Will the real Alison Bell, Please stand up?

WILL THE REAL ALISON BELL PLEASE STAND UP?


Yes, well... I'm sure some of you after straining your brains for hours on end, have figured out It was me.
Who am I? Shooter? Noddy? Lucas York? Well if you still haven't figured it out your dumber than I thought.

I created Alison Bell, for the purpose or gaining a few phone numbers, but I made the mistake of making a few posts.
Suddenly guys are messaging me, and Alison Bell has blown up.

The amount of attention is incredible. I honestly can't believe how desperate some of you guy's are and how jealous some of you girl's are.

I think allot of you drilled yourselves. I didn't even have to try. It was that easy. The easiest score by far.

I got over 10 messages the first day. I had over 20 people add me to msn. I will be letting out the truth. I’ll let you see what guy’s and girl’s say have written to me. I’m not going to mention people who were nice to me, because that ain’t funny.

Rockshow girl – She added me. She’s been very nice.
Ash – He’s been nice. Tho someone emailed me saying, sorry I missed you, catch up with you soon. NOW THAT’S DESPERATE! But I don’t think it was you
DJ’s PLEASE GUYS, YOUR NOT THAT SPECIAL. I DO NOT WANNA SEE YOU MIX. GET OVER IT.
NODDY – HAHA I GOT YA MATE!! But I like Noddy; He’s been pretty good to me, so therefore anything he told me will not be revealed.

ADRIAN V – He worked out who I was quicker than anyone, mainly because he had both my msn accounts on and saw me switching in-between, because I couldn’t be arsed using Trillian.

electronica1generation – PAT – Oh man, you really need to learn to keep your mouth shut.
You told me I was up myself? Jesus Christ man, all you did was talk about how good at djing you are and how you can bench press more than me. It was sad. I’ll let you know also, after speaking to EVO GIRL? She told me her friend fucked you over countless times. Im not sure If you knew, she was laughing about it, and I actually thought It was mean. I’ll post it later.
Pat was first on the mark to talk about sex with Alison, ask about her being bisexual, see if she was into casual sex. You made me realise how negative some people are towards others. I won’t even post half the stuff you wrote to me. You ain’t that bad tho.

Thank you to the 5-6 Bisexual women who added me, some whom are not members of RA but guests …. I now have your naked photos ï?Š ooooo see what I do with them.

Pratty was pretty quick to move but generally a very nice and offering person. I can’t say much more about him.

Mayday – Matt? Very nice guy is all I can say.
Oddy – Not so bad.. only offered me my name @ heaven. :P
James M – Well I only got the date offer for the SADMAS. Thank you, but not thank you.
Phunkii – mmm Thanks for the messages but get over making remarks randomly about me. They’re boring.

Evo Girl – No shit this breaks my heart to expose her, but she’s so fucken depressing.
I mean this girl had to nerve to tell me, Oh I hate Lucas and she doesn’t even know me. He wants me and I blocked him. LOL… Im sitting there going WTF.
IM GONNA EXPOSE YOU NOW!
Let’s see, at some moments I wish I was Alison, because Evo Girl wanted to try being with a girl and I admit, I’d fuck her. But eh!
Here are some quotes to random questions, have a laugh.
“i love the pretty blonde boys, metro's that are rich n have style.. but havent met a normal one yet, there pretty fucked in the head, but i'll keep trying.. wat about u???â€?
power raver aka Mike read this.“nah my best friend was seeing him last yr, he has a g/f too, n he's not my type, the guy has no future goals, like he basically lives for the rave scene, n i dont go for that no prospects wat so everâ€?

Pat – Read this - oh that patrick my best friend fucked him ova so many times he hates us & yea he turns out ok in some photos but real life ewwww, he was just good for free tix (6)
Oddy – “oddy is a feral i reckonâ€? & mmmm he;s a bit of a old sleeze bag, makes me n magda feel +o(
Random - yea, i prefer the classy stuff now!!!

Let me tell you honey, you can’t buy class. Your from the NORTH. LOL.

are u very label conscious?? coz i am, wont wear anything without a good label

She was the most entertaining one of you all I reckon.

