Don't you hate...

...than seein a doc and be told you broke your nose when you smashed it

You BROKE it?
FUCK Frosty! No wonder it hurt! You OK now I hope?

same topics on a different forum??

c'mon people.. you coulda atleast changed the names a bit!!!

QUOTE (Frosty @ Oct 31 2003, 03:07 PM)

...than seein a doc and be told you broke your nose when you smashed it

ouch

*feels partially responsible*

I'm sorry chicky

when ya cop yer girlfriends throat infection and it knocks u on yer ass for days...

FUCKING OPTUS FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING FUCKHEADS

QUOTE (Luci @ Oct 31 2003, 06:27 PM)

FUCKING OPTUS FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING FUCKHEADS

LOL which department exactly? i unfortunately work there along with another member on here.. *ahem*


what gets me? police defecting people who take extra care of their car and spend money on the car to make it better (ie. me and other modified car enthusiasts). they pick on us when there are bombs out there blowing so much fucking smoke, brakes dont work, bald tyres, covered in rust. but noo, our cars are 2cm's too fucking low so they defect us.

Who are you? Can you get people in trouble?? Maybe you were the tosser I spoke to on the phone?

Mobile department billing enquires *kicks the air*

<<insert really fucking pissed off smiley face here>>

sorry, wrong department. so no, i wasnt the 'tosser' that you spoke to on the phone. if they did something wrong then you can certainly ring back, find out who the previous rep you spoke to was, and escalate it to their TL.

if they were just a prick doing their job, then um, maybe something else can be done...........

..Honda World! Fucking asshats took 2 weeks to fix my bike.. a bloody 2 hour job! AND!!! Then they had the cheek to ask for $100 even though it was a warranty job. Told them to sod off and rode away. Hint to HW, NEVER EVER EVERRRRRR leave keys in my bike and THEN ask for money.

when you get home from soda room at 5am thinkin woo i get 3hrs sleep before work, then your house mate comes into your room punches you in the stomach and starts spraying you with deoderant and dribbling some insane nonsense which you cant understand... so you end up with about 1hr sleep, get up still a bit pissed and head off to work. aaaargh

PPP having a shithouse showing in Melbourne

QUOTE (Frosty @ Nov 1 2003, 01:01 PM)

P.S oooooooooooooowwwwiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeesssssssss I just stepped on a bee

AGAIN?
Thats it, padded room for you!!!


Anything worse than a nagging recurring cough. I mean REALLY why won't it just feck off!

*than putting in ridiculous hours and effort to get an assignment finished and completed, and then they turn around give you a big fuck off FAIL and say do it again.... fair enough, but fucking hell!!!!
*your parents hearing the word fail and automatically jumping to so many conclusions, when its design work and they dont understand the whole concept, and now its oh is that homework, no, then why arent you doing it,, ya da da ya da! fuck off!!!!!
*than never having any problems with avatars on systo and now, none of em will work, even the old one i had on systo!
*than selfish people.. only thinking about themselves, fair enough you are your only number one but sheeeesssshhh.... the world doesnt revolve around them only!
*than everything going wrong and its all just crap when you try and try and try and it just ends up ina shit pile around ya feet!

*ahh that feels a bit better*

QUOTE (JayVee @ Nov 1 2003, 03:12 PM)

*than selfish people.. only thinking about themselves, fair enough you are your only number one but sheeeesssshhh.... the world doesnt revolve around them only!

word, take a minute to take a look at what you have around you before its gone.



than benig bored as fuck...

than having to write the introduction to your thesis, which you really need to have finished this weekend, and having complete writers block!!

ummmmmm..........wine is good........we need to research it .....

When somehow fucking water seeps into your rumpus room, damages about 100 of your fuckin tunes

A week on and your still sick...... Kevin Energy playing just down the road tonight and being roo sick to go and dance like fuck

When you wear white pants to Soda Room and some drunk wench in the toilet is vomitting everywhere and you get it on ur pants and then shu burns ur pants with her cigarette !!!! So you have to go home at 1:15

When you find more fucking water damaged tunes!!!

QUOTE (wojtek @ Nov 1 2003, 07:47 PM)

When you find more fucking water damaged tunes!!!

Excuse my ignorance here ... but how can water damage vinyl ?

Sleeves are shagged, as are the labels, plus the tunes are fuckin drenched... just spent the last 4 hours cleaning them up and putting them into paper/plastic sleeves...

Really sucks with whites where you have written on the sleeve and not the label, or where you have written on the label the ink has ran!

than having a pen leak and spill all through your bag, and end up having everything covered in ink!!! >.<

than thinking back on stuff and people, you used to be close to, and love dearly, and relise how much you miss em and how far apart you've actually grown, due to a brief falling out between a couple of people

....having a great night ruined by your ex wanting to have a domestic in the middle of the cas

....drinking way too much and not remembering a thing from the night before

....having to walk home in the cold and in heels

....sleeping through your alarm and waking up 4 hours after you should have been at work with a fuck off hangover

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 1 2003, 07:11 PM)

When you wear white pants to Soda Room and some drunk wench in the toilet is vomitting everywhere and you get it on ur pants and then shu burns ur pants with her cigarette !!!! So you have to go home at 1:15

White pants look rockin!

Is there anything worse than getting slugged a $59 "annual fee" for your credit card when you've had it for about 5-6 years and have never once been slugged any fees for it before. Fuck off Commonwealth Bank!

QUOTE (Frosty @ Nov 2 2003, 01:59 PM)

than having a pen leak and spill all through your bag, and end up having everything covered in ink!!! >.<

Did end up selling any of it? lol

Loosing your voice this morning when you had soo much to say...

QUOTE (reewind @ Nov 2 2003, 06:34 PM)

Fuck off Commonwealth Bank!

Word! Biggest bunch of dickheads to deal with.

Seems like every month I'm getting a letter in the mail informing me of new fees and charges!

This ones from last night...

Is there anything worse than driving past the scene of where that 17 year olds car crashed and got sliced into pieces on Tapleys Hill Road, and seeing about 20+ of his friends there keeping vigil, with flowers and candles, hugging and bawling their eyes out. Really put a dampener on my mood just before I went out. They were still there on my way home at 5.30 this morning too.

Big ups to the friends for doing it though.

...than when you're at a party/recovery, your playing a set, you decide you've had enough of mixing for that time cuz you can't see straight, so you put a last track on, you go out the room for five seconds to say something to a friend, only to hear a sickening "SKREEEEEEEETTTTCCCHHH KPT KPRTRTT RT RT" coming from your track, so you run back into the room to find the needle has somehow left the vinyl and has travelled backwards and is now getting dragged along the little black grip bumps of the deck, and there is a fucking moron in the room who says "aww... sorry man, (or something like that) and you don't understand how it was possible for it to occur.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Especially not good for needle, and also not good for MY FUCKING RECORD, as the needle was dragged from halfway into it straight backwards..

Is there anything worse than getting slugged a $59 "annual fee" for your credit card when you've had it for about 5-6 years and have never once been slugged any fees for it before. Fuck off Commonwealth Bank![/QUOTE] reewind Posted on Nov 2 2003, 05:34 PM [/QUOTE]

Helpful banky stuff

This is great for finding out who provides gives the best rates and fees - fuck em b4 they fuck you!!!

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 2 2003, 06:03 PM)

QUOTE (Frosty @ Nov 2 2003, 01:59 PM) than having a pen leak and spill all through your bag, and end up having everything covered in ink!!!  >.< Did end up selling any of it? lol Loosing your voice this morning when you had soo much to say... :cry:

me? selling ink when? me? NEVER how could you think of such a thing :unsure:
pssst there were no buyers....


than being sketchy as and living ontop of a hill,and running out of smokes, with the shop at the bottom of the hill and no car to drive there, and be fuked if am going to walk.... :booo!!!

than your TV breaking???

I'm gonna cry.

I can't survive without TV :(

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 2 2003, 08:17 PM)

than your TV breaking??? I'm gonna cry. I can't survive without TV :(

Shouldn't you be writing your thesis? Especially if it's due in less than a month?

QUOTE (Joeyanna @ Nov 2 2003, 08:27 PM)

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 2 2003, 08:17 PM) than your TV breaking??? I'm gonna cry. I can't survive without TV :( Shouldn't you be writing your thesis? Especially if it's due in less than a month?

Oops, that was from me.

Is there anything worse than.... Bristolians!

QUOTE (Dikko @ Nov 2 2003, 08:30 PM)

QUOTE (Joeyanna @ Nov 2 2003, 08:27 PM) QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 2 2003, 08:17 PM) than your TV breaking??? I'm gonna cry. I can't survive without TV :( Shouldn't you be writing your thesis? Especially if it's due in less than a month? Oops, that was from me. Is there anything worse than.... Bristolians!

