Yoda's Love Child
doof .. for givin up the ghost and going down 3 times in one week !!
you blow goats !! glad we dont have to deal with you anymore !!!
:sneaky:
Mr SPosted: 31 Oct 2003, 2:52pm SEE ALL EVIL!!
whoever gave me this fucking flu/virus
SpadgePosted: 31 Oct 2003, 4:17pm Cheer Cheer The Black & The White!
| QUOTE (Phunkii @ Oct 31 2003, 04:09 PM) |
| QUOTE (G__ @ Oct 31 2003, 02:21 PM) | | *The cunt that couldn't give us one more day to finish the site!! Arggh!! >:| |
*Hides* .... I did my bit and plugged it bak in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
well at least we have our re-director on Systo so everyone will know where to come
SpadgePosted: 31 Oct 2003, 5:04pm Cheer Cheer The Black & The White!
| QUOTE (G__ @ Oct 31 2003, 06:04 PM) |
| nah just get server error if you go to systo now :err: |
www.system6.doof.org has a redirector mate
I'm not jaded, I'm "differently PLURred"
| QUOTE (Prime @ Oct 31 2003, 04:03 PM) |
| QUOTE (Mr S @ Oct 31 2003, 02:53 PM) | | whoever gave me this fucking flu/virus |
Werd. I've been sicker than a peodophile all week :sneaky: |
As opposed to? ;)
As for my c**t of the week, I dub him the "Fuckwit IT guy", who refused to give me extra internet quota because I looked at 3 Mb of non-study related stuff out of my 45 Mb limit. Can you say 'fuckwit'? Makes me stabby >:|
Chii..? Chii.
they'll surely check the main page, i did, and look where i am :smart:
Yoda's Love Child
finishing soda room at 530am and crawling home in a state and opening centrals marion at 9am
CUNT !
SiGOPosted: 1 Nov 2003, 10:42am Born Stupid!
yeah thats gotta suck... like your set last night! soft as fuck!
Yoda's Love Child
ya cant play fangin nrg in a trance club ..
analyst
cunt of the day goes to
*drum roll*
My flatmates
for making a crapload of noise last night while I was trying to write my thesis AND while I was trying to sleep
PS hope you enjoyed the Hardhouse at 8am >:|
FrostyPosted: 2 Nov 2003, 2:47pm Demigod
sundays.... they do it to me every bloody time... :blink:
SpadgePosted: 2 Nov 2003, 3:49pm Cheer Cheer The Black & The White!
| QUOTE (Aidan @ Nov 2 2003, 01:12 PM) |
| QUOTE (G__ @ Oct 31 2003, 02:21 PM) | | *The cunt that couldn't give us one more day to finish the site!! Arggh!! >:| |
Hrmmmm - That is probably not entirely fair :( |
its cool Aidan we understand your predicament
we dont hold anything against you or mindvision at all mate
:thumbsup:
Junglist
The absolute DICKHEADS who do 'wicked/cool/sik' burnouts on the gravel at the side of the road spraying it all over the road making it vveerryy unsafe for bike riders. >:|
JayVeePosted: 3 Nov 2003, 12:17pm I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way
cunt of the day goes to the gramps that is still living in the 30's where anything technical was only known by guys.... he comes asks for information which i could help him wiht, cuts me off, looks at my dad and goes "your not really saying anything, i prefer to talk to someone whose an adult with experiance, ya da ya da, threw in a "young girl", yad di ya da ya... my dad stuck up for me though and was like well im only going to tell you exactly what she just told you.. and in a grampa huff, out the door he stormed... i get it all the time.. "ohh be a sweet and put me onto a man" sheeesh! fuck off! >:|
Chii..? Chii.
cunt of the day - the muscles in my legs for being lamecore and not functioning correctly after the weekends dancing efforts >:| >:|
Junglist
Yep. It was officially do-no-work-day today! No-one told me though!
"here comes a truck with 12 pallets ALL for us! *run off*" - Everyone at my work.
I'm the manager and I'm doing the plebs work!
GRRR ARG. :geek:
bonkers
CUNT OF THE DAY: THE FACT THAT SHARKEY ISN'T COMING TO ENCHANTED!
I'M GOING TO BE CRYING ALL NIGHT! :cry:
Junglist
t'is not his fault! but yeah.. BOO! >:|
bonkers
I didn't say it was, i said the "fact that sharkey isn't coming" not "sharkey"
sharkey is a god, nothing will change that, i love him no matter what, i'm just upset... then again i guess the reason he cant come is simply cos hes busy makin more music for his fans... so it all comes round i guess... i just wanna meet him god dammit
:thumbsup:
Junglist The DICKHEAD tailgating and then abusing myself and two fellow riders on the way back from moana this afternoon.. we hadn't even done anything wrong!! Fucking asshat rolled down his window and was abusing us so my mate rolled past and ripped off his mirror!
Ten seconds left until midnight. nine chances to drown ourselves in black hair dye. eight faces turned away from the shock. seven windows and six of them locked. five stories falling. For ever and ever. three cheers to the mirror. now there are two of us.