Funshine – OMG. You are the biggest tool I’ve come across other than GEM.
She bagged nearly every guy on RA< call you all UGLY and is super JEALOUS of Alison Bell.
G no, he has a big nose, trucker no
quazza is the cutest
noddy is but he's married with kids
lucaslork is a male model. but hes ugly as and a wanker
G is yuk he is smooth with his words, but ewww'
no ra boys have muscles at all - they r fat or way to skinny
and in that thread wen gem said that stuf bout the boys, she said it cuz of wat was said bout the girls being ugly - i dont like her, but she i think she was jus bein a bitch cuz of wat was said

I’m amazed how you actually think everyone’s ugly and your ok. I’m not sure what guy fucken told you, you were attractive but he must have been off his FACE. PERIOD.

Rob – I do not want to come over & watch DVDS.

G - not at all , i am just having a laugh...just some info on a guy on RA that everyone hates... and found out that someone REAL BAD wants to kill him... if funny if you knew the guy

If It’s true, you’re a wanker for even saying anything. Give the person a message and tell him instead if being a pussy like you and telling everyone, to actually come and try something. I won’t mention other names of people who fed me this bullshit.

Gem – You’re a fucken idiot. You think your so fucken good, but you’re a total fucken tool. A LOT OF PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU. Infact more people HATE you than me I think. Your ugly and your PERSONALITY SUCKS. Your so fucken JEALOUS or every other girl It’s fucken SAD. GET A LIFE YOU KNOB. Alison was trying to HARD? AS if the guys just fell into her lap. Your so sad, I can’t get over how jealous you are. Fuck off overseas already. Seriously… you made me laugh with your lameness.
Oh and Gem call you all ugly also. She stressed on the fact if I had seen any of you and I said I didn’t care.
Heres a message from GEM. I think you need to remove your head from your sphincter and realise that Im only tring to protect your reputation.. Noone wants to be labeled a slut and believe me there have been plenty! (present company excluded).
Do you REALLY know what those guys look like?? Because obviously you're (yes that is the CORRECT spelling- check your posts!) only in it for the publicity! bwhahah welcome to RA honey!


Anyway.I honestly couldn’t handle a million guy’s messaging me. I think I know now why most of you can’t even pull women. You all try way too hard. Some of you were very nice. I’ll give you that much.

I hope you had an interesting read or laugh. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS ï?Š


LY

P.S. I can’t be arsed mentioning who very person that messaged me was, but most of the guy’s did…
PSS _ THANKS FOR THE FRESH SHOUT OUTS TO ALISON BELL AND THE THREADS.

lol

I'll pay that.

Ha, at least I didn't get in over my head! Go team James.

Mods, dont lock this - I think this should go down as one the all time greatest zings

For the record, I figured it was Lucas due to the constant use of :P

lucas you are the funniest man alive and next time i see you out i am going to buy you a beer!!!

I think you just dug yourself a bigger hole dude...

more people dislike gem than you lucas? fuck you are a tool!

QUOTE (JamesM @ Apr 1 2005, 01:28 PM)

For the record, I figured it was Lucas due to the constant use of :P

I noticed that ..... and the typing on msn was way too quick for any chik ...

Phunnii

so do you still want ya name on the door at heaven ?

im not reading that! i refuse..
alison bell is real, she has to be! special place in my heart for ya ali!

XOOXOXO..

thats fucking quality, top work, i do however think you have some major psychological( i used spellcheck for this word) issues

LMAO BEN !!

Fair effort.

Edit- Yup think Dimi got it spot on

This post has been edited by Stryke: Apr 1 2005, 01:34 PM

Dude... you really need to find a hobby of some sorts. Stamp collecting maybe? That said, you did pull this off pretty fuckin well.

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Apr 1 2005, 01:33 PM)

thats fucking quality, top work, i do however think you have some major psychological( i used spellcheck for this word) issues

agreed but fuck that is well funny

me and harass were gonna hit that shit from the back!

QUOTE (Odyssey @ Apr 1 2005, 01:32 PM)

so do you still want ya name on the door at heaven ?

Yep every week. :P


Is this thread PLATINUM?

Don't make me think of another IDEA :P Hence why I asked for everyones number!! The next one is MASSIVE!

But I was thinking this may be my last. Im sick of people misjudging me. Im pretty nice if you've met me. I think anyway.


Oh ALex, Wild :P haha

Happy April Fools :D

The question remains though, who the f*** is the chick in that picture

who was the chick lucas, fkn gorgious! u DID well on pic selection!

to his credit, as much of a fuktard as u are, u did well. it was good seeing peoples reaction to this, both girls and guys.
an RA social experiment if u will..
i must have been 1 of the only people who didnt pm ya!


p.s, ur still a retard wanker who needs a good smack in the head.. as if no one has hit this bloke yet!

