Test they give job applicants in Japan

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Test they give job applicants in Japan, can you get them all across the river?

BettermanPosted: 26 Aug 2005, 1:17pm

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So you think you are a genius? Prove it?

Before you click on the link, read the rules THOROUGHLY...

http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

The rules are:

Click on link then click on blue circle. Use the rules below. This is
going to rack your brain, but it can be done! For those of
you who are not going to even understand the rules (you know who you
are) get someone to explain them to you.

Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan:
"Everybody has to cross the river".

The following rules apply:

-Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
-The father cannot stay with any of the daughters without their
mother's presence
-The mother can not stay with any of the sons
without their father's presence
-The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there
-Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to
operate the raft

To start click on the big blue circle on the right. To
move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the
pole on the opposite side of the river.

I have almost figured it out i only have 1 boy left to bring across...

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BettermanPosted: 26 Aug 2005, 1:31pm

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update: I got IT! took a total of around 10 mins, try beat that

hint - the officer is very useful

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jjcoolausPosted: 26 Aug 2005, 1:34pm

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but the officer can't be without the crim, thats what i can't work out

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:34 PM)

but the officer can't be without the crim, thats what i can't work out

HINT: you can take the crim across and leave him there by himself, go back an bring a parent across, then go back with the parent and leave the officer an crim across

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jjcoolausPosted: 26 Aug 2005, 1:43pm

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how can you - u can't do that because mum can't be left alone with the sons & vice versa for dad

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QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 01:40 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:34 PM)

but the officer can't be without the crim, thats what i can't work out

HINT: you can take the crim across and leave him there by himself, go back an bring a parent across, then go back with the parent and leave the officer an crim across

But if you do that, you leave the parent with one of the (sons or daughters). Which wont let you.

Im left with a father and two sons, the cop and the thief..

So pretty much everyone.

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i still can't fucking work it out....
this is really starting to piss me off!

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:43 PM)

how can you - u can't do that because mum can't be left alone with the sons & vice versa for dad

lol i said it wrong. think carefully. once you get a parent or cop or thief across, doesnt mean they stay there they may have to come back

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:53 PM)

i still can't fucking work it out....
this is really starting to piss me off!

ok heres hint to get you started, take the cop an thief across, come back with cop, take a kid over with cop, come back with cop an thief....take it from there

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hahaha Fuck, now i have forgotten how to do it..

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Wow if i bothered looking at my computer science notes id be able to do this i think..

im too smart to bother though

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QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 01:56 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:53 PM)

i still can't fucking work it out....
this is really starting to piss me off!

ok heres hint to get you started, take the cop an thief across, come back with cop, take a kid over with cop, come back with cop an thief....take it from there

yeah ok so you get one kid across - what does that achieve - the theif can't be left alone on either side of the river

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:00 PM)

QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 01:56 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:53 PM)

i still can't fucking work it out....
this is really starting to piss me off!

ok heres hint to get you started, take the cop an thief across, come back with cop, take a kid over with cop, come back with cop an thief....take it from there

yeah ok so you get one kid across - what does that achieve - the theif can't be left alone on either side of the river

yes you can, you just cant leave him with any family members, he can stand there by himself. bring him back to the other side with the cop an use a parent to get more kids over

i remember when, yeah
i thought i knew everything, oh yeah
let's say knowledge is a tree, yeah
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Ahh this one is a definate brain strainer!!!!
Any tips???

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QUOTE (Shanny @ Aug 26 2005, 02:05 PM)

Ahh this one is a definate brain strainer!!!!
Any tips???

its a trick game, cant be done. Thats my hint.

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QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 02:02 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:00 PM)

QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 01:56 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:53 PM)

i still can't fucking work it out....
this is really starting to piss me off!

ok heres hint to get you started, take the cop an thief across, come back with cop, take a kid over with cop, come back with cop an thief....take it from there

yeah ok so you get one kid across - what does that achieve - the theif can't be left alone on either side of the river

yes you can, you just cant leave him with any family members, he can stand there by himself. bring him back to the other side with the cop an use a parent to get more kids over

nope coz there are still 2 parents & 3 kids on the other side - now if you take a parent you can't coz they can't be left alone with a child of the oppositte sex

and i can't use the cop to bring a parent across the theif can't be left alone

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This is driving me crazy!
It's one of those things that you get annoyed with doing it but because you have started you are determined to FINISH IT!!!!!!

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i've managed to get the 2 boys and the girl across, leaving me with the 2 parents, one girl, the theif & the cop - i'm stuck again.

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:09 PM)

QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 02:02 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:00 PM)

QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 01:56 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:53 PM)

i still can't fucking work it out....
this is really starting to piss me off!

ok heres hint to get you started, take the cop an thief across, come back with cop, take a kid over with cop, come back with cop an thief....take it from there

yeah ok so you get one kid across - what does that achieve - the theif can't be left alone on either side of the river

yes you can, you just cant leave him with any family members, he can stand there by himself. bring him back to the other side with the cop an use a parent to get more kids over

1 - cop & thief
2 - cop
3 - cop boy
4 - cop theif
5 - mum dad
6 - dad boy
7 - dad
8 - dad mum
9 - mum

here's a good start. keep going from here JJ

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Got... Do one gender at a time and use the copper alot.

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too easy. 1 minute

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now that you've got the 2 boys & dad across, you can get mum & daughter across, but then you can't come back

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QUOTE (ProfessaB @ Aug 26 2005, 02:19 PM)

too easy. 1 minute

lol

After 1 minute, you where having a whinge.