Can we have one last dance?
How can we take this chance not to celebrate life?
DavyGPosted: 4 Nov 2003, 6:34pm
sentient| QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 3 2003, 10:00 PM) |
| QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 3 2003, 09:41 PM) | I didn't say it was, i said the "fact that sharkey isn't coming" not "sharkey"
sharkey is a god, nothing will change that, i love him no matter what, i'm just upset... then again i guess the reason he cant come is simply cos hes busy makin more music for his fans... so it all comes round i guess... i just wanna meet him god dammit
|
Good Lord! Rabid groupie alert!
Everyone's a tad disappointed, but Brisk is a more than better replacement! |
thats debatable...
Sharkey and Brisk are on a par as fair DJs but Sharkey is a dope MC and having a good MC like that at a party like Enchanted adds HEAPS to the vibe and atmosphere of the party...
pity that
he'll be over with the collective though when they come next year
I'm talking about my life. I can't seem to
get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm
talking about everybody! I'm talking about form! I'm talking about
content! I'm talking about interrelationships! I'm talking about God,
the devil, hell, heaven! Do you understand? Finally?
bonkers Okay, here's the story Mr. Captain Oddy finds so funny
"It was the sunday after FRANTIC, october 19 i believe. I got home around 5pm, washed the friggin dust of my face, and went to bed. At 7pm my mum came in and woke me up and it looked like dawn, keeping in mind that 7am is what time she wakes me in the morning. I got up... got in the shower, got out, got dressed had a shower, got dressed in school clothes, hair done... cleaned teeth... the whole shabam, looked at the clock... looked outside... darker than before... hmm...

"
"MUUUUM.... Is tea ready yet???"
I did gagoogadee that girl... I gashmoigadeed her gaflavourdee with my googus.
Huh, that's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own... which I would never do... I play by my own rules... Nobody elses... Not even my own.
Marty: "Uhm... I like... woke up, and a kept hearing that clock"
Dylinquent: "We don't have a clock"
Your anguish sustains me.
RAVING LIKE A RUNT SINCE 2003
bonkers Hmm, just wondering... -I'm not the only person who can see those warning signs next to my name am i??
-That's gunna join the cunt of the day
I did gagoogadee that girl... I gashmoigadeed her gaflavourdee with my googus.
Huh, that's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own... which I would never do... I play by my own rules... Nobody elses... Not even my own.
Marty: "Uhm... I like... woke up, and a kept hearing that clock"
Dylinquent: "We don't have a clock"
Your anguish sustains me.
RAVING LIKE A RUNT SINCE 2003
BAM!!!! My "best friend" (that's now debatable)
She waits till i've booked everything for my holiday to queensland then decides to tell me 2 weeks before leaving that she's unable to get time off work, even tho she said previously she was guaranteed time off between those dates
*searches for a face that shows how angry & pissed of she is*
It's all about ME!!!
. Bump... I just like this thread cos it used to be mine from the old board and the old one used to be gold!
I'm someone who would normally like to wind up but today for some insane reason, I'm not sure why, but I can't pick one select cunt I'd like to have a rant about.
'I used to umpire you guys! Team Systo.. I remember you guys being one of the most arrogant, loud-mouthed teams out there. Ahh.. the memories...' - Aaron, Nov 8, 2003.
JamesMPosted: 29 Mar 2004, 1:26pm
Badboy Cunt of the day?
Hmmmmmm.
I dunno.
Noddy.
Because he is bald.
JamesM: Setting the cycle to rinse
www.myspace.com/dj_jamesm
SpadgePosted: 29 Mar 2004, 1:27pm
The Mighty Port Magpies!! i'll get the ball rolling
my cunt of the day goes to me
i am a cunt
theres no specific reason as to why i am such a cunt
but im a cunt just the same
Rave Adelaide Admins - The essential threads that hold our furry jumper togetherPORT ADELAIDE FOOTBALL CLUB - Since 1870QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM)

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
NoddyPosted: 29 Mar 2004, 1:29pm
Ya fooken' dickhead!| QUOTE (JamesM @ Mar 29 2004, 02:26 PM) |
Cunt of the day?
Hmmmmmm.
I dunno.
Noddy.
Because he is bald. |
Well, youre the one who told me to shave my balls.
You were the person sick of getting scratches on your tongue!!
OKAY, FUCK IT - I LIED! IT'S DRUM & BASS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
TrasorPosted: 29 Mar 2004, 1:43pm
Loopy c*nt A friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) who rarely goes to raves and it shows.. disses complete strangers about how munted they are, etc.
Really bad attempt at creating unity in the scene... bah go away if you can't be nice
. I mean I do have a few cunts I could go on about... I just can't really put it onto words...
'I used to umpire you guys! Team Systo.. I remember you guys being one of the most arrogant, loud-mouthed teams out there. Ahh.. the memories...' - Aaron, Nov 8, 2003.
