NSFW: Best porn film opening

Started by Bongo · 25 Jun 2005 · 12 posts survive · look for it on the Wayback Machine

NSFW: Best porn film opening, Ever!

BongoPosted: 25 Jun 2005, 7:55pm

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LightningChyldPosted: 25 Jun 2005, 7:57pm

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StonedAgainPosted: 25 Jun 2005, 8:01pm

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Hey lady, did you order a pizza with pepperoni, well heres the pizza and *zip * heres the pepperoni, lmgdfao

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SzymonPosted: 25 Jun 2005, 8:02pm

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goodevening...was that one large hawaiian pizza with cheesy crust?

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rockshow girlPosted: 25 Jun 2005, 8:04pm

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QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Jun 25 2005, 07:57 PM)

I 'ave come to clean ze pool!

Ahhh an oldy but a goody

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LightningChyldPosted: 25 Jun 2005, 8:24pm

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EWWWWW Szymon!

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Trav666Posted: 26 Jun 2005, 5:38pm

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nah worse are the porn movies where they are an 'audition for a porn movie'. i mean sheesh dont bother even trying to make something up huh, lol

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DJ BenPosted: 26 Jun 2005, 6:02pm

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SpadgePosted: 27 Jun 2005, 12:52am

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golden porn intro!
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TCBPosted: 27 Jun 2005, 1:29am

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asylumPosted: 27 Jun 2005, 8:31am

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cammyxxooPosted: 27 Jun 2005, 10:25am

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They might want to think about this tho... scientifically proven...

http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050606/full/050606-5.html

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