Yes, and I am.... but I can't even watch the NEWS now!!!

than neasrly disclocating ya pinky finger on a wheely bin youch!.. throbbin!

will have to change hands tonight i think

QUOTE (Frosty @ Nov 2 2003, 01:59 PM)

than thinking back on stuff and people, you used to be close to, and love dearly, and relise how much you miss em and how far apart you've actually grown, due to a brief falling out between a couple of people

ditto :(

than being in kadina all by yourself and missing everyone so much and the only way of communication you really have is one tiny little corner of the house your staying in having reception so when you drive into the city your phone decides to work and you get messages saying "tried to call your phone was off" fuckin its not off dammmmmmmmit and really really slow internet at the library that you can only get for hour slots each day and it takes half an hour to load a page cos its so damn slow.

massive hugs and kisses to my beautiful people you know who you are.

i got a cartoon of millers, a bottle of jameson and way to much fucking spare time heres to lonely drunkedness CHEERS

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 3 2003, 04:13 PM)

QUOTE (Frosty @ Nov 2 2003, 01:59 PM) than thinking back on stuff and people, you used to be close to, and love dearly, and relise how much you miss em and how far apart you've actually grown, due to a brief falling out between a couple of people ditto :( than being in kadina all by yourself and missing everyone so much and the only way of communication you really have is one tiny little corner of the house your staying in having reception so when you drive into the city your phone decides to work and you get messages saying "tried to call your phone was off" fuckin its not off dammmmmmmmit and really really slow internet at the library that you can only get for hour slots each day and it takes half an hour to load a page cos its so damn slow. massive hugs and kisses to my beautiful people you know who you are. i got a cartoon of millers, a bottle of jameson and way to much fucking spare time heres to lonely drunkedness CHEERS

Awwwwwww

it's not that bad Jess...... I lived in the country for 18 years and the town I was in is a helluva lot smaller than Kadina!!! Grab one of those beers go for a stroll down the beach and smile :)

PS all the sexy guys hang out on the Jetty ;)

QUOTE (reewind @ Nov 2 2003, 05:34 PM)

Is there anything worse than getting slugged a $59 "annual fee" for your credit card when you've had it for about 5-6 years and have never once been slugged any fees for it before. Fuck off Commonwealth Bank! >:|

Try Virgin
No annual fees and i think its about 5% interest for the first 6 months then about 11% pa

When the remote 4 your amp goes bung and you have to get out of bed 2 turn it off ! </whinge> :)

Just nipping down the street to get soup and juice cos your sick and you feel like shit :sick: and you just want to get back home and into the warmth...... and you get stopped by some women trying to get your name for free catalouges.... you try to tell her your leaving the coutry in a couple of months so don't bother - but she's a persistant bitch >:| and its just easier to stand there and give your details.

You walk off and realise that due to sickness your brain is slush and your should of given her fake details :(

than design block.. fucking have to re do a plan and sections and elevations and its due on thursday and oh dear, back to square one again.. sleep who needs sleep.. get me a sledge hammer so i can break this bloody block! fucking hell!
plus the more stressed i get the less i get done and can think proper and actually know what im going on about! grrrrr!!!!

than hearing from everyone BUT the one person you really wanted to on your birthday

not to downplay those that made the effort - it means a lot to have special ppl like you in my life

but really! breakin my heart :(

+ is there anything worse than being lied to?

when ur sketchy with some ppl, and one person is soo sketched out that they think ur against them... but ur not, so they sketch out thiking its ur fault, but it isnt, u can see this, but if u try to explain it, they think ur tryin to sketch them out :nugget: frustraiting as fuk.

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 3 2003, 05:02 PM)

Grab one of those beers go for a stroll down the beach and smile :) PS all the sexy guys hang out on the Jetty ;)

thanks for the advice miss im cruising home to get all sexy in beach wear and im off to the jetty with ma millers in tow ;)

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 4 2003, 01:34 AM)

than hearing from everyone BUT the one person you really wanted to on your birthday not to downplay those that made the effort - it means a lot to have special ppl like you in my life but really! breakin my heart :( + is there anything worse than being lied to?

Nic that post just broke My heart :cry:

Than not being motivated enough to start mr big fuckoff essay. Sure it's due in 2 weeks, but a start would be good!


Arr feckit, I'm going for a walk! Where's my little fitzy pup?

than .... when you put on an old shirt for work and forget ur boobies have grown and when u take off ur jacket at work u realise the buttons popped on ur shirt ... *mumble*

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 4 2003, 06:07 PM)

than .... when you put on an old shirt for work and forget ur boobies have grown and when u take off ur jacket at work u realise the buttons popped on ur shirt ... *mumble*

hahahaha.....if any blokes at ya work post here too we should be seeing this one pop up in the Dont you Love it when...... thread soon :gimme:
:|) :|)

QUOTE (DavyG @ Nov 4 2003, 06:45 PM)

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 4 2003, 06:07 PM) than .... when you put on an old shirt for work and forget ur boobies have grown and when u take off ur jacket at work u realise the buttons popped on ur shirt ... *mumble* hahahaha.....if any blokes at ya work post here too we should be seeing this one pop up in the Dont you Love it when...... thread soon :gimme: :|) :|)

Hahahah!! Luckily none of them post on here then :geek: :geek: :geek:

Not that I know of .... *Hides and looks around uneasily*

...not even a week after finishing exams you get an email to inform your next subject is due to start in 2 weeks :crazy:

QUOTE (PhÜnKii @ Nov 3 2003, 07:21 PM)

QUOTE (reewind @ Nov 2 2003, 05:34 PM) Is there anything worse than getting slugged a $59 "annual fee" for your credit card when you've had it for about 5-6 years and have never once been slugged any fees for it before. Fuck off Commonwealth Bank! >:| Try Virgin No annual fees and i think its about 5% interest for the first 6 months then about 11% pa

I just dont want to lose all of the points that I've earned on the current Visa. I've never once paid interest on any sort of bill I've ever received, so interest rates aren't a worry...

If they gave me a service I wouldn't mind paying $59..but all they do is send a statement every now and then, as it is I already pay $60 a year for "account keeping fees" which involves a statement once every quarter. It would be different if I used the tellers, but I don't!

Soon as I cash in the points, I'll fuck the Commonwealth right off. Bastards! >:|

*Is there anything worse then blowing $155 on the horsies :(

Why are there 2 Phunkii's??????

QUOTE (D.C @ Nov 4 2003, 08:47 PM)

Why are there 2 Phunkii's??????

There has been for ages, I was just 2 lazy 2 post on the old board

[I]IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN...
Muggin' yaself infront of ya favorite deejay? -I think not

:err:

QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 4 2003, 09:05 PM)

[I]IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN... Muggin' yaself infront of ya favorite deejay? -I think not :err:

whats that meant to mean

is any of the funkii's a chick???

QUOTE

whats that meant to mean

Just that... -Maybe i shouldn't be so obsessed. -Should've not been so full on.

-Things like that will freak people out. And i get the feeling it has.

QUOTE (Kikn'ard @ Nov 4 2003, 09:10 PM)

is any of the funkii's a chick???

both.... well, sort of

QUOTE (Kikn'ard @ Nov 4 2003, 09:10 PM)

is any of the funkii's a chick???

Both of us ... :)

Shuddup Rudy :tongue:

QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 4 2003, 09:14 PM)

Just that... -Maybe i shouldn't be so obsessed. -Should've not been so full on. -Things like that will freak people out. And i get the feeling it has.

...That's okay... I thought nothing of it..

not being able to find your "tin"

QUOTE (Double D @ Nov 4 2003, 09:17 PM)

QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 4 2003, 09:14 PM) Just that... -Maybe i shouldn't be so obsessed. -Should've not been so full on. -Things like that will freak people out. And i get the feeling it has. ...That's okay... I thought nothing of it..

yyyyyeah :huh:

..not knowing wtf the last few posts have been about.

useless crap

QUOTE

..not knowing wtf the last few posts have been about.

Don't worry... it doesn't matter :dontgetit: -Just me bein me again <<best thing to do when i'm like this is ignore me :thumbsup:

QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 4 2003, 10:28 PM)

Don't worry... it doesn't matter :dontgetit: -Just me bein me again <<best thing to do when i'm like this is ignore me :thumbsup:

Aww.. Come 'ere.

*hugs* :kiss:

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 04:15 PM)

Than not being motivated enough to start mr big fuckoff essay. Sure it's due in 2 weeks, but a start would be good!

hehe I've just had a 3500 word icq convo, we could've written it for ya :P

QUOTE

Aww.. Come 'ere. *hugs*

Hehe, thanks... feelin' better, but still like a dickhead. -Word of advice... do not let the people/person you love most find out you do... It'll just drive them further away.

QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 4 2003, 10:34 PM)

Hehe, thanks... feelin' better, but still like a dickhead. -Word of advice... do not let the people/person you love most find out you do... It'll just drive them further away.

Heh.. A huge fear of rejection means that has/will never happen!

Go paranoia! :troop:

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 4 2003, 09:37 PM)

QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 4 2003, 10:34 PM) Hehe, thanks... feelin' better, but still like a dickhead. -Word of advice... do not let the people/person you love most find out you do... It'll just drive them further away. Heh.. A huge fear of rejection means that has/will never happen! Go paranoia! :troop:

Yeah... i hope your right. -Thanks for the advice :blush:

p.l.u.r

QUOTE (muffins @ Nov 4 2003, 09:32 PM)

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 04:15 PM) Than not being motivated enough to start mr big fuckoff essay. Sure it's due in 2 weeks, but a start would be good! hehe I've just had a 3500 word icq convo, we could've written it for ya :P

Well it is due in 2 weeks Muffo, you could always still do it! :w00t:

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 09:45 PM)

QUOTE (muffins @ Nov 4 2003, 09:32 PM) QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 04:15 PM) Than not being motivated enough to start mr big fuckoff essay. Sure it's due in 2 weeks, but a start would be good! hehe I've just had a 3500 word icq convo, we could've written it for ya :P Well it is due in 2 weeks Muffo, you could always still do it! :w00t:

wanna write my thesis while you're at it?

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 4 2003, 10:32 PM)

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 09:45 PM) QUOTE (muffins @ Nov 4 2003, 09:32 PM) QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 04:15 PM) Than not being motivated enough to start mr big fuckoff essay. Sure it's due in 2 weeks, but a start would be good! hehe I've just had a 3500 word icq convo, we could've written it for ya :P Well it is due in 2 weeks Muffo, you could always still do it! wanna write my thesis while you're at it?