Fucking cheeky mother fucker...... I will pay that though! Quality!

QUOTE (alexb618 @ Apr 1 2005, 01:34 PM)

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Apr 1 2005, 01:33 PM) thats fucking quality, top work, i do however think you have some major psychological( i used spellcheck for this word)  issues agreed but fuck that is well funny

i'm not disputing that fact ahahaha

I'm pretty much with Bedlam on this one...

Lucas, you did fucking billiantly to pull that off - sucked in a lot of people. Big ups. I personally reckon you could've done it a little bit better, particularly with you big post below (it's a bit hard to make sense of...but nevermind).

1st class zing, the best i've seen!

However, shit dude - you must have a lot of time on your hands hey. Are you OK in the head?

You're a crack up! Funny thing is, he's not on drugs....

GOLD!

QUOTE (JamesM @ Apr 1 2005, 01:36 PM)

1st class zing, the best i've seen!

i agree this is the biggest zing in ra's history

and who would have thought that honour would have been bestowed upon lucas york of all people

QUOTE (archon99 @ Apr 1 2005, 01:35 PM)

The question remains though, who the f*** is the chick in that picture

im with Mal

QUOTE (slide @ Apr 1 2005, 01:35 PM)

who was the chick lucas, fkn gorgious! u DID well on pic selection! to his credit, as much of a fuktard as u are, u did well. it was good seeing peoples reaction to this, both girls and guys. an RA social experiment if u will.. i must have been 1 of the only people who didnt pm ya! p.s, ur still a retard wanker who needs a good smack in the head.. as if no one has hit this bloke yet!

ha ha...

She's a friend from perth. I actually choose her because I thought she was OK .... but it seems she was better than OK.

Anyway im off. I cant wait to log on later and read all the posts.

":D

merged the two threads since they were identical..

cant work it out you come up with a fucking top zing yet you cant even make a simple post on a forum... fucking doooshbag

Jesus man..

James, I typed that up just then in like 10 minutes. I cant be arsed. I actually tried not to log on her msn much because id get so many messages.
I currently have 9 people messaging me on MSN, thank you for all the support.

Im glad most of you see the funny side of this :D

C u later
:D

its bbecause he is really really really ridiculously goodlooking

Lucas sometimes i have doubted you but today you have zinged alot of RA better than anyone has ever zinged them before

i congratulate you
Well done mate
this thread will make the gold threads list without a doubt and it deserves it

PS. Admins knew from the get-go that it was you.. we matched IP addresses and modem etc. plus time of posts and swapping between alison and mr fact

we didnt want to mention it because it was funny

once again thank you

hahahaha!!!!

four full pages of classic bullshit in a smdige over 1.5 hours!!!!

PURE GOLD!

this is growing so fast I can't keep up with it.

what a blinder of a thread - more bitchy than any Tuesday I've ever seen!

QUOTE (alisonbell @ Apr 1 2005, 04:14 PM)

Oh one thing I'll add is someone did bag the "pink sluts" Thats all I will say. =| I might dig through some logs and see if I missed anything!

Yeh lets so who else isnt keeping it real! We've already found one rat

Oh and we havent go to Rob yet have we?

Yeah, but we all would've expected that from Rob! So it's not that amusing...hehehe, well it still is...but you know...

This has been the best Friday afternoon at work in a long long time!!

It just keeps on giving.

I would seriously change sides for you right now Lucas. So damn hot right now!!!

QUOTE (JamesM @ Apr 1 2005, 03:19 PM)

Yeah, but we all would've expected that from Rob! So it's not that amusing...hehehe, well it still is...but you know... This has been the best Friday afternoon at work in a long long time!!

Absolutely, at least now I have a good excuse for not working!

...Sorry manager, Gold thread in progress!

This is like one of those moments in history you can't miss...

Moon landing
Twin Towers
Saddam capture
Alison Bell Gold thread

QUOTE (Noddy @ Apr 1 2005, 03:20 PM)

It just keeps on giving. I would seriously change sides for you right now Lucas. So damn hot right now!!!

QUOTE (JamesM @ Apr 1 2005, 03:19 PM)

This has been the best Friday afternoon at work in a long long time!!

totally agree - once again quality entertainment

oh my golly I dont check RA for a few hours and shit hits the fan....


i dont know you Lucas but man you got everyone sucked in...


THUMBS UP!!


