call !!

... when you remember Oddy's response to the ticket prices at the first 'Ark' Old school revival event ... deplorable!!! Raping the ravers LOL

... when you remember the first time that term was used in this town

errr shh allan !

sorry that thread just cracked me up

QUOTE (Odyssey @ May 12 2005, 08:19 PM)

QUOTE (FunkyChicken @ May 12 2005, 02:17 AM) kIERRA AND GURNA GO MISSING TOGETHER AFTER THE CUMBY manstick! bigtime bootie call !!

Double meaning? hahah

Mayday & I both have Russians in our avatars!! Uncanny!

When someone farts and its really loud

You are driving home and there is a car on fire out the front of the GURNA house hold lol and the cop and firers rock up and they all sleep right throught it

QUOTE (Jonesy @ May 13 2005, 01:20 AM)

You are driving home and there is a car on fire out the front of the GURNA house hold lol and the cop and firers rock up and they all sleep right throught it

yeah NS that was fucked, sorry 2 the owner of a gold 626, me and jonesy watching the bitch burn! how jonesy spotted it in his drunkenness is beyond me.

jesus whats hackham becoming, the ghetto!?

i also find it funny when the smartass that is Mr fact gets himself in major shit and doesn't care...... i love u like a retarted brother.....

QUOTE (B-RAD @ May 13 2005, 01:30 AM)

i also find it funny when the smartass that is Mr fact gets himself in major shit and doesn't care...... i love u like a retarted brother.....

i caree so little i dont even know what your referring to


....i get a ph. # of the most gorgeous girl @ shenanigans only to realise i allready had it from some other time, i honestly dont remember scoring her # and name last time but OMG!

...you're on the way home from work on the train with your headphones on cranking a wicked pvd set and enjoying it so much u sit there bopin your head up and down, from side to side, tappin ya feet, with a big smile on ya face...and then u realise that everyone is watching...hehe

QUOTE (Mr Fact @ May 13 2005, 04:44 AM)

....i get a ph. # of the most gorgeous girl @ shenanigans only to realise i allready had it from some other time, i honestly dont remember scoring her # and name last time but OMG!

hehe awww shux

QUOTE (Mekah @ Jun 2 2005, 05:07 PM)

QUOTE (Mr Fact @ May 13 2005, 04:44 AM) ....i get a ph. # of the most gorgeous girl @ shenanigans only to realise i allready had it from some other time, i honestly dont remember scoring her # and name last time but  OMG! hehe awww shux

LOL wrong person mekah

QUOTE (Jonesy @ Jun 2 2005, 05:29 PM)

QUOTE (Mekah @ Jun 2 2005, 05:07 PM) QUOTE (Mr Fact @ May 13 2005, 04:44 AM) ....i get a ph. # of the most gorgeous girl @ shenanigans only to realise i allready had it from some other time, i honestly dont remember scoring her # and name last time but  OMG! hehe awww shux LOL wrong person mekah

haha yeh.. silly me.. how could I even compete with all the beautiful women there. Thanks for pointing that one out Jonesy I got abit confused

QUOTE (Mekah @ Jun 2 2005, 06:21 PM)

QUOTE (Jonesy @ Jun 2 2005, 05:29 PM) QUOTE (Mekah @ Jun 2 2005, 05:07 PM) QUOTE (Mr Fact @ May 13 2005, 04:44 AM) ....i get a ph. # of the most gorgeous girl @ shenanigans only to realise i allready had it from some other time, i honestly dont remember scoring her # and name last time but  OMG! hehe awww shux LOL wrong person mekah haha yeh.. silly me.. how could I even compete with all the beautiful women there. Thanks for pointing that one out Jonesy I got abit confused

I never said that i ment as if Mr. Facts got a chicks number who is he kidding lol

i didnt mean to offend

...you find Jonesy's Mug Shot

QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 4 2005, 07:56 PM)

...you find Jonesy's Mug Shot

JERK!!!!