How bout doing my essay too while youre on a roll?

Theres nothing worse than:
forgetting to save your work and then the stupid compy crashes
Having your mum harass you EVERY time you go out "Dont take drugs!!"
Being caught doing the deed.................by your brother
Stepping on chewy gum EEEEWW! or sitting on it - thats worse!
Getting undressed in the change rooms and someone bursts in on you in the nuddy

I could go on and on and on- but i wont hee hee

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 4 2003, 10:32 PM)

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 09:45 PM) QUOTE (muffins @ Nov 4 2003, 09:32 PM) QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 4 2003, 04:15 PM) Than not being motivated enough to start mr big fuckoff essay. Sure it's due in 2 weeks, but a start would be good! hehe I've just had a 3500 word icq convo, we could've written it for ya :P Well it is due in 2 weeks Muffo, you could always still do it! :w00t: wanna write my thesis while you're at it?

How bout doing my essay too while youre on a roll? :tongue:

Theres nothing worse than:
forgetting to save your work and then the stupid compy crashes :cry:
Having your mum harass you EVERY time you go out "Dont take drugs!!" :saywhat:
Being caught doing the deed.................by your brother :gasp:
Stepping on chewy gum EEEEWW! or sitting on it - thats worse!
Getting undressed in the change rooms and someone bursts in on you in the nuddy :ohno:

I could go on and on and on- but i wont hee hee

nuthin worse than having to get up early in the AM but not wanting to leave the new boad !!
:gasp:

Doing an overnight shift cos the o/n super called in sick - went home at 5.30pm, had a couple of hours kip, and i'm back here again!

Having to go to bed on such a nice day because you work night shift.. >:|

having a week off and being BORED AS FUCK!! >:|

Than having a chest infection/flu/sore throat and you just keep getting sicker... :cry: And you cant do anything on such a nice day, cos you dont want to be sick on your bday weekend... *sniff*

Than going out to get the mail in your pj's and starting to walk back inside when i get knocked half unconcious by the messanger getting thrown onto my lawn... >:| Ill wait out the front for the stupid kid next week, then see how he likes it!
:baaa:

Then my bloody neighbour cranking celien dion... AGAIN

geez you're on a roll!
s'no good about the sickness youngun. hope ya get well soon

any thing worse than starting work, which in turn cuts your fortnightly centrelink payment back even tho youre still not going to see the money for 2 weeks... leaving you with sweet fuck all after you pay rent.

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 5 2003, 01:36 PM)

Than having a chest infection/flu/sore throat and you just keep getting sicker... :cry: And you cant do anything on such a nice day, cos you dont want to be sick on your bday weekend... *sniff*

I wonder what could've caused that????

*coughs up lung*

:stoop:

QUOTE (Prime @ Nov 5 2003, 01:35 PM)

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 5 2003, 01:36 PM) Than having a chest infection/flu/sore throat and you just keep getting sicker... :cry:  And you cant do anything on such a nice day, cos you dont want to be sick on your bday weekend... *sniff* I wonder what could've caused that???? *coughs up lung* :stoop:

Yea, im blaming you... :cry: Teach me to share a drink with you!
Pffffttt... :baaa:

*then recovering fro weeks of sickness.. and then getting sick AGAIN... not even enjoying the day off work.. it hurts to even sit on the computer... errrrrrrrr

QUOTE (Twisten @ Nov 5 2003, 12:08 PM)

having a week off and being BORED AS FUCK!! >:|

I wish I had that problem!

than realising ya have to get up in 7 hours, and its gonna take half an hour to get to bed still...
:p

soft cunt muffo.. i've got three hours for the last 3 nights!
though i did hit a wall and slept for 20 hours! arggh! :|)

rocking up to work at 10am (treaded myself to a sleep in), still being at work.. and it looks like you wont be getting out before the staff arrive next morning

.... edit....

what a cunt of a 25 hour work day....
extra long weekend here i come :|)

than that point when finishing an assigment, you just have to go thats it, coz its due, and your just not 100% about it. you've done all you can but you know it could be better and well... its a horrible uneasy feeling. ohhh dear! :( :huh:

When your work fucks up your pay for the 2nd fortnight in a row and doesn't pay you enough...

GRRRRR

than planning a get-fit and healthy plan to start this week & then getting SICK!!

QUOTE (Jamie_h @ Nov 4 2003, 09:17 PM)

not being able to find your "tin"

i know your pain... even worse when youve got everything but your lighter

or when you cant find your pipe and you revert to rollig a scube and your last paper rips

Your work will no longer provide free parking, and if you want a carpark you have to pay $30-odd bucks a fortnight for one. Now i'd cop that if we worked in the city, but we're at Wayville for fucks sake, the building has its own underground carpark!

But what I hate worse is every single person coming to me to complain about it...oh yeah didn't you know...just because i'm a supervisor I get a free one. I mean, for fucks sake - i'm going to have to park in the street too because I won't pay that much... seriously...fuck off you idiots.

*wipes brow*

Now that's better.

prime ya munt its still hell of a lot cheaper then in the city. you'd be looking at the cheapest 60 a fortnight if u r a student or more if u r not

$30 per fortnight aint as bad as car parking rates in town... $170-240 per month!
Thank fuck for pubic transport!

Should've elaborated...

$60-odd per month is a fucking bargain! Don't get me wrong.

But when you're paying $0, it fucking sucks. I'm sick of my company cost cutting everything...

...constantly being let down by your 'best friend' and being stupid enough to think she's changed so you give her another chance because you've been friends for so long and she does it again!

I've had enough

QUOTE (wojtek @ Nov 6 2003, 07:05 PM)

$30 per fortnight aint as bad as car parking rates in town... $170-240 per month! Thank fuck for pubic transport!

I pay $150/month in town.. it sucks but cant stand the freaks on the bus. But thats a lot of money down the drain!

having a wicked night out, until an unfortunate incident completely ruins it

boooooooooooo

tres booo!!!!!!!!!!!!

*than being sick as a dog, and some spiteful person kicking you while you are down!

boooo G thats gotta suck!! kick em back!!!

...is there anything worse than, your house being sweet from spiders then as soon as your house mate leaves they come i reccon they KNOW!!!
does anyone know the name of those things you plug into the wall, and it makes a noise only bugs can hear and it scares them off?

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 7 2003, 10:30 AM)

*than being sick as a dog, and some spiteful person kicking you while you are down!

Awww ... *Gives you a big plurry cuddle*

how was tittywarp on wednesday night Plursty
heh

QUOTE (Frosty @ Nov 7 2003, 01:16 PM)

does anyone know the name of those things you plug into the wall, and it makes a noise only bugs can hear and it scares them off?

me thinks danoz direct sells them... if thats any help

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 7 2003, 10:30 AM)

*than being sick as a dog, and some spiteful person kicking you while you are down!

bastards... they'll get their own back... karma

QUOTE (PhÜnKii @ Nov 6 2003, 07:25 PM)

...constantly being let down by your 'best friend' and being stupid enough to think she's changed so you give her another chance because you've been friends for so long and she does it again! I've had enough

thats sad...

QUOTE (Spadge @ Nov 7 2003, 02:30 PM)

how was tittywarp on wednesday night Plursty heh

LoL! Phunnii as phuk! Lots of pissed minda 18 year old chickies groping one another though

*Then people who are just disgustingly selfish, and wont back down from an argument that shouldnt be faught in the first place...
For fucks sake these people should know better!

*People who dont realise that careless actions dirrectly effect EVERYONE in the situation, and then look shocked when your pissed off.

I wish people whould fucking grow up and act their god damn age, and think about what the fuck they are doing...
You cant just set the wheels in motion, and expect everyone to kiss and make up, cos some things are borderline unforgivable
Especially when relationships were strained in the first place

*Hides*

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 7 2003, 03:37 PM)

*Hides*

haha

sorry, just needed to getthat out my system...
feel better now!

Cool Laura we can whinge to each other!

QUOTE (PrOpAgAnDa @ Nov 7 2003, 09:07 AM)

having a wicked night out, until an unfortunate incident completely ruins it

I told you 'she' looked like a guy...

putting in 40hrs of uni a week and another 18 so far at work and still having 2 more shifts this week....... sooooooo drained , ahhhh..... at least I'll get a decent pay this week

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 7 2003, 11:29 PM)

putting in 40hrs of uni a week and another 18 so far at work and still having 2 more shifts this week....... sooooooo drained , ahhhh..... at least I'll get a decent pay this week

I'm hearing ya there...I've just come home from a 17 hour day, and am meant to be back at work at 9. Living on the side of town that I do I've got no fucking hope of crossing over the roads that I need to in town to get to work. I'll have to be in town at 7am or something equally as silly to even have half a chance of getting in on time and before the roads get blocked, let alone getting a fucking park!

Cunt of the day Mr Claus! Can't you come tomorrow or something?

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 7 2003, 03:37 PM)

*Hides*

* Hides even more *

You do appear to act your age...

It's me i am worried about

QUOTE (Aidan @ Nov 8 2003, 02:06 AM)

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 7 2003, 03:37 PM) *Hides* * Hides even more * You do appear to act your age... It's me i am worried about

haha, it depends what day of the week it is...

nah, i was having a family bitch... lol come out come out everyone, scary laura is gone now...

...being out in the sun for 30mins and coming inside and realising the whole of your back is bright fucking red

...your bra making your sunburn hurt even more


owwww

QUOTE (PhÜnKii @ Nov 8 2003, 05:48 PM)

...your bra making your sunburn hurt even more

Take it off!! whoooo!! .. and so forth...