LUCAS YORK SOO HOT RIGHT NOW

QUOTE (Raver1 @ Apr 1 2005, 03:22 PM)

This is like one of those moments in history you can't miss... Moon landing Twin Towers Saddam capture Alison Bell Gold thread

haha

QUOTE (Noddy @ Apr 1 2005, 03:20 PM)

It just keeps on giving. I would seriously change sides for you right now Lucas. So damn hot right now!!!

bwwwwwwwahahahahaha,

this seriously has been the best thing iv read on RA, since its inception.

and it just keeps getting better n better!

More posting from logs, but I will not reveal the people.

Ally Belly most the girls on RA are serious slappers

Ally Belly peace baby is a babe

"i dont like gem, very very very very rude!"

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Ally Belly i dont like blondie tho
Ally Belly she uses her looks too much and it pisses me off. all the guys give free drinks and dont realise theyre getting used
Ally Belly i suppose its their fault for being weak minded fools lol
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" from me sorry, just saying what people said... i think your nice "

Ill try dig up more, logs r massive!! I gotta go now.. so another time..





edited: ya know the rules lucas dork

This is up there, but not the best.

The best was Drew HEREBY REBUKING ODDYSEY AND HIS CORRUPT CREW.

QUOTE (alisonbell @ Apr 1 2005, 03:27 PM)

Ill try dig up more, logs r massive!! I gotta go now.. so another time..

Ring in sick!

You must stay to feed our addiction!

This post has been edited by Raver1 on Apr 1 2005, 03:31 PM

Rob has a big stack of DVD's

is that code for your hung trucker?

lucas i love you

when noddy's finished can i be next?

QUOTE (alisonbell @ Apr 1 2005, 04:27 PM)

More posting from logs, but I will not reveal the people. Ally Belly  most the girls on RA are serious slappers Ally Belly  peace baby is a babe "i dont like gem, very very very very rude!" ------------ Ally Belly  i dont like blondie tho Ally Belly  she uses her looks too much and it pisses me off. all the guys give free drinks and dont realise theyre getting used Ally Belly  i suppose its their fault for being weak minded fools lol -------------------------------- " from me sorry, just saying what people said... i think your nice " Ill try dig up more, logs r massive!! I gotta go now.. so another time..

You softy cunt Lucas? You can say what Funshine and Gem etc said but you are not naming names now? Weak!

Hang on for a second.. so this Alison Bell chick IS real somewhere?

Hit a brother up with some contact details! I'm willing to move to Perth!

QUOTE (alisonbell @ Apr 1 2005, 03:27 PM)

More posting from logs, but I will not reveal the people. Ally Belly  most the girls on RA are serious slappers Ally Belly  peace baby is a babe "i dont like gem, very very very very rude!" ------------ Ally Belly  i dont like blondie tho Ally Belly  she uses her looks too much and it pisses me off. all the guys give free drinks and dont realise theyre getting used Ally Belly  i suppose its their fault for being weak minded fools lol -------------------------------- " from me sorry, just saying what people said... i think your nice " Ill try dig up more, logs r massive!! I gotta go now.. so another time..

Names or STFU!!

Way rough to say that about Blondey though, whoever did. I've found her the least likely person to use her looks out of anyone on here.

Poor form.

This post has been edited by reewind on Apr 1 2005, 03:42 PM

Yeah ... i barely know Blondey and Princess D but they're full nice chikkies

QUOTE (reewind @ Apr 1 2005, 03:32 PM)

Way rough to say that about Blondey though, whoever did. I find her the least likely person to use her looks out of anyone on here. Poor form.

I agree wholeheartedly Mike!
Blondey is a top chick- intelligent & funny & highly articulate!

This is just like looking at a fat chick with her g string showing, you know you shouldn't look, but you just can't help it !!!

Here are some of the welcoming messages I got.

Err I ain't mentioning names... SORRY... I like her, I know her.. Im just pasting what someone said to me. gezzz


G - Well you have certainly sparked some interest

Thought it would be wrong of me not to join in

So welcome to RA, I am your very friendly Admin.. here at your service.. how did you come across our fine site?


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Pratty

Hi there. Was just around at Oddys and noticed pretty well everyone was pming you. Well I was just wondering why is it that i have added you to my msn the other day but yet your never on it. I was gunna ask you to come join us all at my club Soda Room on the weekend and meet some crew. Any way leave you to it, im sure youve got lots of boys to reply to

By the way my msn is [email removed] if you wanna chat cos its way faster than this stoopid pm stuff!

Pratty.