JamesMPosted: 29 Mar 2004, 1:52pm
Badboy You need to try a bit harder then...
JamesM: Setting the cycle to rinse
www.myspace.com/dj_jamesm
BEYOND HARDCORE! Darktech Darkcore
| QUOTE (babyraver @ Nov 6 2003, 01:27 AM) |
Hmm, just wondering... -I'm not the only person who can see those warning signs next to my name am i??
-That's gunna join the cunt of the day |
I got em too? Fuck knows wtf that means??
Cunt of the day...CAMA...wake's me up...get's me wrecked...leaves...
To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder
Looking for exile? Exile is in the devil....Sleep tight.
..what if? my cunt of the day award goes to whoever made my fookin physics quiz due on mondays and i have to keep doign it over and over again til i pass

AARRRG
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
reewindPosted: 24 Oct 2004, 12:04pm
. Mark Phillipousis.
Although some may drop the word legend for someone who has hooked up with Delta Wetdream, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anna Kournikouva and Tania Zaetta, I prefer the word cunt, cos that's bloody awesome list.
'I used to umpire you guys! Team Systo.. I remember you guys being one of the most arrogant, loud-mouthed teams out there. Ahh.. the memories...' - Aaron, Nov 8, 2003.
NoddyPosted: 24 Oct 2004, 12:55pm
Ya fooken' dickhead!| QUOTE (reewind @ Oct 24 2004, 12:04 PM) |
Mark Phillipousis.
Although some may drop the word legend for someone who has hooked up with Delta Wetdream, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anna Kournikouva and Tania Zaetta, I prefer the word cunt, cos that's bloody awesome list. |
Im hearing ya there.
I mean, I can go out and lose first round in every pro tournament as well. But I dont see those girls calling my mobile every second day.
OKAY, FUCK IT - I LIED! IT'S DRUM & BASS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
*is bored* farkin hell. thats amazing.
*picks up tennis racket and starts practicing*
wojtekPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 11:50am
Meat to the shizzake! ...goes to the camera shop near the corner of Pultney and Rundle for not being able to accept a design/manufacture fault and trying to shift the blame on misuse.
I just had a threesome with ya mamma and your aunty
And they're coming back this arvo for the bukkake party
Ever felt like this on a Tuesday Morning? what happend to Piney????
Bekavich As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
Ever felt like this on a Tuesday Morning? well he got my cunt of the day for ages...

just wondered were he dissaperd to !
Bekavich As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
BEYOND HARDCORE! Darktech Darkcore
Hmmmmm..Just one??
Cant do it
Actually....Xaphan..
And that little bird that only sing's when your hungover
To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder
Looking for exile? Exile is in the devil....Sleep tight.
. Cunt of the day goes to my old man for this absolute pearler that he told me he did.
Apparently sometime he went to a fish and chip shop in Unley somewhere and the bloke there completly pissed him off about something.
Anyway, not one to let sleeping dogs lie, the old man has let it stew for a few weeks before deciding he would seek his revenge.
He rang up early one evening and put on a pretty authorative voice and said that he was calling from the Unley City Council and that they were having their monthly council chambers meeting and that he would like to place a large order.
He ordered a truckload of chips, chicko rolls, dim sims, various bits of fish and hamburgers, all up a couple of hundred bucks worth... pretty much most of the shit that would be on the menu of a typical fish and chip shop... and said that he would be sending his secretary to come down and pick it up in an hour.
The next day about lunchtime he rang up and casually as anything asked if his order was ready. This dickhead on the other end blew up and called him every name under the sun whilst my old man literally rolled around on his floor in fits of laughter.
Absolute QUALITY!!
This post has been edited by reewind: Jan 7 2005, 01:36 PM'I used to umpire you guys! Team Systo.. I remember you guys being one of the most arrogant, loud-mouthed teams out there. Ahh.. the memories...' - Aaron, Nov 8, 2003.
NeXeSSPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 2:40pm
http://www.revver.com/user/Yancey/ my ex, what i've learnt from this is to never belive girls when they say "we are just friends" when she's talking about some dude who alway runs off when i walk up and come running back when i walk off.. hope he's worth it. (well really i dont hope he's worth it, i'm just waiting to see which one fucks the other over first, i think thats called karma)
ALL NEW MOVIE CLICK HERE!!!Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true, Jerry lee lewis was the devil, Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet, All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, So there was only one thing that I could do, Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
mellyPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 3:13pm
Matsumoto Rangiku old men (or anyone else fopr that matter) who drive in the right hand lane right next to a car driving in the left hand lane at exactly the same speed
why oh why do you mock me cunts? have you not heard 'keep left unless overtaking'?
log onto the LAN says:
i want to fuck her in the burns unit
log onto the LAN says:
'i slowly unpeeled her soft bandages'
log onto the LAN says:
'gently caressing the scolded flesh'
log onto the LAN says:
god i feel sick
wojtekPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 3:16pm
Meat to the shizzake!| QUOTE (melly @ Jan 7 2005, 03:13 PM) |
| why oh why do you mock me cunts? have you not heard 'keep left unless overtaking'? |
Why dont the cops enforce this law?