...people quote themselves in their signature *shakes head*

QUOTE (Mr Fact @ May 13 2005, 04:44 AM)

....i get a ph. # of the most gorgeous girl @ shenanigans only to realise i allready had it from some other time, i honestly dont remember scoring her # and name last time but OMG!

Did she have all her teeth..? We are talking about Shenanigans

people fall over.

QUOTE (Skydiver @ Jun 4 2005, 10:24 PM)

people fall over.

Elaborate, was there some freak domino effect today?

QUOTE (Idicus Ulthwe' @ Jun 4 2005, 10:52 PM)

QUOTE (Skydiver @ Jun 4 2005, 10:24 PM) people fall over. Elaborate, was there some freak domino effect today?

QUOTE (dEElirIous @ Jun 4 2005, 08:58 PM)

QUOTE (Mr Fact @ May 13 2005, 04:44 AM) ....i get a ph. # of the most gorgeous girl @ shenanigans only to realise i allready had it from some other time, i honestly dont remember scoring her # and name last time but  OMG! Did she have all her teeth..? We are talking about Shenanigans

..you're having a 3 way conversation on MSN.. heheh thats tops!

especially when one of those 3 is in the next room... eh gem?!

the crows kick essendon's pathetic ass by 100+ points ... woooord!!

QUOTE (Andy @ Jun 5 2005, 12:01 AM)

especially when one of those 3 is in the next room... eh gem?!

Shut it..
Its the joys of modern technology!

QUOTE (Twisten @ Jun 5 2005, 12:05 AM)

the crows kick essendon's pathetic ass by 100+ points ... woooord!!

Fuck Yeah!!!! Definitely enjoyed that one!!!!

...your kitten is sitting on the desk watching the screen and when you move the mouse it chases the cursor all over the screen.. aww, it's cute.

you actually feel like attending a hard house rave. *gets exited about system6*

People trip over AHAHAHAHA

...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk*

QUOTE (Jim @ Jun 5 2005, 10:00 AM)

...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk*

yeh thats right pay me out coz i have a life n dont sit at computers all day... :P (actaully its pretyy much all i do at school..hehehe) i cant do it n i cant be fucked fixing it at the moment lol

QUOTE (Jynx @ Jun 5 2005, 09:18 AM)

you actually feel like attending a hard house rave. *gets exited about system6*

bout bloody time woman!! haven't seen you since easter!!

QUOTE (Twisten @ Jun 5 2005, 11:11 AM)

QUOTE (Jynx @ Jun 5 2005, 09:18 AM) you actually feel like attending a hard house rave. *gets exited about system6* bout bloody time woman!! haven't seen you since easter!!

yay..chrissys coming out,chrissy coming out...have missed ya babe
LETS ROCK

QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 5 2005, 10:41 AM)

QUOTE (Jim @ Jun 5 2005, 10:00 AM) ...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk* yeh thats right pay me out coz i have a life n dont sit at computers all day... :P (actaully its pretyy much all i do at school..hehehe) i cant do it n i cant be fucked fixing it at the moment lol

you cant use images in sigs on this board, so even if you did do it right it wouldnt show up right anyway.

QUOTE (Khem @ Jun 5 2005, 12:47 PM)

QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 5 2005, 10:41 AM) QUOTE (Jim @ Jun 5 2005, 10:00 AM) ...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk* yeh thats right pay me out coz i have a life n dont sit at computers all day... :P (actaully its pretyy much all i do at school..hehehe) i cant do it n i cant be fucked fixing it at the moment lol you cant use images in sigs on this board, so even if you did do it right it wouldnt show up right anyway.

Yeah and it SUCKS!
AM has that function hey Khem..