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Funshine
i added you on msn!
[email removed]


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Mayday
Hey,

I would just like to say I reckon youre doing alright, with all the bitchiness being thrown about the place...

Oh, and btw, Im not hitting on you and Im not going to offer you a "seat" at the music awards. I actually live in Melbourne so none of thats going to happen..

Cheers,
Matt
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Oddy
oi oi

just jokes on the board .. dont take offence to anything ..

Im Kristian .. Odyssey .. If your keen to come to heaven on Thursday (after the mojo piss up) let me know n ill put ya name on the door ..
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Pat - Implus
Hi you doing

Ive added you to my msn list caus i want it big!

Hope you dont mind, if you do than my apologies.

Pat

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Walshy
welcome to the board

every other guy has probably sent you a PM so i thought, why not

your so hot right now , check the thread counter

any relation to lucas?
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Pratty -
Sorry about today with the lucas shit. I rang Mal who is a friend of mine and yeah he knows you so whos the stoopid one now.....ME!:shear:

Guess I owe you a few free drink cards next Friday for the Echo / Fabric show at my club.

Pratty.

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Rainbow_Brite
Hey hun

Havent been on RA for ages but i came online the other day and saw that youve created a bit of a stir on RA

I saw what some of the girls have written about you and just wanted to let you know that you should just ignore them and dont listen to them, they get VERY jealous of any girls on RA that get any kind of attention from the guys on here (ive been called eveything: slut, skank, tart....you name it ). I just thought it was pathetic they were ganging up on you cos youre hot, so i just wanted to say not all us chicks are heatless bitches lol welcome to the mad house my dear, hopefully catch ya out and about soon!

Lauren
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Muffins
I hope you aren't being put off by all the tools... there are plenty of 'em here for sure but quite a few decent people too if ya stick around!
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Nothing CRAZY, but some interesting reading!!


IM OFF NOW :D


TAKE IT EASY U SLEAZYS

:D

Agree with Graham...it's a bit rough to 'expose' some but not all.

But if I may be sensible here, just for a second:

I would bet my nutsack that every single person on this board at some stage has sledged another person behind their back. It's obvious to all of us that the Rave Scene is particularly bad for it, and the percentage of backstabbers that frequent these events is much higher than other scenes (so i've found anyway).

It's only a very very very small percentage of people that repeat what they say in private to people's faces. So really, Lucas aint telling us anything we didn't already know.

But yeah, I just don't want to see anything spin out of control from this - just keep it in perspective everyone. I'd hate to see genuinely good people (like Blondey for example) get upset.

Kind regards,

Dr Morgan

QUOTE

Pat - Implus Hi you doing Ive added you to my msn list caus i want it big! Hope you dont mind, if you do than my apologies. Pat

what a wanker.

as i said at the start of all this shit. i'm glad i didn't get involved in it all.

nice work lucas.

fucking best read i've had in years.

good thread,tho not as funny as i had invisioned.

Agreed. Name names or dont post that crap at all.

As useless as my advise is, here it goes...

Never say anything to anyone about somebody else unless your willing to say the same thing to the person you're talking about! If you want nobody to know, just keep your mouth shut.

Anyway, back to the thread....

3rded

aaaaaaaaahahhahaa, we are such tools.....caus i want my msn list big

What about the rest Lucas? dont be shy...

apparently pats been bagging alot of the "older" djs
i want details!

QUOTE (Raver1 @ Apr 1 2005, 03:48 PM)

As useless as my advise is, here it goes... Never say anything to anyone about somebody else unless your willing to say the same thing to the person you're talking about! If you want nobody to know, just keep your mouth shut. Anyway, back to the thread....

*takes raver1s advice*

QUOTE (switch @ Apr 1 2005, 03:47 PM)

QUOTE Pat - Implus Hi you doing Ive added you to my msn list caus i want it big! Hope you dont mind, if you do than my apologies. Pat what a wanker. as i said at the start of all this shit. i'm glad i didn't get involved in it all. nice work lucas. fucking best read i've had in years.

Yea that was a good one from me, but you dont actually know me at all, so who the fuck are u calling me a wanker you little fuck knuckle?

QUOTE (Spadge @ Apr 1 2005, 03:50 PM)

apparently pats been bagging alot of the "older" djs i want details!

Oh really?

Got the balls to mention who told you that?