Cut road rage in half and stop a lot of people tailgating too
I just had a threesome with ya mamma and your aunty
And they're coming back this arvo for the bukkake party
mellyPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 3:20pm
Matsumoto Rangiku i was already angry before i encountered these offending toss bags today... i'm staying off the road for a few hours till i've calmed down

i just cant understand why some people are intent on ownership of the righthand lane... it disrupts the slow of traffic and makes me crazy
log onto the LAN says:
i want to fuck her in the burns unit
log onto the LAN says:
'i slowly unpeeled her soft bandages'
log onto the LAN says:
'gently caressing the scolded flesh'
log onto the LAN says:
god i feel sick
ooh yeah woo yay!| QUOTE (melly @ Jan 7 2005, 04:20 PM) |
| it disrupts the slow of traffic and makes me crazy |
hah thats a wikkid typo tho, in context
ATM CREW join the movement!
Adelaide Breaks Collective
And if you dream, you'd be free...I can take you there
Just follow me
mellyPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 3:39pm
Matsumoto Rangiku 
i had to read it four times before i worked out what you were on about
i only tailgate people who are going slow in the right hand lane for no reason. i suppose that aint right either, but i wouldnt do it if people would stay in the left hand lane if theyre going to be slow
log onto the LAN says:
i want to fuck her in the burns unit
log onto the LAN says:
'i slowly unpeeled her soft bandages'
log onto the LAN says:
'gently caressing the scolded flesh'
log onto the LAN says:
god i feel sick
ooh yeah woo yay! unless they need to be in the right hand lane, for a turn... ARGH slow people suck!
ATM CREW join the movement!
Adelaide Breaks Collective
And if you dream, you'd be free...I can take you there
Just follow me
__________
just beep and shake your fist at them
but in the process, they've been the true renegades, and the true rebels always walk alone anyway
Sean79Posted: 7 Jan 2005, 6:44pm
The GREEN Machine If someone is tailgaiting, do what I do and threaten them in your rear view mirror. If thay can make out your insults, they are too close. Watch how quick they back the fuck off.
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_emPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 8:40pm
... Just slow right down if someone tailgaits, really really slow, its heaps funny, especially if there are cars in the other lane so they can't go anywhere
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
~~ATM - Move~~
Let's play...!!| QUOTE (alexb618 @ Jan 7 2005, 05:46 PM) |
| shake your fist at them |

I do that so much
Cunt of the day goes to my friend Katie cos its been ages since I've seen her and like damn you, wench!
You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP...!!
Two wrongs are only the beginning...
Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.
AaronPosted: 7 Jan 2005, 10:41pm
the baron Does it also apply to wide single-lane roads (regardless of speed limit)?
I thought it did.
SpadgePosted: 7 Jan 2005, 10:45pm
The Mighty Port Magpies!! well the technical law is that you must keep as near as practical to the left of the lane
so... if its a large lane then you would need to keep as close to the left hand side as practical
Rave Adelaide Admins - The essential threads that hold our furry jumper togetherPORT ADELAIDE FOOTBALL CLUB - Since 1870QUOTE(wojtek @ Aug 29 2006, 11:04 PM)

even if had '2nd knuckled' before this mix I wouldn't be diggin it...
JADE IS THE COLOUR
oddy says my mums got a special cunt
i dont count 12345
Garage Selecta damn, I thought this thread was for posting porn
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
""We must order the whole world to pay us, the New World Order and the all state chaos" - KRS-1
mellyPosted: 8 Jan 2005, 11:36pm
Matsumoto Rangiku| QUOTE (Spadge @ Jan 7 2005, 10:34 PM) |
| QUOTE (wojtek @ Jan 7 2005, 04:16 PM) | | QUOTE (melly @ Jan 7 2005, 03:13 PM) | | why oh why do you mock me cunts? have you not heard 'keep left unless overtaking'? |
Why dont the cops enforce this law? Cut road rage in half and stop a lot of people tailgating too |
the keep left unless overtaking law only applies to roads where the speed limit is 80 or above so if it happened on a 50,60 or 70 speed limited road then its perfectly legal to drive in the right hand lane at the same speed as the car in the left lane |
doesnt mean it isn't painfully annoying
log onto the LAN says:
i want to fuck her in the burns unit
log onto the LAN says:
'i slowly unpeeled her soft bandages'
log onto the LAN says:
'gently caressing the scolded flesh'
log onto the LAN says:
god i feel sick
Evil Grin!!!| QUOTE (Spadge @ Jan 7 2005, 10:34 PM) |
the keep left unless overtaking law only applies to roads where the speed limit is 80 or above so if it happened on a 50,60 or 70 speed limited road then its perfectly legal to drive in the right hand lane at the same speed as the car in the left lane |
there are quite a few multi lane roads around with speed limits less than 80 that are signed for keeping left though, and the cops have the power to police these roads like all two lane roads above 80kph, out of interest melly where were u driving??
yes this is a pet peeve of mine too, i hate cunts that sit in the right hand lane
"if you were single, i'd take you home!!!" - Kiera 14-6-2005
show us ya beaver!!!! Nah show us!!