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 8 2003, 04:53 PM)

QUOTE (PhÜnKii @ Nov 8 2003, 05:48 PM) ...your bra making your sunburn hurt even more Take it off!! whoooo!! .. and so forth...

Kinda left myself open to that one didn't i?

Might have to find another backless top for tonight....how can 30mins in the sun cause so much pain already!

Getting sun burnt, on an already sunburnt nose. It's like...pressing your nose up against a bbq hotplate. Yes i do put sunscreen on, but it always happens to me.

QUOTE (reewind @ Nov 8 2003, 12:33 AM)

Cunt of the day Mr Claus! Can't you come tomorrow or something?

i here ya mike damn retail!

QUOTE (PhÜnKii @ Nov 8 2003, 05:13 PM)

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 8 2003, 04:53 PM) QUOTE (PhÜnKii @ Nov 8 2003, 05:48 PM) ...your bra making your sunburn hurt even more Take it off!! whoooo!! .. and so forth... Kinda left myself open to that one didn't i? Might have to find another backless top for tonight....how can 30mins in the sun cause so much pain already!

I haven't had a sunburn in 3 years and I got one today and was only out in the sun for a few hours!

I think there must be a lot more UV this summer or something

than having a thumb that is swollen to absolute fuck ! its so painful that u can't even point it towards to ground and the doctor tell u there's nothing wrong with it !!

nothing wrong ! i look like im turning into the incredible hulk one finger @ a time

having a mouthfull of cocopops and sneezing... fuckers went everywhere im sure theres a few up my nose!

When your new fish hugo is sick
And mum doesnt see my reasoning, cos she doesnt think you can take (or sees the point in) taking fish to the vet...

I caught my cat drinking from its little tank, and now even though i put it in my room away from the cat, its not the same fish anymore...

*sniff*

he's not stressed like in that tampon ad is he????????

LOL

QUOTE (PrOpAgAnDa @ Nov 8 2003, 10:09 PM)

he's not stressed like in that tampon ad is he???????? LOL

Definetly stressed thats for sure!!

I tried everything, just isnt the same fish i bought...

maybe he's going through a midlife crisis
get him a new bitch
that should perk him up a bit

oo long post...

When you go out for a "big" night in victor, and are having a good time with your mates, but upon leaving "The Crown" some local guys you know are having some trouble with some "Townies" and being drunk you cant leave, so you hang around to try and help keep the peace. Anywho the cops rock up and spray someone with capsicum spray, and you're standing about 20m down wind so you cop a few breaths of it.
Fuck that shits potent.
The cops leave and take 4 of the 5 townies away, leaving one guy on his own. The local idiots start throwing rocks and beer bottles at this guys car, so after a few hits he decides to jump out with a baseball bat and tell them to fuck off. At which point about 10 guys grab him throw him on the ground and start kicking and stomping this poor fucker. You and your mates realise whats happening and run in to break it up, Thankfully get the guy out before too much damage is done and then as he's getting in his car some other fuckwit runs up with the bat and goes to smash him over the head, thank fuck i saw him and pushed him back just in time else he would have copped the full brunt of the blow.

Absolutely fucking disgusting behaviour.

So Is there anything worse than when stupid shit like that happens?
and
Is there anything worse than fucking capsicum spray, my eyes were burning and i couldnt breathe and i only copped a little bit of it.

fucken victor
haven for fuckwits!
heh

QUOTE (SiGO @ Nov 9 2003, 09:56 AM)

Absolutely fucking disgusting behaviour. So Is there anything worse than when stupid shit like that happens? and Is there anything worse than fucking capsicum spray, my eyes were burning and i couldnt breathe and i only copped a little bit of it.

Shit, thats disgusting luv, i hate fights like that...
I witnessed a few with people i used to be friends with *cough* before my raving days...

That sucks, hope it didnt ruin your trip! you were looking forward to it...

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 9 2003, 03:45 PM)

I witnessed a few with people i used to be friends with *cough* before my raving days...

Rinkie friends? They were before your raving days...

QUOTE (reewind @ Nov 9 2003, 04:52 PM)

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 9 2003, 03:45 PM) I witnessed a few with people i used to be friends with *cough* before my raving days... Rinkie friends? They were before your raving days...

lol, yea, but rinkie days were good, cos i met you mike!!

Nah, growning up in my area, and going to my school, saw lots, they were disgusing.


When mum intentionally bought rum and raison (dont know how to spell it) ice cream shopping, cos she knew i wouldnt eat it...

....dickheads that you use to go to school with going out of their way to talk to you now that youve lost 60kg when previously they would have gone out of their way to avoid talking to you

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 9 2003, 06:06 PM)

lol, yea, but rinkie days were good, cos i met you mike!!

Word!

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 7 2003, 03:31 PM)

*Then people who are just disgustingly selfish, and wont back down from an argument that shouldnt be faught in the first place... For fucks sake these people should know better! *People who dont realise that careless actions dirrectly effect EVERYONE in the situation, and then look shocked when your pissed off. I wish people whould fucking grow up and act their god damn age, and think about what the fuck they are doing... You cant just set the wheels in motion, and expect everyone to kiss and make up, cos some things are borderline unforgivable Especially when relationships were strained in the first place

AMEN to that babe, that is EXACTLY what I wanted to say, Thankyou

*than being at work after drinking non stop for 2 days and having 2 hours sleep.. bler

*finding out that an ex-g/f of two years had lied to you abuot something important for the whole time you were going out

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 10 2003, 09:03 AM)

*than being at work after drinking non stop for 2 days and having 2 hours sleep.. bler *finding out that an ex-g/f of two years had lied to you abuot something important for the whole time you were going out

FUK ONLY LIED TO YOU FOR TWO YEARS??
THATS NOT TO BAD MATE USUALLY ITS FUKIN CONSTANT!!!
if they didnt have !!@!!% we KILL EM!!!

*than printing out your assignment, costing $115, then you pin it up and take a final look at all your hard work and realise there is a huge fuck up on one of the panels and you have to get it re-printed costing another $35
*stabbing yourself with the toothbrush while brushing your teeth.. ouch!

Your fave CD getting scratched to buggery or lending out CDs and never gettin em back.........i never learn!

Leaving a HUGE fuck off assignment to the very last day before its due and having to spend the whole beautiful sunny day infront of the compy doing it when your sketchy as but u never do get around to starting it cos u spend majority of the time being a post whore on various forums!

*End Rant*

Nearly slipping over on the tiles after you just got out of the shower...and thinking, fuck that was a close one.

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 10 2003, 08:25 AM)

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 7 2003, 03:31 PM) *Then people who are just disgustingly selfish, and wont back down from an argument that shouldnt be faught in the first place... For fucks sake these people should know better! *People who dont realise that careless actions dirrectly effect EVERYONE in the situation, and then look shocked when your pissed off. I wish people whould fucking grow up and act their god damn age, and think about what the fuck they are doing... You cant just set the wheels in motion, and expect everyone to kiss and make up, cos some things are borderline unforgivable  Especially when relationships were strained in the first place AMEN to that babe, that is EXACTLY what I wanted to say, Thankyou

Yea, people can suck babe...

*hug* Hope that helps...

when two of your best mates make the trek up to kadina to have lunch with you, you get blind drunk and the last thing you remember is serving lunch next thing you know you wake up your insdie topess and yuor friends have left, your left to try and piece together the happenings of the last four hours and only tiny bits keep coming back to you

you sopend the entire evening with insomnia and nothing helps, you read, nothing, you watch tv, nothing, you take tablets nothing ARGGHHHH you finally doze off around 6ish but its no good cos the alarm goes off at 7 !!

you then prepare a wonderful breakfast, weetbix with youghurt and banana its all ready and you go to pour on the milk and what comes out is a sour curdled version of waht should have been milk ruining yor entire breakfast

you then proced into the bathroom to find the entire shower coverd with ants, not just a ffew but hundreeds and hundreds of them, having been so tierd from your lack of sleep you cvant be fucked cleasning it and haing a shower so you decide to get dressed and worry about it later tonight

you then get changed out of your sleep wear only to discover your deoderant runs out right at the crucial monment can this day get any wrose and all the answer is yes

you head into work only to discover a gastro epidemic with about 20 residents affected and 10 staff, your stomach has been doing flip flops all day and you know the inevitable is coming

all i have to say is booo to the mother fucking booo about this fucked up shit of a day and can only pray god has dished me enough karma for whatever it was i did top piss him off

Ahhh that sucks Jessii!
When you get back to Adelaide we'll make it up to you!

now thats a bad day... cheer up

Sorry to read that you had such an awful day.. but have you heard of spell check?!

aww jess, you poor thing....... but yes, we will make it up to you - don't you worry!!

Is there anything worse than being pretty much ignored by someone you think the world of?

When you meet this awesome girl, and go for a crank on saturday night, but find out shes got a bit of baggage....*sigh* ...raver chicks.... so much fun though...

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 10 2003, 06:19 PM)

Is there anything worse than being pretty much ignored by someone you think the world of?

(In a Mr T voice) : "I pity the fool who would ignore such a fantastic woman"

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 10 2003, 06:19 PM)

Is there anything worse than being pretty much ignored by someone you think the world of?

you took the words right out of my mouth....

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 10 2003, 06:53 PM)

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 10 2003, 06:19 PM) Is there anything worse than being pretty much ignored by someone  you think the world of? you took the words right out of my mouth....

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS guys are cunts so if they are ignoring you its only because they know you are like 200 times better than them and they just cant hack it so cheer up and dont worry about losers that ignore you its immaure school shit and like we are so not in school anymore and yew have me lulu MWAAAAAA

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 10 2003, 06:53 PM)

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 10 2003, 06:19 PM) Is there anything worse than being pretty much ignored by someone  you think the world of? you took the words right out of my mouth....