QUOTE (~*gEm*~ @ Jun 5 2005, 12:49 PM)

QUOTE (Khem @ Jun 5 2005, 12:47 PM) QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 5 2005, 10:41 AM) QUOTE (Jim @ Jun 5 2005, 10:00 AM) ...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk* yeh thats right pay me out coz i have a life n dont sit at computers all day... :P (actaully its pretyy much all i do at school..hehehe) i cant do it n i cant be fucked fixing it at the moment lol you cant use images in sigs on this board, so even if you did do it right it wouldnt show up right anyway. Yeah and it SUCKS! AM has that function hey Khem..

why would you want stupid arse piuctures that take up heaps of fucking room in your sig anyways??



It makes the board a cunt to read and for normal people on dial up, it's fucken annoying waiting for the pages to render themselves and then continually re-adjust as all the images are loaded

good call by the RA admin team IMO


anyways

....you are tapping your feet on the ground whilst sitting on ra, and you notice you are actually making the tune for mario bros on super nintendo

do i have a secret urge to play mario bros????

QUOTE (PrOpAgAnDa @ Jun 5 2005, 02:44 PM)

do i have a secret urge to play mario bros????

Yes.

well then, who has a super nintendo and can hook a brother up?

help me anna

This post has been edited by PrOpAgAnDa on Jun 5 2005, 02:52 PM

Umm....no because then I wont have it to play with

so you have a super nintendo????

or you're going to go find one for yourself???

QUOTE (PrOpAgAnDa @ Jun 5 2005, 02:44 PM)

why would you want stupid arse piuctures that take up heaps of fucking room in your sig anyways??

It just looks pretty!!!

QUOTE (~*gEm*~ @ Jun 5 2005, 03:23 PM)

QUOTE (PrOpAgAnDa @ Jun 5 2005, 02:44 PM) why would you want stupid arse piuctures that take up heaps of fucking room in your sig anyways?? It just looks pretty!!!

well i'm pretty enough as it is

QUOTE (PrOpAgAnDa @ Jun 5 2005, 03:23 PM)

so you have a super nintendo????

Indeed I do :cheesygrin:

...you see an overly tryhard metro wog dude wearing uggboots with jeans all pushed up to his knees. All he needs now is a metro salmon coloured VS Commodore with a rice burner exhaust and stolen 19" rims.

QUOTE (~*gEm*~ @ Jun 5 2005, 12:49 PM)

QUOTE (Khem @ Jun 5 2005, 12:47 PM) QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 5 2005, 10:41 AM) QUOTE (Jim @ Jun 5 2005, 10:00 AM) ...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk* yeh thats right pay me out coz i have a life n dont sit at computers all day... :P (actaully its pretyy much all i do at school..hehehe) i cant do it n i cant be fucked fixing it at the moment lol you cant use images in sigs on this board, so even if you did do it right it wouldnt show up right anyway. Yeah and it SUCKS! AM has that function hey Khem..

No images in sigs means
a) people that are on dialup don't have to download 5 meg to view a single thread.
b) threads are not 90% image 10% text

We had images in sigs enabled for a while... but people could not grasp the concept of linking to images smaller than 1024x768.

QUOTE (wojtek @ Jun 5 2005, 06:13 PM)

QUOTE (~*gEm*~ @ Jun 5 2005, 12:49 PM) QUOTE (Khem @ Jun 5 2005, 12:47 PM) QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 5 2005, 10:41 AM) QUOTE (Jim @ Jun 5 2005, 10:00 AM) ...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk* yeh thats right pay me out coz i have a life n dont sit at computers all day... :P (actaully its pretyy much all i do at school..hehehe) i cant do it n i cant be fucked fixing it at the moment lol you cant use images in sigs on this board, so even if you did do it right it wouldnt show up right anyway. Yeah and it SUCKS! AM has that function hey Khem.. No images in sigs means a) people that are on dialup don't have to download 5 meg to view a single thread. b) threads are not 90% image 10% text We had images in sigs enabled for a while... but people could not grasp the concept of linking to images smaller than 1024x768.

Agreed, keep it text. Images galore fucks me off.

Quazza's avatar shits me too, it's almost a full meg and on dial up, thats fucked

dialup!