Demigod I nominate myself for taking out my left rearview mirror
Ahhhhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
R.SolePosted: 12 Jan 2005, 1:18am everyone who used a $50 note today (which would include myself) i dont care if its pay day or what, we dont have a never ending supply of change in our till.
even moreso for those who used $100 notes, that guy was a real cunt
Bloop your Day! some dude who thinks he can prove himself better than me by inviting me to fight him on a day hes also scheduling a "party" which i was not informed of.
Evil Grin!!!| QUOTE (DTM @ Jan 12 2005, 02:18 AM) |
everyone who used a $50 note today (which would include myself) i dont care if its pay day or what, we dont have a never ending supply of change in our till.
even moreso for those who used $100 notes, that guy was a real cunt |
I say that the cunt is not the man that uses the note, it is the man that determines the size of the float in your till, it's obviously not big enough!!!!
"if you were single, i'd take you home!!!" - Kiera 14-6-2005
show us ya beaver!!!! Nah show us!!
HaydzPosted: 12 Jan 2005, 3:39pm --------------
the dickheads who honk their horns at cyclists or come screaming past yelling random shit. cunt of the year goes to the driver who literally ran me off the road while i was on my bike. didnt get the number plate coz i was freaked out...
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Sean79Posted: 12 Jan 2005, 4:07pm Raven
Bet that would scare him out of riding again?
CLOUD9Posted: 12 Jan 2005, 4:09pm Macc'in for the Bitches
Actually funny enough, i rid his bike now.
Got it cheap.
:thumbsup:
BORN IN A TENT
I am assuming he's seen your signature and not the movie huh? Oh Lucas - you art my hero..
Sexy Mofo witha Mo
Cunt of the day is the one you get to stick your dick in
Doyen
I can't stand cyclists who ride 3-4 abreast on the road and use up pretty much a whole lane. Even 2 next to each other pisses me off. And it's never normal cyclists who do it... It's always these idiots in their fancy lycra and shit. Christ... you'd reckon if they wan't to look that kitted up and act all professional bike riderish that they could be a bit more considerate of the drivers on the road who have to slow down and try to change lanes behind them. I'm all for cyclists... by riding their bikes they keep the ozone layer more intact and my kids might live for longer, big up's to em for it...But, can't they just ride single file and make the road a safer and more enjoyable place for everyone.
People wouldn't crash into them or feel obliged to hurl abuse at them then.
This post has been edited by reewind: Jan 13 2005, 01:48 AM
R.SolePosted: 13 Jan 2005, 1:56am
wasnt a law recently passed that said it was illegal to ride even 2 abreast? so y do they keep doing it then??
raver
they want to get hit!!!
im getting a bull bar put on my barina 2moro :) :) lol
R.SolePosted: 13 Jan 2005, 2:03am
they should pass a by-law saying that if a cyclist is hit and they are found to be riding two abreast then charges put up against the driver of the car shuold be dropped, that will teach the fuckers
Doyen
My word they should, and it actually neeeds to be policed and enforced.
I've got a mate who reckons he once got booked for driving the best part of 50 meters in a bike lane along Duthy Street at Unley whilst overtaking a turning car.
If he can get done for driving sensibly (it was peak hour traffic and he checked to see no cyclists were in the lane) and reducing congestion, why the fuck can't cyclists get done when they are just adding to congestion and causing accidents and a lot of pissed off motorists by riding 2-6+ across.
Edit: Dunno if anyone saw, but Stuart O'Grady was actually on the news earlier this week complaining that he came the closest to death that he's ever come by nearly getting hit by a truck when going down Gorge Rd. And he was saying that he'd got the trucks rego and reported it to police and everything.
For fucks sake... think about it...winding as all hell, accident ridden, sloping road with little vision ahead of you but the next turn. He said he was riding with others.. and I'll bet anything they were all alongside each other. How the fuck is a big truck meant to avoid them at a seconds notice if they are all riding like that.
Comonsense is obviously a fucking hard skill to aquire.
This post has been edited by reewind: Jan 13 2005, 02:28 AM
R.SolePosted: 13 Jan 2005, 2:23am
thats a joke, your allowed to use a bike lane for a maximum of 50 or 100 metres when u r turning left, and your allowed to overtake a car on the left if it is turnng right, i dont c whats wrong with what hes done.
the cunts for today are:
POLICE
i regularly drive in the bike lane in the hope of eradicating the problem of blind cyclists who think that cos they have their lil metre strip think they own the road
and whats even worse is those couriers who ride around town
theyre cunts too!
shooterPosted: 14 Jan 2005, 10:39am Cunt of the day goes to.......
The Spider that drilled me last nite.