Poor JJ..

I sold the thief handcuffs for smack so he could get across, and the mum gave me a blowie so she and the fine daughters are across, the dad and the cop are gay, so they can stay on that part of the island...

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:20 PM)

now that you've got the 2 boys & dad across, you can get mum & daughter across, but then you can't come back

use the cop, but remember u gotta take theif with u

hint: finish it the same way you start it

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QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 02:13 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:09 PM)

QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 02:02 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:00 PM)

QUOTE (Betterman @ Aug 26 2005, 01:56 PM)

QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 01:53 PM)

i still can't fucking work it out....
this is really starting to piss me off!

ok heres hint to get you started, take the cop an thief across, come back with cop, take a kid over with cop, come back with cop an thief....take it from there

yeah ok so you get one kid across - what does that achieve - the theif can't be left alone on either side of the river

yes you can, you just cant leave him with any family members, he can stand there by himself. bring him back to the other side with the cop an use a parent to get more kids over

1 - cop & thief
2 - cop
3 - cop boy
4 - cop theif
5 - mum dad
6 - dad boy
7 - dad
8 - dad mum
9 - mum

here's a good start. keep going from here JJ

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I GOT IT!!! Yay

Now i tried to do it again and have no idea how the hell i did it!!

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yep makes sense shanny

i got this far: (and still stuck)

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lol yeah i wrote it wrong, you cant do it that way

cmon ppl, keep pluggin an youl get it

i can do it in 1 min now

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 02:32 PM)

yep makes sense shanny

i got this far: (and still stuck)

leave the Crim

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did it in 5 mins first time, but now i cant bloody remember how i did it!!!

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I got it again different to how i got it before so yet again i have no idea!!! im trying to write it down when i do it now but keep stuffing up

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whoot... not that hard at all... theif and the copper were the last to "stay" across... lets see if i can do it again

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here's the main solution ive mapped it out, not sure if you can do it another way but this is how i do it

READ : IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SOLUTION THEN STOP READING THIS POST. Even glancing below won't help you so unless you actually look at this and read it, it won't give the solution away

C + T >
C <
C + B>
C + T<
F + B>
F <
F + M >
M <
C + T >
F <
M + F >
M<
M + G >
C + T <
C + G >
C <
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fucked if i can do it a second time..

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i only completed it after reading BM's solution, but that's cheating, so i guess i didn't.

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QUOTE (jjcoolaus @ Aug 26 2005, 03:16 PM)

i only completed it after reading BM's solution, but that's cheating, so i guess i didn't.

if you can do it again now on your own, then you've done it

i remember when, yeah
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hah i sent that link on to some workmates thinking i wouldn't attempt it cause i had work to do but i had to have a go, got it out in under 10 luckily, or my timesheet might have looked a bit blank for the afternoon

Shouldn't have spoiled the solution, it was entertaining watching JJ doing his head in

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QUOTE (Lasermad @ Aug 26 2005, 03:41 PM)

Shouldn't have spoiled the solution, it was entertaining watching JJ doing his head in

yeh but i did it because we don't want him to get pissed off before anthems.........or do we

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I need more sleep ... i thought the thread title was " test the blow job applicants in Japan "

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this is easy. u guys are so stupid.

clue: nothing stopping both parents going across on raft at same time.

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QUOTE (Phunkii @ Aug 26 2005, 05:13 PM)

I need more sleep ... i thought the thread title was " test the blow job applicants in Japan "

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QUOTE (wojtek @ Aug 27 2005, 01:03 PM)

Is it just me or does it look like they're saluting hitler when you complete it?

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haha, nice work for about 5mins -

HEIL HITLER - thats what it looks like when complete

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PrattyPosted: 27 Aug 2005, 3:37pm

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Why do they all start raving once over the other side!

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teeshaPosted: 27 Aug 2005, 3:48pm

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hehe... i did it in about 3 minutes....

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MmmarissaPosted: 27 Aug 2005, 4:33pm

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wow... some poeple on here are pretty good thinkers! I did it in 6mins 20secs! Im proud of that.. i think... but now my brain hurts! oh wel- at least its saturday! not too early to crack open a bottle now is it?

yeabi yeabi

MagiK_MarKPosted: 27 Aug 2005, 4:39pm

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It's never too early!!!

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PenguinPosted: 27 Aug 2005, 5:12pm

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All I can say is that's one abusive family! God damn they need some Jerry Springer airtime! The dad beats his little girls, I mean c'mon, that's just weird

The milky bars are on me! YEAH!

tweakPosted: 27 Aug 2005, 10:32pm

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QUOTE (Phunkii @ Aug 26 2005, 05:13 PM)

**Hides under desk**

umm.. this is my desk.. im hiding here from Snuffleupagus.

this family is fucked, the theif is fucked, its all fucked. either that or im stoopid.

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tweakPosted: 27 Aug 2005, 10:43pm

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BOH...! 20 something minutes of extreme stress, profanitys and elephants. not long after my dummy spit i got it without reading the cheat sheet.. yay

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asylumPosted: 29 Aug 2005, 8:54am

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1) cop & stripe, 2) cop, 3) cop & girl1, 4) cop & stripe, 5) mom & girl2, 6) mom, 7) mom & dad, 8) dad, 9) cop & stripe, 10) mom, 11) mom & dad, 12) dad, 13) dad & boy1, 14) cop & stripe, 15) cop & boy2, 16) cop, 17) cop & stripe

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