You see one of the most fucked up ferals come out of nowhere in the rainforest in Cairns.. where and how the fuck do these freaks live/survive??? Talking about the most dense and steep hills in the rainforest and these freaks don't have any shoes/clothes other than some loin cloth or animal skin to cover themselves. They are all dirty and have some amazing natural dreads.
Apparently there's loads of these fuckers living like this.. amazing!!
I am sure they just grunt and don't even know english for fucks sake!

This is 2005 ya fucken freaks!

sounds like you bumped into tarzan?

you have a sumba to some tech .. who knew it was possible

....you recieve a sms from a number you dont know saying 'sucked in bec looks like i beat you in fertility stakes, 8weeks pregnant' WTF?! errr honey ive already got one.. DEFFINATLY wont be trying or wanting another one for 5yrs+

QUOTE (Mr S @ Jun 5 2005, 10:19 PM)

You see one of the most fucked up ferals come out of nowhere in the rainforest in Cairns.. where and how the fuck do these freaks live/survive??? Talking about the most dense and steep hills in the rainforest and these freaks don't have any shoes/clothes other than some loin cloth or animal skin to cover themselves. They are all dirty and have some amazing natural dreads. Apparently there's loads of these fuckers living like this.. amazing!! I am sure they just grunt and don't even know english for fucks sake! This is 2005 ya fucken freaks!

play em some psytrance Jarrod!

QUOTE (Funshine @ Jun 6 2005, 09:33 AM)

....you recieve a sms from a number you dont know saying 'sucked in bec looks like i beat you in fertility stakes, 8weeks pregnant' WTF?! errr honey ive already got one.. DEFFINATLY wont be trying or wanting another one for 5yrs+

Maybe she's having twins, or triplets...?

... when your mobile starts ringing and you don't know it's yours cos you changed the ringtone last night. And even when you realise it's yours, you are looking at it ringing and wondering why it's ringing like that... (Bodyrockers - I like the way)... then you have a bit of a groove to it before answering it

... some off-tap punter that thinks you are some kind of living musical database asks you " do you know the track that goes - do do de do, etc ?" and expects you to know it based on do's and de's..

anuva 1:

... the egg van drives by with the licence plate "googs4u"

& anuva:

... you go the Nostex & get 10 boxes of cream chargers & the attendant just smirks & then you mention "I'm making a cake.. Yes.. A "really big one!"

QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 5 2005, 06:16 PM)

QUOTE (wojtek @ Jun 5 2005, 06:13 PM) QUOTE (~*gEm*~ @ Jun 5 2005, 12:49 PM) QUOTE (Khem @ Jun 5 2005, 12:47 PM) QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 5 2005, 10:41 AM) QUOTE (Jim @ Jun 5 2005, 10:00 AM) ...DJTopsy doesn't know how to do her sig. *tsk tsk* yeh thats right pay me out coz i have a life n dont sit at computers all day... :P (actaully its pretyy much all i do at school..hehehe) i cant do it n i cant be fucked fixing it at the moment lol you cant use images in sigs on this board, so even if you did do it right it wouldnt show up right anyway. Yeah and it SUCKS! AM has that function hey Khem.. No images in sigs means a) people that are on dialup don't have to download 5 meg to view a single thread. b) threads are not 90% image 10% text We had images in sigs enabled for a while... but people could not grasp the concept of linking to images smaller than 1024x768. Agreed, keep it text. Images galore fucks me off. Quazza's avatar shits me too, it's almost a full meg and on dial up, thats fucked

awwww so get a real connection honey.

QUOTE (Quazza @ Jun 6 2005, 03:27 PM)

awwww so get a real connection honey.

agreed .. dial up is SO 90's

..... you just start to remember bits from Saturday night... Melly and little Matty, i thought you would find funny that i remembered that i walked straight out infront of those cars to talk to Gurna... oblivious of the fact the cars were moving.... oh dear, tunnel vision at it's best...