Walking along the side of the road, my bro yells "LOOK OUT".....there was a huge spider right infront of my face, this thing was bigger and scarier than a huntsman. So without even thinking, I threw myself on my back and that drilled me, went spastic in the dirt cos I could feel cob webs all over me, then faster than a Japanese Ping Pong player, I got up and ran down the road pulling my clothes off......HA HA HA HA HA.......that spider owned me something severe. Oh and in the end, the spider hadnt even left the sign it was attached to :cry: :lol: :gasp: :mellow:
NTrancePosted: 14 Jan 2005, 10:20pm TeknoRocker
Brandon Block will be feeling pretty proud of himself today. Getting filmed on some hidden cam selling pills on a TV documentary about Ibiza :erm:
R.SolePosted: 15 Jan 2005, 1:00am
my tonsils, they just decided to swell up this morning and theyve ruined my whole weekend now
Raver
so far today not much has happened so i'd have to say the fucking moth that keeps flying into my computer screen coz its the only light in here >:|
mOozicPosted: 15 Jan 2005, 2:17am Happy Thoughts
what if you smile ..?
a smile is said to brighten ones day .. !!
then when moth flies towards your smile, you could eat it ..
Raver
:sick: i don't like moths in the first place let alone eating one
mOozicPosted: 15 Jan 2005, 2:46am Happy Thoughts
don't knock it til ya try it ..
could be fatabulous ...
Raver
ill leave it to you for the taste testing
mOozicPosted: 15 Jan 2005, 2:58am Happy Thoughts
bah ..
are you crazy ..
what sort of person would eat moths ...?
Raver
your the one that thought of it
i was starting to think you were some kind of sick twisted thing that lived of eating bugs and moths and stuff
LOL
Baby GPosted: 19 Jan 2005, 9:57am purrrrrrrrr
I'm going to give cunt of the day to the channel 10 news team.
Now, don't get me wrong, I don't live in a world of rainbows and cupcakes where everyone is nice. I realise the media will try to do what ever they can to get a story....
Some of you may know that last week I lost my Aunty and two cousins in the bushfires at Pt Lincoln. What channel 10 did was work their way into a family members house in Pt Lincoln while she was grieving and with only a friend there, all sincere trying to get an interview, turning on all the charm. They got their interview, it was actually not too bad.
Thing is though, while they were acting so caring and sincere, another one of them went through the house taking photos of anything they could use for their story. Private photos and stuff. What an invasion.
We had already given photos, but they still had to be sneaky cunts.
So yeah, lets take advantage of people that have lost everything.
Thanks
ooh yeah woo yay!
oh i am so sorry to hear that tracey!!! i hope u and ur family get back at channel 10, that so would not have happened 20 years ago. social politeness and etiquette has just been thrown out the window, its frigging horrible to hear that people think it ok to invade peoples privacy full stop.
Mr SPosted: 19 Jan 2005, 10:36am SEE ALL EVIL!!
Yeah nice one Channel 10.. how does it feel being CUNT OF THE DAY?
SpadgePosted: 19 Jan 2005, 10:57am Cheer Cheer The Black & The White!
im sure channel 10 have been the cunts of many days
especially that aiston cunt
vinumPosted: 19 Jan 2005, 11:07am Guru
Its this kind of crap that enrages me, Channel Ten that is...
Emotive based media at its best, not only an invasion of privacy, but such indignance. Then to use their indecency further to provacatively stir the emotional pot of those who are gullible enough to be spoon fed their ever so apparent lack of journalistic talent, Channel Ten this is deplorable!
This highlights the lack of intellect in mainstream journalism, and its egotistical rating based, neanderthal-ic system.
BabyG, although we havent met, I offer my sincerest condolences, for both the loss of your family members and the mindless actions of those in the media.
I may also be able to offer a strongly worded letter to channel ten and maybe a few abusive phone calls, possibly some wine, a bit of banter about yeast, thats all really though.
*falls off high horse*
SpadgePosted: 19 Jan 2005, 11:09am Cheer Cheer The Black & The White!
all media outlets know how to pour on the sympathy when they need to
and they all do it
its good for ratings
Aspiring Pornstar & Lucy Pinder Wannabee!
Im heaps sorry to hear that Tracy :(
I loath media and tv crews now, not that i didnt before but, they really need to be a hell of a lot more sensitive to family members and friends watching.
An incident that happened a long time ago in Brisbane to one of my closest school friends was this. Her mother was watching the news and saw a report about a man being murdered, they showed pictures of him and she realised that this was her husband because of his shoes. Would have been nice if the police had actually informed this family before they saw it on the news!!!
I hate watching the news now - most of the pictures are completely unnecessary and imagine what these images are doing to children that are watching at 5 or 6pm!!
JonesyPosted: 19 Jan 2005, 8:20pm Bird Flu will kill us all!!!!!!
LASERMAD just for being an all around CUNT :excl: :excl:
pleurgh fairy
Tracy, my sincerest condolences.. What a tragedy, My heart goes out to you and your family..