*offers a hug*

if only it were that simple krissy

QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 10 2003, 08:47 PM)

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 10 2003, 06:53 PM) QUOTE (Star Gazer @ Nov 10 2003, 06:19 PM) Is there anything worse than being pretty much ignored by someone  you think the world of? you took the words right out of my mouth.... *offers a hug* if only it were that simple krissy

well i dont know they story but mainly guys are like 5 years behind our mature level and thats a simple FACT. GIRLLLLL POWERRRR.

QUOTE (Krissy @ Nov 10 2003, 09:08 PM)

guys are like 5 years behind our mature level and thats a simple FACT.

SOME guys :p

QUOTE (PhÜnKii @ Nov 9 2003, 08:02 PM)

....dickheads that you use to go to school with going out of their way to talk to you now that youve lost 60kg when previously they would have gone out of their way to avoid talking to you

Amen to that Kirsty babe!

I didnt want to talk to you before and i dont want to talk to you now hayley

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Nov 11 2003, 01:38 AM)

I didnt want to talk to you before and i dont want to talk to you now kirsty

I don't even know you Dimitri ...
PLUS that was HAYLEY who said that ... NOT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woops ahha i got my ppl mixed up sorry, whats with the similar names anyway?

see what happens when 2 people use the same name!
tards
heh

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 10 2003, 03:01 PM)

when two of your best mates make the trek up to kadina to have lunch with you, you get blind drunk and the last thing you remember is serving lunch next thing you know you wake up your insdie topess and yuor friends have left, your left to try and piece together the happenings of the last four hours and only tiny bits keep coming back to you you sopend the entire evening with insomnia and nothing helps, you read, nothing, you watch tv, nothing, you take tablets nothing ARGGHHHH you finally doze off around 6ish but its no good cos the alarm goes off at 7 !! you then prepare a wonderful breakfast, weetbix with youghurt and banana its all ready and you go to pour on the milk and what comes out is a sour curdled version of waht should have been milk ruining yor entire breakfast you then proced into the bathroom to find the entire shower coverd with ants, not just a ffew but hundreeds and hundreds of them, having been so tierd from your lack of sleep you cvant be fucked cleasning it and haing a shower so you decide to get dressed and worry about it later tonight you then get changed out of your sleep wear only to discover your deoderant runs out right at the crucial monment can this day get any wrose and all the answer is yes you head into work only to discover a gastro epidemic with about 20 residents affected and 10 staff, your stomach has been doing flip flops all day and you know the inevitable is coming all i have to say is booo to the mother fucking booo about this fucked up shit of a day and can only pray god has dished me enough karma for whatever it was i did top piss him off

OH POOR YOU!!! is there anything worse than not knowing when to stop and ignoring what your friends are sayin ??? is there anything worse than having to go to work where you deal with the public having SCARES ON YOU?? THANKS TO A FRIEND!!!! is there anything worse than tryin to gain sympathy??? GROW UP!!!!!!

It's not something we did on purpose ... We both obviously came up with the name and then discovered one another ... I always had people messaging me on msn asking me if I was hayley, and she had people messaging her asking if she was me ... tiz hard when our email addies are only one underscore away from one another ... but i thought everyone had gotten used to it by now ... mine uses all plain letters and hayley's has the funki u thinger ...
IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND!
And her avatar is the Ford logo and I can't stand cars

Is there anything worse than ...

The word " Frock " .... it sounds like some form of vomit or disease ...

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 11 2003, 10:52 AM)

And her avatar is the Ford logo and I can't stand cars

dont lie
you love the back seat

QUOTE (Spadge @ Nov 11 2003, 09:56 AM)

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 11 2003, 10:52 AM) And her avatar is the Ford logo and I can't stand cars dont lie you love the back seat

Hahahah ..... always with the one liners

*When you think everything is sorted with someone, and then her best friend stick her nose in and fucks it all up again

when you sleep in and then you go to get your clothes out of the dryer and theyre still we coz some dumb F&^k (me) forgot to turn the little knob...

grrr

or when you delete unread PM's by accident. dammit

When your life starts going nicely... job interview today and have been with a great person last night and worked stuff out... and then a good friend gets upset and you don't know how to help them or make it better.

than knowing uv got exams comming up, and cant completely let loose of all frustrations

paying a dentist to check out a sore tooth and ends up being a pube stuck up behind the gum

hahahahahaha, wtf! Make sure yer chicky get's shaved!

QUOTE (dnb_junkie @ Nov 11 2003, 12:46 PM)

paying a dentist to check out a sore tooth and ends up being a pube stuck up behind the gum

An absolute tragedy! C'mon girls, do you want this to happen to YOUR man? For the sake of humanity... shave the punani!

I LOVE the heat, but it isn't the best thing to walk strit out to when you just wake up ACK!

When despite your best efforts to save your fish, poor little Hugo died this morning...

R.I.P Hugo *sniff*

You get umm 'intoxicated' and can't even talk properly to a mate at a recent event. *sorry LC!*

When it's hot *sorta* and you have to ride in full gear on your bike cos of stupid cagers.

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 11 2003, 05:06 PM)

You get umm 'intoxicated' and can't even talk properly to a mate at a recent event. *sorry LC!*

Hehe tis OK. I figured most of the people there were something like that

Maybe this should/could be dealt with privately aye?

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 11 2003, 06:25 PM)

Maybe this should/could be dealt with privately aye?

Awwwww, you reckon?

*puts away popcorn*

QUOTE (Prime @ Nov 11 2003, 05:27 PM)

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 11 2003, 06:25 PM) Maybe this should/could be dealt with privately aye? Awwwww, you reckon? *puts away popcorn*

Aww come on ... there's litle entertainment around here ... keep going

*Gets comfortable*

than having your doubts on people realised cant fucking trust anyone these days

*than someone you thought you could rely on letting you down on two occasions when you really needed them

*than not being able to help but put all your eggs in one basket and knowing that a fuckup will probably scar you for life

QUOTE (JIMBO DA METAL HEAD!! @ Nov 11 2003, 09:51 AM)

OH POOR YOU!!! is there anything worse than not knowing when to stop and ignoring what your friends are sayin ??? is there anything worse than having to go to work where you deal with the public having SCARES ON YOU?? THANKS TO A FRIEND!!!! is there anything worse than tryin to gain sympathy??? GROW UP!!!!!!

im not looking for sympathy i was having a shit day and having no one to whinge to as i was in the fucking country i took it out on the board !! get over it im a girl i whinge everyone does who cares
ps if i was to drunk to remember what happened i cant be held resposible for the outcomes
pps it wasnt a problem when it was me with the fuck off scars that you inflicted !!

Coming home from a hard BAD day at work only to come home to your mum bitching at you for TWO hours straight then when she finially leaves comes back in your "SPACE" 10 MINUTES later just to repeat EXACTLY what she had just said for two fucking hours omg i SO cant WAIT to move out

QUOTE (Krissy @ Nov 11 2003, 07:36 PM)

Coming home from a hard BAD day at work only to come home to your mum bitching at you for TWO hours straight then when she finially leaves comes back in your "SPACE" 10 MINUTES later just to repeat EXACTLY what she had just said for two fucking hours omg i SO cant WAIT to move out

I feel for you chicky - My mum and I were at each others throats constantly up until I moved out.......... it's amazing what a bit of space can do for you!!

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 11 2003, 07:27 PM)

QUOTE (JIMBO DA METAL HEAD!! @ Nov 11 2003, 09:51 AM) OH POOR YOU!!! is there anything worse than not knowing when to stop and ignoring what your friends are sayin ??? is there anything worse than having to go to work where you deal with the public having SCARES ON YOU?? THANKS TO A FRIEND!!!! is there anything worse than tryin to gain sympathy??? GROW UP!!!!!! im not looking for sympathy i was having a shit day and having no one to whinge to as i was in the fucking country i took it out on the board !! get over it im a girl i whinge everyone does who cares ps if i was to drunk to remember what happened i cant be held resposible for the outcomes pps it wasnt a problem when it was me with the fuck off scars that you inflicted !!

ha ha ha !!! is their anything worse than us!!!
TAKE A JOKE JESS!!!

than not being able to find your instruction manual for ya new stereo

do what ive done

type the model number into google and you'll find one

When you feel like vomiting, have completely lost all appetite, the thought of food making you feel physically sick and you have a burning tingle going across your throat after seeing something utterly inhumanly disgusting that was sent to you on ICQ.
Wrong. Very wrong. I don't care how joking it was!

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 12:14 PM)

When you feel like vomiting, have completely lost all appetite, the thought of food making you feel physically sick and you have a burning tingle going across your throat after seeing something utterly inhumanly disgusting that was sent to you on ICQ. Wrong. Very wrong. I don't care how joking it was!

Sounds like my sorta thing. Can you forward it to me?

going all the way up to mylor on sat night with good mates only to have them trip out at eachother under the influence, and then trying to stop one of them from punching the other one out and putting their head through a complete strangers sports car, and then spending an hour trying to be mediator between these dickheads... (meanwhile eveyone there was having a ball and enjoying the night)...

turned out well but not fun while it was going on!!

QUOTE (Prime @ Nov 12 2003, 11:21 AM)

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 12:14 PM) When you feel like vomiting, have completely lost all appetite, the thought of food making you feel physically sick and you have a burning tingle going across your throat after seeing something utterly inhumanly disgusting that was sent to you on ICQ. Wrong. Very wrong. I don't care how joking it was! Sounds like my sorta thing. Can you forward it to me?

I really hope you're joking, Mr M.
It's fucked me up.