QUOTE (erinbradley @ Jun 6 2005, 04:07 PM)

..... you just start to remember bits from Saturday night... Melly and little Matty, i thought you would find funny that i remembered that i walked straight out infront of those cars to talk to Gurna... oblivious of the fact the cars were moving.... oh dear, tunnel vision at it's best...

did you have leg warmers on ?

think ya girl is trickin!?

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/about.html

QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jun 6 2005, 04:17 PM)

QUOTE (erinbradley @ Jun 6 2005, 04:07 PM) ..... you just start to remember bits from Saturday night... Melly and little Matty, i thought you would find funny that i remembered that i walked straight out infront of those cars to talk to Gurna... oblivious of the fact the cars were moving.... oh dear, tunnel vision at it's best... did you have leg warmers on ?

or a special helmet

QUOTE (Pratty @ Jun 6 2005, 05:21 PM)

QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jun 6 2005, 04:17 PM) QUOTE (erinbradley @ Jun 6 2005, 04:07 PM) ..... you just start to remember bits from Saturday night... Melly and little Matty, i thought you would find funny that i remembered that i walked straight out infront of those cars to talk to Gurna... oblivious of the fact the cars were moving.... oh dear, tunnel vision at it's best... did you have leg warmers on ? or a special helmet

Word on the street is she had Oddys helmet that night

QUOTE (G__ @ Jun 6 2005, 04:24 PM)

Word on the street is she had Oddys helmet that night

nah not that night i was in pt lincoln .. giving out free helmets to all n sundry

hahahahaha yeah and I heard ya mate gave it to one of his own!

QUOTE (Pratty @ Jun 6 2005, 04:35 PM)

hahahahaha yeah and I heard ya mate gave it to one of his own!

2 of his own .. shhh !

QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jun 6 2005, 03:53 PM)

QUOTE (Quazza @ Jun 6 2005, 03:27 PM) awwww    so get a real connection honey. agreed .. dial up is SO 90's

perhaps THATS why I wasnt concerned about file size, load up speed etc..

*flicks hair-- shyeah uh like.. get with the programme**
hahahaha

Its not just about speed though... all the images in sigs look totally shite

Its all about personal preference I think.. Im not overly bothered to be honest.. I just think that the option to have one with a limited pixel size would be cool! (by no means mandatory though!)

I don't think we need them. I reckon avartars are enough.

you at a party on sat and get convinced to go for a drive to pick some one up from town and before you know it your in the ballrooms stair well sliding down on creates with people you dont know into hella cardboard people sit behind to hold you there so you dont hurt your self

bloody crazy night on sat with the ants and green haird dj, :0

...there is some knob on the news who was clocked at 225kph and his excuse:

"it was dark and I couldn't see anything, it was scary, so I sped"

haha, fuckhead, at least come up with something that doesn't make a complete dick of yourself.

QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 6 2005, 10:56 PM)

...there is some knob on the news who was clocked at 225kph and his excuse: "it was dark and I couldn't see anything, it was scary, so I sped" haha, fuckhead, at least come up with something that doesn't make a complete dick of yourself.

maybe he doesnt giva fuk wat people think or say..hey
ya dildo

QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 6 2005, 10:56 PM)

...there is some knob on the news who was clocked at 225kph and his excuse: "it was dark and I couldn't see anything, it was scary, so I sped"

haha - at least it was different excuse than the police would have heard

QUOTE (billy boy @ Jun 7 2005, 01:34 PM)

QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 6 2005, 10:56 PM) ...there is some knob on the news who was clocked at 225kph and his excuse: "it was dark and I couldn't see anything, it was scary, so I sped" haha - at least it was different excuse than the police would have heard

Ha ha, yeh. He got 3 Years no licence and $2,100 fine. Good to know Eugene McGee gets pretty much the same deal for actually killing somebody eh.

QUOTE (dword8 @ Jun 7 2005, 01:26 PM)

maybe he doesnt giva fuk wat people think or say..hey ya dildo

maybe we dont give a fuk or think what you say ya dildo!