JonesyPosted: 19 Jan 2005, 9:03pm Bird Flu will kill us all!!!!!!
| QUOTE (Mr S @ Jan 19 2005, 09:58 PM) |
| QUOTE (shooter @ Jan 19 2005, 09:23 PM) | I DON'T TAKE DRUGS!
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You don't need any.. Imagine what you would be like if you did! :crazy: |
imagine him drunk he would kill someone and as for anything else i dont think the world is ready for that
Safe as fuck!
i did make an unfounded assumption about shooter (probably based on his freakin obscene behaviour) for which i apologised for.. ofcourse he forgot to include that in his quote. Anyway if he cant accept the apology and get over it then i guess its his own fault, in a way he's cunt of his own day :|)
808Posted: 20 Jan 2005, 12:12am 8thRULE: If this is u'r 1st nite @ FIGHTCLUB, u HAVE 2 fight
| QUOTE (shooter @ Jan 20 2005, 01:51 AM) |
| QUOTE (Noddy @ Jan 20 2005, 12:22 AM) | | QUOTE (callamath @ Jan 19 2005, 11:03 PM) | | QUOTE (Mr S @ Jan 19 2005, 09:58 PM) | | QUOTE (shooter @ Jan 19 2005, 09:23 PM) | I DON'T TAKE DRUGS!
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You don't need any.. Imagine what you would be like if you did! :crazy: |
imagine him drunk he would kill someone and as for anything else i dont think the world is ready for that |
He can start by killing whoever fucked up his hair!!! |
At least my FULL HEAD OF HAIR was able to get fucked up! |
are they talking about ya head hair? cos if i did that, fuck yer i would want him to kill me! ;)
The way they used to do it...
The Cunt of the Day goes to my work"mate" Pete...
Apon arrival at the office I notice my printer is out of paper..I replenished paper..noticed it was printing out the sent/received listing of emails from my Outlook..checked print queue; time of print = 6.15pm last night...bit strange considering I logged off, and left way before then last night. I knew who it would be - I hate this bloke - biggest wanker u could ever know...what a pussy!
My boss did not ask for him to do this. -This is a personal interest thing for Pete...apparently his life with his fat wife and six horrendously ugly children are not keeping him occupied and he would rather snoop around my computer - after hours - he should finish at 5.30pm, using my password which I stupidly let him have to go through my settings.
Well password is changed now - and after confronting him about it and maximising the amount of embarassment I could cause him, then watching him go red in the face, as I glared at him directly in the eyes while he was stuttering and stammering about "doing a scan..on err..the e-mail settings and usage of internet at work er uh urrm..." I think he'll think twice next time he has nothing better to do than invade someone's privacy...Seriously - some people must have boring lives :blink:
so much fun...
thats pretty bad jive bunny - nothing worse than the invasion of ones privacy
MaydayPosted: 21 Jan 2005, 11:54am Mouse trapper
Id be reporting that HR...
Thats a serious issue.
SpadgePosted: 21 Jan 2005, 11:55am Cheer Cheer The Black & The White!
ive been on holidays and come back to work to be told that my boss was checking out my work PC while i was away...
just means ya have to make sure that you have no incriminating evidence on your PC
especially when your on leave
The way they used to do it...
Its Bog!
Unfortunately though small compan, no HR...I'm thinking of reporting it to the MD.
This bloke is always snooping around my shit...he's spoken about the results of a medical I did to the ENTIRE office...a blatant breach of what should be confidential to me & the OH&S officer - which is not him.
He tries to sabotage me in any way he can..but acts all nice as well - fuckin psycho styles.
B| B| B|
Why the hell cant I ever get a normal job with normal workmates??? I'm smack bang in the middle of a fuckin freakshow goddamnit!
Aspiring Pornstar & Lucy Pinder Wannabee!
| QUOTE (Spadge @ Jan 21 2005, 12:55 PM) |
ive been on holidays and come back to work to be told that my boss was checking out my work PC while i was away...
just means ya have to make sure that you have no incriminating evidence on your PC especially when your on leave |
yeah i learnt that the hard way :nugget:
The way they used to do it...
| QUOTE (Schnookie @ Jan 21 2005, 01:06 PM) |
| QUOTE (Jive Bunny @ Jan 21 2005, 01:01 PM) | | Why the hell cant I ever get a normal job? |
I'll let you stand on my corner with me three nights of the week if you like.... You can't have monday - thursday though, they're spadges days.. |
U pimpin Mofo U! :lol: :tongue:
I think I'll keep my day job Schnookie as much as I've dreamt about being your bitch... :w00t: generous offer though!
raver
i nominate random customers that act like dero cunts because shopping @ my store is the only thing that these dickheads leave home for :excl:
"hey Cleatus i have $10 so il get $40 worth of groceries and leave $30 @ the register while making people wait" fukn tossers >:| get a life or die properly :)
so much fun...
ahh, so good to see that customer service is still alive and well :wink: :tongue:
MaydayPosted: 8 Feb 2005, 10:36am Mouse trapper
Get over it everyone... No need to "refresh" anything.