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 11:33 AM)

It's fucked me up.

Send it to me to then.

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 12:33 PM)

QUOTE (Prime @ Nov 12 2003, 11:21 AM) QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 12:14 PM) When you feel like vomiting, have completely lost all appetite, the thought of food making you feel physically sick and you have a burning tingle going across your throat after seeing something utterly inhumanly disgusting that was sent to you on ICQ. Wrong. Very wrong. I don't care how joking it was! Sounds like my sorta thing. Can you forward it to me? I really hope you're joking, Mr M. It's fucked me up.

Fucked up shit is my phorte. Send it.

Oh, not to say that i'm not upset from you - but my brain is on a whole other level...

Yeh post it on the board LC. I am still trying to find something that will offend me.. but I just can't!

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 12 2003, 11:42 AM)

Yeh post it on the board LC. I am still trying to find something that will offend me.. but I just can't!

I CAN TRY?

when you go to the doctor and have to pay $40 just so he can type a few lines for a referal. he could have just written it and let me pick it up not have to see him grrrrrrrr
ps LC just post it !! its worth all the non appetising codshit

Sorry dude, deleted the post , it doesnt bother me, but that is hardcore shit and will most probably offend most on this board.

when the tough descions had to be made you did the right one top work buddy <<insert thumbs up icon>> but fuck im sorry that made my stomach a lil queezy

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 12 2003, 01:04 PM)

when the tough descions had to be made you did the right one top work buddy <<insert thumbs up icon>> but fuck im sorry that made my stomach a lil queezy

OoOooOOoOOOOooOO I can't wait to get home and look at it then

I didn't want to post it cos I didn't want to offend everyone, and I didn't think you'd post it up, James!

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 01:12 PM)

I didn't want to post it cos I didn't want to offend everyone, and I didn't think you'd post it up, James!

*shrug*

You should know me by now LC - I don't really care about offending anyone

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 12:12 PM)

I didn't want to post it cos I didn't want to offend everyone, and I didn't think you'd post it up, James!

lies all lies haha you knew he was gonna post it on here. what else was he gonna do with it? email it to nana in canada?

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 12 2003, 01:18 PM)

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 12:12 PM) I didn't want to post it cos I didn't want to offend everyone, and I didn't think you'd post it up, James! lies all lies haha you knew he was gonna post it on here. what else was he gonna do with it? email it to nana in canada?

All my Nanas are dead

*wipes tear from eye*

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 12 2003, 12:18 PM)

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2003, 12:12 PM) I didn't want to post it cos I didn't want to offend everyone, and I didn't think you'd post it up, James! lies all lies haha you knew he was gonna post it on here. what else was he gonna do with it? email it to nana in canada?

Wrong Jessii. I thought he'd look at himself, maybe email it around, but not stick it up on a public forum!

But yeah James, I forgot you just don't care about offending people.

OK, I have edited the post where the link is.

Now no one can possibly blame me for being offended - i'm just putting it out there for those that are not quite right (i.e myself, g, and divert)

That is all

can someone just fucking tell me what it is so I dont have to actually look at it?!?!?!

I'm just going to pretend that what I just saw wasn't real. Bad form and bad taste.

QUOTE (Prime @ Nov 12 2003, 11:57 AM)

**WARNING** The above link will most likely offend 'normal' people. I strongly suggest you don't click on the above link, as most people think it is fucking disgusting. I have only posted it as others have said they would like to be grossed out. Honestly, it's fucked up.

I am not a normal person and I only looked at it for a second and I feel like puking.

It's quality that vid eh, it's fron the Russian/Chechen war that is still going on to this day. The Chechens love to decapitate any Russian that they capture and film it for propaganda purposes.

QUOTE (SiGO @ Nov 9 2003, 09:56 AM)

Is there anything worse than fucking capsicum spray, my eyes were burning and i couldnt breathe and i only copped a little bit of it.

Anyone remember the capsicum spray that got sprayed into the vents at They Came From Mars II? A few people got pretty sick from that.

realising someone you have known a long time is who your meant to be with, but also realising you may have missed your chance
Damn

*than your f*&^%ing gas hotwater system blowing out AGAIN (this happens at least 3-4 times a month) and you going outside to relight it and the button getting stuck in the off position!!!

*than the f*$^ing useless c*&^%s at flinders housing who STILL haven't fixed it yet - If I have to have another cold shower tomorrow morning I'm NOT gonna be impressed! - isn't there some law about how long landlords have to fix hotwater systems if something like this happens??

QUOTE (Miss Ocean GurL @ Nov 12 2003, 02:06 PM)

realising someone you have known a long time is who your meant to be with, but also realising you may have missed your chance Damn

dont worry!
it may feel like you have missed an appourtunity but you never know what appourtinuties might come about because of it

...studying for exams....

QUOTE (dubbd @ Nov 12 2003, 02:48 PM)

QUOTE (Miss Ocean GurL @ Nov 12 2003, 02:06 PM) realising someone you have known a long time is who your meant to be with, but also realising you may have missed your chance Damn dont worry! it may feel like you have missed an appourtunity but you never know what appourtinuties might come about because of it

Word...


When your on the bus on the way home, drinking your iced chocolate, and you stop out the front of banksia park high school, and some little dick head comes walking straight past you, seeing you as well and lets his back pack hit you on the shoulder and your milk spills over your white top!

You asked the idiot to appolagise, and he looked at you and laughed, so i tipped the remainer of my milk over his head and watched his idiot friends laugh their heads off at him... lol

Aaaahhh revenge.

Is their anything worse than wigga idiots who get on your bus?

QUOTE (sakvee @ Nov 12 2003, 02:19 PM)

It's quality that vid eh, it's fron the Russian/Chechen war that is still going on to this day. The Chechens love to decapitate any Russian that they capture and film it for propaganda purposes.

Now it won't open for me *sniff*

yeah wont open for me either? ohhh, thats not fair! *sulks*

*than the skank that stole the car park we had waited patiently for at adelaide air port today! fucking nasty peice of trash! ha ha, at least we got through security in one go, she had to be ask to go round the front again and have her bag double searched... lovely!

QUOTE (sakvee @ Nov 12 2003, 02:19 PM)

It's quality that vid eh, it's fron the Russian/Chechen war that is still going on to this day. The Chechens love to decapitate any Russian that they capture and film it for propaganda purposes.

Yeh? Lovely! Can't wait to get home!

QUOTE (JayVee @ Nov 12 2003, 05:44 PM)

yeah wont open for me either? ohhh, thats not fair! *sulks* *than the skank that stole the car park we had waited patiently for at adelaide air port today! fucking nasty peice of trash! ha ha, at least we got through security in one go, she had to be ask to go round the front again and have her bag double searched... lovely!

I've been in car park punchups because of that, I HATE it when people do that.

Biatch!

QUOTE (Laura @ Nov 12 2003, 04:14 PM)

You asked the idiot to appolagise, and he looked at you and laughed, so i tipped the remainer of my milk over his head and watched his idiot friends laugh their heads off at him... lol Aaaahhh revenge. Is their anything worse than wigga idiots who get on your bus?

what a wanker!


oooh studying for exams sucks

Fuckin work experince girls asking you 1000 questions annoying the fuck out of you ALLLLLL day.
Ppl on the fuckin train who STARE at you, like hello thats why they have fuckin windows look out of them for christ sakes
Listening to fucking "RELAXING" bird fuckin singing music all day at work i want to strangle those cunts who made that shit

QUOTE (Krissy @ Nov 12 2003, 08:49 PM)

Ppl on the fuckin train who STARE at you, like hello thats why they have fuckin windows look out of them for christ sakes

ah ha yeah right Krissy, if I was sitting on a train with nothing to do I'd be staring at you too!
Reeeeeeeeeeeow

Is there anything worse than... your staff christmas dinner being just over a week away and having *NO* partner to go with

The Muffinator .. that's all that needs to be said.

NO

that is all.

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 12 2003, 11:25 PM)

NO that is all.

the G man !!

I hear he likes to drink alcohol and make an ass of himself..

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 13 2003, 12:34 AM)

I hear he likes to drink alcohol and make an ass of himself..

oi!!!!!

arr fuck it, yeh you're right!

QUOTE (Miss Ocean GurL @ Nov 12 2003, 10:09 PM)

QUOTE (Krissy @ Nov 12 2003, 08:49 PM) Ppl on the fuckin train who STARE at you, like hello thats why they have fuckin windows look out of them for christ sakes ah ha yeah right Krissy, if I was sitting on a train with nothing to do I'd be staring at you too! Reeeeeeeeeeeow

i love staring ppl out, it freaks the crap outa them.

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Nov 13 2003, 01:50 AM)

i love staring ppl out, it freaks the crap outa them.

No Dimi, thats cos they think you are a suicide bomber

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 12 2003, 11:20 PM)

Is there anything worse than... your staff christmas dinner being just over a week away and having *NO* partner to go with

i'LL COME!!!!!!!!!

Then you can come with me for mine because I don't have anyone 2 go with !!!!!

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 13 2003, 08:44 AM)

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 12 2003, 11:20 PM) Is there anything worse than... your staff christmas dinner being just over a week away and having *NO* partner to go with i'LL COME!!!!!!!!! Then you can come with me for mine because I don't have anyone 2 go with !!!!!

does this mean were together now?

Hahahaha

I don't even have a smart arse remark for that !

You dont need one.. just say YES

ok

YES

*Starts rabidly licking Luci*

christ
get a fucken room
haha

Than planing to have a wikked lunch with mates, and being up all night sick as a dog, that you get every so often because of a medical problem,
and having NO sleep at all because of it?