QUOTE (Quazza @ Jun 6 2005, 04:17 PM)

think ya girl is trickin!? http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/about.html

Bahahahaha

"The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!"

Works all well and good until she takes 'em off and leaves them in some guys car on the way to her next 'appointment'

QUOTE (JIMBO DA METAL HEAD!! @ Jun 7 2005, 02:39 PM)

QUOTE (dword8 @ Jun 7 2005, 01:26 PM) maybe he doesnt giva fuk wat people think or say..hey ya dildo maybe we dont give a fuk or think what you say ya dildo!

I'd consider being called a Dildo a compliment if it belongs to the right girl...

Call me Hector

You find this scientific study...

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7481

QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 6 2005, 11:56 PM)

...there is some knob on the news who was clocked at 225kph and his excuse: "it was dark and I couldn't see anything, it was scary, so I sped" haha, fuckhead, at least come up with something that doesn't make a complete dick of yourself.

man, the fact he was clocked at 225kph automatically places him in my DICKHEAD category! wat a knob.

QUOTE (cammyxxoo @ Jun 8 2005, 12:51 PM)

You find this scientific study... http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7481

its not you... its my genes!!

.:you spill 1L of milk throughtout the fridge at work.. ahh what mess!

.:you, not thinking, tell a wheelchair bound guy to "take a seat" after taking his order... i felt terrible.. ooops!

QUOTE (trashy_chica @ Jun 8 2005, 01:33 PM)

QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 6 2005, 11:56 PM) ...there is some knob on the news who was clocked at 225kph and his excuse: "it was dark and I couldn't see anything, it was scary, so I sped" haha, fuckhead, at least come up with something that doesn't make a complete dick of yourself. man, the fact he was clocked at 225kph automatically places him in my DICKHEAD category! wat a knob.

dickhead that he was caught at that speed, or dickhead that he was travelling that fast

This post has been edited by billy boy on Jun 10 2005, 10:44 AM

... when you get random sms's from Piney that are complete jibberish:

"Ay cuz its earl ere u fellas goin down hindley we get a cask or 2 and get blind then we roll white cunts and pick up gins down basement"

"trashy mc trash bag wangtastic party on garf thats fucking awesome chair leg masturbation crumpet fiend."

Keep it up Piney!! You're quiet the Entertainer!! Plurry love to you matey!!

QUOTE (billy boy @ Jun 10 2005, 11:44 AM)

QUOTE (trashy_chica @ Jun 8 2005, 01:33 PM) QUOTE (SUPERSHOOTER @ Jun 6 2005, 11:56 PM) ...there is some knob on the news who was clocked at 225kph and his excuse: "it was dark and I couldn't see anything, it was scary, so I sped" haha, fuckhead, at least come up with something that doesn't make a complete dick of yourself. man, the fact he was clocked at 225kph automatically places him in my DICKHEAD category! wat a knob. dickhead that he was caught at that speed, or dickhead that he was travelling that fast

dickhead for travelling that fast! man. imagine hitting someone or something at that speed. people shouldnt have licenses if they cant act responsibly!!

/end rant haha

when you realise how small adelaide really is - there is only 1 or 2 degrees of seperation in this place

your niece that is 7 years younger than you has a baby before you, fool she is, hahahahahaha fool i tell you

haha, similar to me - my little sister is married with a little baby boy

when ur boss has a messey weekend and come's to work in a worse state than u are. and puts u in charge

you are driving up the freeway listening to KRS1 and you come up behind a 4WD with the plates 'KRS 002'

when your windows have just been cleaned and a bird flys straight into it.
so cruel yet so very funny

QUOTE (muffins @ Jul 17 2005, 07:56 PM)

you are driving up the freeway listening to KRS1 and you come up behind a 4WD with the plates 'KRS 002'

Did ya pull him over and whack a cancelled stamp on his rego plate??

u walk into subway and ur friend asks ''excuse me do u guys have subs?''

duuuuuuh

... you ring this dodgy place called Old Tailem Town about doing a photo shoot there, ask if there are people walking around/working there in period costume or will we have to bring our own models and the woman on the other end of the line says, 'no, but if we know what day it will be the boss and I can dress up'

I gutta laugh at the sound tech who installed a new EQ into the rack!
Mounted the powerboard upsidedown, under the top of the rack, with a huge heavy power pack!!!
Needless to say gravity takes effect; the power pack falls out in the middle of the night, leaving no sound!!