Carry on please.
freestyle entertainment
"Cunt of the day, Whos got your goat?"
who the fuck has got my goat? I get out of bed, grab some carrots from the fridge to feed my goaty-oat, get outside, and some CUNT OF THE DAY has untied the lil fokker
was it you Shooter? or MAyday? or James M? Whoever it is gets my vote for cunt of the day! :troop:
SpadgePosted: 8 Feb 2005, 12:27pm Cheer Cheer The Black & The White!
new zealanders fuck sheep not goats
NoddyPosted: 8 Feb 2005, 12:37pm Ya fooken' dickhead!
Seriously..... Shooter is a loser!
JamesMPosted: 8 Feb 2005, 1:42pm Rave mogul
:lol:
Now you're stepping a fine line buddy...
Oh, Jesus, you people take the internet so seriously :cry: :lol:
Catsy!Posted: 28 Apr 2006, 2:24pm ~I HATE you... Fuck Off~
Cunt cunt... you raving munt!!
Fried. Aye Aye Captain
whos bringing the caviear (sP)
Tek-Head
hahaha where has this thread been all my life
Pearl Jam - Live in Adelaide Nov 21
this thread is an emo's paradise
Catsy!Posted: 28 Apr 2006, 3:39pm ~I HATE you... Fuck Off~
hehe... cunt of the day.. and see betterman in the active thread as last poster!!
Gold! hehe
SiGOPosted: 28 Apr 2006, 3:42pm Boss of swings mate! IDST!!
Cunt of the day goes to my fucking head.
In absolute fucking agony right now.
Pearl Jam - Live in Adelaide Nov 21
QUOTE(Catsy! @ Apr 28 2006, 04:39 PM)
hehe... cunt of the day.. and see betterman in the active thread as last poster!!
Gold! hehe
your the pussy catsy not me :kiss:
Pearl Jam - Live in Adelaide Nov 21
QUOTE(Catsy! @ Apr 28 2006, 04:49 PM)
I thort you blocked me biatch!!
and dont i know i have a pussy catsy!!! :wink: :kiss: :gasp: :grin:
blocking someone still shows they posted, an just says 'catsy mad ea post, click here to view it', rather than completely not showing your posts, so it wasnt really worth it. hopefully theyll fix it soon though so it wont show you made one at all :thumbsup:
Catsy!Posted: 2 May 2006, 8:55pm ~I HATE you... Fuck Off~
Fucking Petrol prices.... cunts of the damn year.. Grrrrrr
Yoda's Love Child
.... whoever gave me this temperature n sore back.... cunts
alessiPosted: 2 May 2006, 9:05pm yes
CUNT of the day going out to people who cant make a simple decision about anything... just take a fukn risk will ya!!!! >:|
oink
FUCK THAT! Indecisivness (sp?) is a god given right...its not my fucking fault that maccas have so much to choose from!
alessiPosted: 2 May 2006, 9:09pm yes
WELL YOU ARE A CUNT THEN!!
MinkyPosted: 5 May 2006, 9:55am "Warm it up...The boys are waiting!"
....WORK!!!.....fukin canadian rig manager call me up and fukin swear at me!!! CUNT! Dont you dare ruin my Friday!!!
CourtzPosted: 5 May 2006, 10:02am ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The stupid bitch I have to work with *stabs* *rips her head off* >:| :sneaky: :grr:
And she tried to steal my fucking desk before >:| FUCK OFF!!!!
mellyPosted: 16 May 2006, 1:06pm
Matsumoto RangikuQUOTE(SiGO @ May 16 2006, 01:05 PM)
Cunt of the day today goes to the fucking moron next to me for interrupting me every couple of minutes during my lunch break, even coming into the lunch room to ask questions. ASK SOMEONE ELSE YOU STUPID FUCK!
And he wonders why I'm so short with my answers. Jesus!

joooooooooohn can you fix something for me?
log onto the LAN says:
i want to fuck her in the burns unit
log onto the LAN says:
'i slowly unpeeled her soft bandages'
log onto the LAN says:
'gently caressing the scolded flesh'
log onto the LAN says:
god i feel sick
...Heavenly...QUOTE(~:Betty:~ @ May 16 2006, 01:03 PM)
put in a complaint to your uni. It is his JOB to offer you support and stuff... he isn't doing his job.
Perhaps speak to other students and see if they are having the same issues, If they are... all of you should complain.
Yeah, he's like it to all the students he has....It's his sort of work ethic - he wants us to come up with everything....which we are, we just need a few critical questions answered that he's being slack with...
He hasn't been THAT bad before...but lately he's slacking off...NOT HAPPY!
....... GINEY CREW .........
slidePosted: 16 May 2006, 1:34pm
u smellanyone interested in becoming my cunt of the day, p.m me..
prerequisists : breathing, legs, cunt.
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gigs
SiGOPosted: 16 May 2006, 1:35pm
Iron Pants?!sold!
JJ - "you couldn't just sell RA archives on ebay"