**runs around in circles watching colours fly by**

getting paid only just enough to last you the fortnight because of tax and the fact that you get paid a week after you do the work, so despite doing 2 weeks work i only get paid for the first. arrrrrrrgh

Onion magazine not delivering their magazines to cafes until the late afternoon and not updating their website so you cant find out the winners of the DJ Comp .....

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 12 2003, 11:25 PM)

NO that is all.

Fine then I didn't want to come to your stupid dinner anyway
*sulks*

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 13 2003, 10:08 AM)

*Starts rabidly licking Luci*

Hmmm my two favourite girls are licking each other...

Where do i go from here? My house friday night girls?

Than losing 1 - 0 in your soccer semi final and you had double the amount of shots on goal as they did.

...than thinking everything is cool with your new relationship......but then it's all of sudden NOT and you don't know WHY!

being broke already and i only got paid today <<insert pissed off angry face>> i seriously need to hire a money advisor where is it all going ?!

Gunho Australian Customs wankers who ask you the same stupid questions over and over again, make stupid little squiggles on your arrival card you know damn well mean nothing at all and only seem to rake their own fellow Aussies over the coals.

One minute you're doing really well with a girl from Germany you've just spent the last 10 hrs talking to on the plane, you're discussing plans for dinner, next thing you know you're being dragged away like Mr.Asio, they take your shoes away to be X-rayed and rip your bags to pieces and she runs for cover,
and did they find anything ... NO !!!

than finally getting the time to wash your car that looks like its been to the country and back :P and being told by your dad you can only do it after six pm and you cant use the hose at all only water and bucket !! FUCK YOU DAMN MURRAY RIVER !!!!!!!!!! i wanna wash my car now dammit !!!!!!!!

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 13 2003, 05:00 PM)

than finally getting the time to wash your car that looks like its been to the country and back :P and being told by your dad you can only do it after six pm and you cant use the hose at all only water and bucket !! FUCK YOU DAMN MURRAY RIVER !!!!!!!!!! i wanna wash my car now dammit !!!!!!!!

I dare you to say that to the farmers!

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 13 2003, 04:08 PM)

I dare you to say that to the farmers!

funny you should say that where i was (kadina) they were fucking well fierd up when we went thru maitland (bout an 1hr away) cos apparently they always get rain and good crops and all i heard in the car for the next half an hour was "fucking maitland who the fuck do they think they are fucking snobs with there watered crops " it was funny as hell but i dont give a shit im not in the country so let me wash my god damn car !!

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 13 2003, 04:14 PM)

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 13 2003, 04:08 PM) I dare you to say that to the farmers!  funny you should say that where i was (kadina) they were fucking well fierd up when we went thru maitland (bout an 1hr away) cos apparently they always get rain and good crops and all i heard in the car for the next half an hour was "fucking maitland who the fuck do they think they are fucking snobs with there watered crops " it was funny as hell but i dont give a shit im not in the country so let me wash my god damn car !!

you are a fool and typify the 'ignorance' toward our water shortage. who gives a fuck about your dirty car.

QUOTE (WokChoy @ Nov 13 2003, 04:21 PM)

you are a fool and typify the 'ignorance' toward our water shortage. who gives a fuck about your dirty car.

me

Jessii, my family was kicked off our farm due to constant drought in the 80's and early 90's.
I can definately understand what those Kadina farmers were on about. If you want to wash your car, use the bucket etc, but do it on the lawn, after 6pm, so you water the lawn/garden a tad too. Then both things win!

I'd pretty much urge everyone to watch their water consumption, actually.

you honestly dont think i was being serious i was being a cunt cos i could and obvouslty some people cant take a joke so sorry to all of those i offended

i will wash my car in peace after six with no hose ok ?

Conserve water, drink beer.

QUOTE (Kennef @ Nov 13 2003, 04:44 PM)

Conserve water, drink beer.

I like your style, Ken!


Jessii, sorry, I just get a tad narky about things like that. A lot of people don't understand why they need to conserve water. A few I know don't even know there's restrictions on! I felt like slapping em!

*goes to turn tap on in the staff room and leave it running just to spite the farmers*

Oh how COULD you James!
No more Barley being grown for your beer, and tough, stringy steaks coming your way.

It's OK, i'll sniff petrol and chew harder

is there anything worse than..FUCKIN MOZZIES! i hate them

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Nov 11 2003, 01:38 AM)

I didnt want to talk to you before and i dont want to talk to you now hayley

feelings mutual dimi

When an angry customer rings you and abuses you for 35mins. only to get hung up on and work out that you dont have the dumb bitchs phone.

Technical support calls !!!!!!!!!

I do tech support here and some of the customers have zero computer skills ... i wonder how they are even able to pick up the phone to call ..

" What version of windows are you running ? "

" AMD 1200 "

Errrr...... ?!?!?!?!

Also, one lady called up and insisted something was wrong on our end because she kept getting bounced mail that she hadn't sent ( ie, she had an email worm ) and i asked her if she has run her virus scanner and she said yes. Later in the conversation I found out her " virus scanner " was using the search feature of Windows and searching for the string " virus " .... so she couldn't possibly have a virus ... *cough*

*than computer nerds! *looks at Kirsty*
Not everyone one spends 20 hours a day on IRC girl! hehe

... Coming home after a night on the beers only to find some little bastards have strung up a whole reel of bunting across the intersection, so you drive under it to pull over and take it all down, only to realise that you forgot about your spoiler on the back and you have just torn the whole fucking thing off! And to make things worse you find out it will be $1000+ to repair it.

Gotta be the most expensive trip home I've ever done. Not very happy.

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM)

Also, one lady called up and insisted something was wrong on our end because she kept getting bounced mail that she hadn't sent ( ie, she had an email worm ) and i asked her if she has run her virus scanner and she said yes. Later in the conversation I found out her " virus scanner " was using the search feature of Windows and searching for the string " virus " .... so she couldn't possibly have a virus ... *cough*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is the funniest thing i have heard in ages , i thought my mom was computer illiterate but that is just classsy
*falls off chair laughing*

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 14 2003, 09:51 AM)

*than computer nerds! *looks at Kirsty* Not everyone one spends 20 hours a day on IRC girl! hehe

It's not 20 ... it's only about 8

Idling in a channel full of geeks is quite educational ..

Did you know the new something debical antenna by hills is better than the something or rather other antenna by a different company ?

Hrmm ...

</geek>

When your work loses over 1/2 of its perve factor in retrenchments and people quitting

at least you have SOMETHING to look at.... my work is the waste lands of poon

When I wear my own clothes all week and nobody says anything, as soon as I borrow and wear something of my Mum's, everyone says how nice I look......

When you finally think you are getting somewhere with someone you care about and then it just .......ends

QUOTE (G__ @ Nov 14 2003, 10:31 PM)

When you finally think you are getting somewhere with someone you care about and then it just .......ends

aww did poor G pop his blow up doll?
there there

the blow up doll said it'd had enough and kicked G out of the house..:P
and remember. . .you might have had your name first, but i am the true G

your new amp having a dry socket fault and it keeps shutting on and off every five minutes dammit

...realising you still have strong feelings towards someone after a long period of time

...3 hours sleep

...Dan, Adrian & Ash stealing your keys and leaving you at Mick O'Sheas rrrr

...having a hangover after only having about 7 pints

Folding hundreds of letters and putting them in envelopes.. yay!

People ringing you when you're at work on saturday to invite you to the beach

Your ICQ completely fucking up at a crucial point in an important conversation
Then not only that but something being wrong with your computer and even though your apparently still connected to the net, you cant DO anything and your computer shuts down.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh

always the way hun a computer always shits itself at the most crucial point of whatever your doing

QUOTE (Miss Ocean GurL @ Nov 15 2003, 12:13 PM)

Your ICQ completely fucking up at a crucial point in an important conversation

its ok babe, we can cyb3r again later

QUOTE (Khem @ Nov 15 2003, 12:38 PM)

QUOTE (Miss Ocean GurL @ Nov 15 2003, 12:13 PM) Your ICQ completely fucking up at a crucial point in an important conversation its ok babe, we can cyb3r again later

Babe we use MSN for that... remember?

QUOTE (Miss Ocean GurL @ Nov 15 2003, 12:55 PM)

QUOTE (Khem @ Nov 15 2003, 12:38 PM) QUOTE (Miss Ocean GurL @ Nov 15 2003, 12:13 PM) Your ICQ completely fucking up at a crucial point in an important conversation its ok babe, we can cyb3r again later Babe we use MSN for that... remember?

sorry i cant keep track of who i am cybering where these days

QUOTE (Khem @ Nov 15 2003, 02:22 PM)

sorry i cant keep track of who i am cybering where these days

You're BUSTED cheating on me! You, you... HUSSY!

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 15 2003, 01:28 PM)

QUOTE (Khem @ Nov 15 2003, 02:22 PM) sorry i cant keep track of who i am cybering where these days You're BUSTED cheating on me! You, you... HUSSY!

i never said you were the only one... i didnt think we were keeping it exclusive.

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 15 2003, 01:28 PM)

QUOTE (Khem @ Nov 15 2003, 02:22 PM) sorry i cant keep track of who i am cybering where these days You're BUSTED cheating on me! You, you... HUSSY!

you cyb3ring wif khem!!
But u siiad yew luvd mee

QUOTE (charleymoose @ Nov 14 2003, 02:15 PM)

When I wear my own clothes all week and nobody says anything, as soon as I borrow and wear something of my Mum's, everyone says how nice I look......

your mum is pretty hot though!