..your related to betty/emma

your related to a DJ!!! w00t! yeah!! you rock!

when it looks like RA is becomin a family reunion site
mwah Suzi Q

Yeah bitching lil cunts we are!!! check out the cunt of the day thread!

when a newbie at you work tries to have a go at you about something that isnt working and you havent touched in over an hour and was working fine when you did
and you get to shut them down in front of the rest of the staff there because they stuffed it up

sorry was meant to be in the dont you love but it is still funny

This post has been edited by truck: Apr 30 2006, 03:25 PM

.:when your clearing tables at work last night and you over hear 4 boys talking about Rave Adelaide..eh... now who was it?

GEEKS!

When you see this....I thought I was a post whore

http://www.raveadelaide.com.au/forums/index.php?act=Stats

165...what the fark!

Naa 164

Attached thumbnail(s)

geez and i thought i was bad

Your boss has a go at one of your staff members for his mistake.....Stina was in fine form and put him back in his place

This post has been edited by HaRdCoReAnGeL: May 4 2006, 07:18 PM

you find out Boy George is a DJ now

when windows media player has slide and tanes giney boozy mix set for genre of christian gangsta rap

...When you watch the Movie Initial D, about the fearless in the white-hot world of street racing, as teams take on dangerous roads in the shadow of Mt. Akina. Behind the wheel of the mysterious "Ghost of Akina" is Takumi, on his way to becoming the greatest racer ever.

And the movie is in Cantonese. Not Japanese ... What the???

yeah thats old news .. hes done a few of the old ministry of sound cds..
apparently the guy cant mix for peanuts though ..

... Imagine your greatest fears... the ones that paralyse you... now imagine them all at once....

some ppl just get more and more lame

when you get a e-newsletter titled "MDA e-news" (from the murray darling rivers association)

i lol'd anyway

When you're looking for wedding reception venues and St Pauls keeps popping up...

its actually quite nice in there... was at a wedding there earlier on this yr.

perhaps you can sit out the front with a laptop uploading pics after the event again cait

...when 2 years ago, one of your mates who used to be a bit unlucky with the girls, actually scores a date with a girl from work...

He takes her to a nightclub, and the night is going v.well, drinks are flowing. And then, a famous person pulls up next to said girl, buys her a couple of drinks and whisks her home all in a short time before my mates despairing eyes... said famous guy has a wife and two kids home.

Fast forward to Saturday, we are watching a movie and said famous guy comes on, I point him out and laugh like hell, expletives come out and "I HOPE HE DIES IN THIS MOVIE!!!"
I 'd so much!

Famous guy was David Wenham, and movie was 300... gotta say he had bum luck, and was hilarious seeing him shake his face each time David came on all buff and toned

This post has been edited by Naked: Nov 6 2007, 05:00 PM

when the past few weeks you notice guests on RA are reading the most bizarre and fucking old forums from years ago. Not even anything memorable......just completely random shite

or it's googlers googling weird shit.

...after all you've been saying,

you sit down in front of beatport for a couple hours and blow $50 on electrobreaks/electrohouse that is actually cool

..when you go to subway at 12.10 and there's a massive queue of down syndrome people almost leading out the door. then you go back about an hour later and half of them are still there trying to order

This post has been edited by J450N: Jul 18 2008, 04:22 PM

Maybe you and Evo can get together and discuss that as well as atm heights.

Jerk.

haha if you say so

you see a fat person trip over