QUOTE (dubbd @ Nov 15 2003, 04:12 PM)

QUOTE (selfmaderival @ Nov 15 2003, 01:28 PM) QUOTE (Khem @ Nov 15 2003, 02:22 PM) sorry i cant keep track of who i am cybering where these days You're BUSTED cheating on me! You, you... HUSSY! you cyb3ring wif khem!! But u siiad yew luvd mee

Yeah but i said.. luv.. not love!

It's all different... honestly he means nothing to me!

QUOTE (SiGO @ Nov 15 2003, 12:05 PM)

People ringing you when you're at work on saturday to invite you to the beach

Thats exactly what happened to me at work today! *sniffles* its no fair

.. going out riding and getting absolutely sunburnt to all shit.

.. misinterpreting signals and landing yourself in a whole load of shit (sorry mate I was sureeeeeeeee she was gagging for it).

.. friends who just don't know when to leave you alone.

.. being too fkn lazy to get up and make food or get organised to get a ride into town.

.. owning ONLY a motorbike and not being able to drive into town yaself. Damn thieving bastards and helmets!

Nup that's it I am officially no longer hardcore. One bottle of gin at a party last night, and that was enough that I was unconscious by like 12 o'clock, with a nice big spew out of a taxi door at some point during the night :p

Oh well I guess at least I got a good sleep...

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM)

Technical support calls !!!!!!!!! I do tech support here and some of the customers have zero computer skills ... i wonder how they are even able to pick up the phone to call .. " What version of windows are you running ? " " AMD 1200 " Errrr...... ?!?!?!?! Also, one lady called up and insisted something was wrong on our end because she kept getting bounced mail that she hadn't sent ( ie, she had an email worm ) and i asked her if she has run her virus scanner and she said yes. Later in the conversation I found out her " virus scanner " was using the search feature of Windows and searching for the string " virus " .... so she couldn't possibly have a virus ... *cough*

hahahah

i know your pain... i deal with that crap on a daily basis...

i get stupid ones like

your windows xp grace period has expired, you need to activate your product before you can continue, click next to continue... what to i do?

mnt brain /dev/null

one customer demanded that we sell him a system for $500 bucks less than we advertised it for or hed call consimer affairs, i suppose he thought wed say yes sir no sir please sir let me reem you... i explained that to call consumer affairs on us first you need to be a consumer... i gave him the number for c affairs and sent him on his way.

one little samrt arsed teenie being a know all rude wanker, so i call ther parents and explain that they're problem is caused by a virus accosiated with downloading vast amnounts of porn, and the parent sais but i dont use the net for that, that little shit... strangely enough he has been very polite ever since.

from when i was tech support for legend performance technology (ram manufacturer)

some back yardie called me and said the memory you sold me has a virus on it. had to explain why it's not possible...

i could go on and on, but i cant be bothered.

shannon and woj comin over messy as all fuck and shannon ralphin in ya office and breakin a chair

hahah

meess fest !!!

feeeling like shit on a good mates birthday and no matter what you try you cant seem to get in a good party mood and end up pikin

Is there anything worse than being really paro and having SOMEONE *looks at lexy* drop a full bottle of wine on your baby toe. Whats more is the lid had already been taken off so sweet sweet wine was gushing all over the floor

QUOTE (Odyssey @ Nov 15 2003, 08:11 PM)

shannon and woj comin over messy as all fuck and shannon ralphin in ya office and breakin a chair hahah meess fest !!!

and then shannon losing it completely hiding in bushes and calling his ex to pick himup whlst we go look for him .. top weekend so far !!

QUOTE (muffins @ Nov 15 2003, 06:52 PM)

Nup that's it I am officially no longer hardcore. One bottle of gin at a party last night, and that was enough that I was unconscious by like 12 o'clock, with a nice big spew out of a taxi door at some point during the night :p Oh well I guess at least I got a good sleep...

Sorry for the double post but I just had to tell you.. you suck ass!!

You had TWO hot chicks (as compared to plurred up bitches!) in the room you were in and all you could do was snore!

Muffo, you are officially a fanny.

That is all

having a really bad hair day then getting shampoo in your eyes YEOUCH!

haha... pissed minders...

for your sake it wasnt on the carpet.. no matter what you do the stench hangs around for a few days.

QUOTE (dnb_junkie @ Nov 15 2003, 08:40 PM)

haha... pissed minders... for your sake it wasnt on the carpet.. no matter what you do the stench hangs around for a few days.

were you there? who are you?

QUOTE (Luci @ Nov 15 2003, 08:52 PM)

QUOTE (dnb_junkie @ Nov 15 2003, 08:40 PM) haha... pissed minders... for your sake it wasnt on the carpet.. no matter what you do the stench hangs around for a few days. were you there? who are you?

oops i meant to say i hope for your sake it want on the carpet.

mental note: make sure you check what you wrote made sence before you click add reply

you can call me mr dnb_junkie

QUOTE (dnb_junkie @ Nov 15 2003, 10:07 PM)

you can call me mr dnb_junkie

What if I dont want to call you that. NO.

Oooopsies.. that was me. sorry!

Having a huge headache from the heat and actually wanting to go out for once....

Oh nooo Kirt, you have to come out

it could have been worse. you could have ended up with the person who put it in there and who knows what they could have done. atleast you alive and well.

..... Sleeping thru your alarm on Friday ( meant to be at work by 9am ) and waking up at 4:30pm in the afternoon ... now sitting here awaiting a warning or something either via phone or email about me being on a traineeship and being in the bad books ....

lol.. iv'e done that... if it's with the govt you'll be fine... youll only get a slap on the wrist. i did it a few times during my traineeship. if it's private, very different story.

Yeah it's private .... 3 managing directors ... one is nice as pie ... one doesn't give a shit ... and the other one is a bastard and doesn't like me coz I'm female and I'm young ... so I imagine he'll go out of his way 2 make me feel bad ...

waking up at the usual time (530am) on the first day of your holidays

QUOTE (Phunkii @ Nov 24 2003, 11:48 AM)

so I imagine he'll go out of his way 2 make me feel bad ...

maybe it;s his job to be a bastard

look at it this way, if they were going to fire you they would have done it already. they prolly just want you to freak out a bit so you dont do it again...

They can't fire me because I'm on a traineeship :p

Yes it is his job to be a bastard .... He gets pleasure out of being an arrogant prick I swear.

they can, you have to do something very silly and a lot of it. when i was a trainee there was another trainee who got the arse... she rocked up late constantly, gave the manager hammer and chatted on the net all day...

QUOTE (dnb_junkie @ Nov 24 2003, 01:38 PM)

they can, you have to do something very silly and a lot of it. when i was a trainee there was another trainee who got the arse... she rocked up late constantly, gave the manager hammer and chatted on the net all day...

You can get fired for that? Shit I better change my ways...

along with half the other people that post on here

I wish I had the time at work so sit on the net all day

than being at uni until 2.30am and still having the feeling that you haven't achieved quite enough today

QUOTE (chakradiva @ Nov 24 2003, 02:56 AM)

go to karma on sat cos its the bday show and all! you there for 20 - 30 mins max and someone juices you up and you end up a heaving mess in the toilets!! and the bouncers and promoter thik its more fun to fondle you than get you some air and water ! NEVER WILL I GO TO THE PLANET AGAIN ! YOU RUDE BASTARDS

If I were you I'd head to the cops and file a report...

...getting a call late last night from your work saying that even though your on holidays you have to go in for an all day seminar

HAYFEAVER!!!! itch fkn eyes, itch nose, head spins, sneazing... 9 TIMES IN A BLOODY ROW!!!!!!!!!!!

second the hayfever motion

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Nov 25 2003, 06:24 PM)

second the hayfever motion

make that a third

.... Your favourite Felix the cat GHB tee shirt and your most favouritestestestest jumper ( grey and fluffy and awesome when ur OT ) have gone missing without a trace ....

DAMN POULTERGOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Than a family thats close friends with yours, disabled 21yr old daughter eating a plastic bag and passing away on saturday

not only that but..

Finding out an older guy youve worked with over the past 8months had a heart attack on Saturday afternoon

QUOTE (SiGO @ Nov 26 2003, 02:25 PM)

Than a family thats close friends with yours, disabled 21yr old daughter eating a plastic bag and passing away on saturday not only that but.. Finding out an older guy youve worked with over the past 8months had a heart attack on Saturday afternoon

Ouch

deepest sympathy's to you and your friends' families

that really does suck

copping four blood noses over the last few weeks... and i dont mean little trickles... shit that flows out of your nose when you have your head tilted back and all over face etc...

Last night's takes the cake.... from about 9:15pm till 11:30pm

QUOTE (wojtek @ Nov 27 2003, 09:04 AM)

copping four blood noses over the last few weeks... and i dont mean little trickles... shit that flows out of your nose when you have your head tilted back and all over face etc... Last night's takes the cake.... from about 9:15pm till 11:30pm

yuck.

I used to get them every summer when I was a lil tacker..... try putting something really cold (preferably frozen) on the back of your neck - it sometimes helps to stop the bleeding

Love ive been through it all

A cold pack on the neck, a cold pack on the forehad, a frozen cucumber up my date... it doesnt help...

Went to the Doc... he gave me some sort of ear ointment?? to rub on the inside of my nose... may as well stick to the frozen cucumber i think

I used to have the same problem for many many years. So fucking frustrating when you can't stop the bleeding. Summer was a nigthmare!

I ended up getting my nose cortorised. Worked like a treat and now I only a few blood noses a year. woot!

when you've just finished doing your makeup and you sneeze or get really itchy watery eyes and your eye makeup gets all fucked up...damn you hayfever

...flood control?

QUOTE (muffins @ Nov 27 2003, 02:46 PM)

...flood control?

Shuddup Muff!!!