FIGHT FIGHT!!

watch out chris
pat can bench press 90kgs

QUOTE (Raver1 @ Apr 1 2005, 03:48 PM)

As useless as my advise is, here it goes... Never say anything to anyone about somebody else unless your willing to say the same thing to the person you're talking about! If you want nobody to know, just keep your mouth shut. Anyway, back to the thread....

Not often I agree with you mate.

The motto I live by.

Also the reason why i'm always having some sort of argument with someone! I'm the first to admit I talk about people, fucking oath I do! But I also say word for word the same thing to their face

QUOTE (switch @ Apr 1 2005, 03:47 PM)

as i said at the start of all this shit. i'm glad i didn't get involved in it all.

I agree - i didn't get involved with alison either, until that PM was sent to me, which was ignored, as there's no way a girl who looks like that would pay any attention towards me, and i know it.

Nice work Lucas, you sure showed up a lot of people and gave em what they deserved for treating the "alison bell" character so badly in the first place. Zing!!!

Mind you, on the flipside you treated a lot of people on here pretty badly as LucasYork.

This post has been edited by jjcoolaus on Apr 1 2005, 03:55 PM

QUOTE (Spadge @ Apr 1 2005, 03:52 PM)

FIGHT FIGHT!!

I'll watch out for teachers!!!

Someone film this!

lol..
Jerry Jerry Jerry!

For a while there I was thinking we were on a TV Reality show..
OOh yeah like Miriam..

Except Lucas would look WAY better in high heels!

I can bench 90kgs and I aint exactly huge! So what

QUOTE (JamesM @ Apr 1 2005, 03:54 PM)

QUOTE (Raver1 @ Apr 1 2005, 03:48 PM) As useless as my advise is, here it goes... Never say anything to anyone about somebody else unless your willing to say the same thing to the person you're talking about! If you want nobody to know, just keep your mouth shut. Anyway, back to the thread.... Not often I agree with you mate. The motto I live by. Also the reason why i'm always having some sort of argument with someone! I'm the first to admit I talk about people, fucking oath I do! But I also say word for word the same thing to their face

Respect for you JamesM

QUOTE (Impulz @ Apr 1 2005, 04:52 PM)

QUOTE (Spadge @ Apr 1 2005, 03:50 PM) apparently pats been bagging alot of the "older" djs i want details! Oh really? Got the balls to mention who told you that?

i have the balls mate

it was lucas that mentioned it

QUOTE (Spadge @ Apr 1 2005, 03:52 PM)

FIGHT FIGHT!! watch out chris pat can bench press 90kgs

hahahaha!!!!

QUOTE (JamesM @ Apr 1 2005, 03:54 PM)

QUOTE (Raver1 @ Apr 1 2005, 03:48 PM) As useless as my advise is, here it goes... Never say anything to anyone about somebody else unless your willing to say the same thing to the person you're talking about! If you want nobody to know, just keep your mouth shut. Anyway, back to the thread.... Not often I agree with you mate. The motto I live by. Also the reason why i'm always having some sort of argument with someone! I'm the first to admit I talk about people, fucking oath I do! But I also say word for word the same thing to their face

Good way to be James, I agree with you & i try to be the same way - what a top quality post Raver1

QUOTE (G__ @ Apr 1 2005, 03:55 PM)

I can bench 90kgs and I aint exactly huge! So what

just cause you can bench alot doesnt mean you can throw a punch any harder.

QUOTE (Impulz @ Apr 1 2005, 03:50 PM)

QUOTE (switch @ Apr 1 2005, 03:47 PM) QUOTE Pat - Implus Hi you doing Ive added you to my msn list caus i want it big! Hope you dont mind, if you do than my apologies. Pat what a wanker. as i said at the start of all this shit. i'm glad i didn't get involved in it all. nice work lucas. fucking best read i've had in years. Yea that was a good one from me, but you dont actually know me at all, so who the fuck are u calling me a wanker you little fuck knuckle?

you can tell by the post mate.

what part of it reads otherwise.

spadgey. i'm not scared. i'll use hamster style.

testosterone madness!

definitely staying home this weekend.

hahaha...

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Apr 1 2005, 03:58 PM)

QUOTE (G__ @ Apr 1 2005, 03:55 PM) I can bench 90kgs and I aint exactly huge! So what just cause you can bench alot doesnt mean you can throw a punch any harder.

I bench 90kgs every time I have a wank.

And thats with one hand!

QUOTE (Spadge @ Apr 1 2005, 03:55 PM)

QUOTE (Impulz @ Apr 1 2005, 04:52 PM) QUOTE (Spadge @ Apr 1 2005, 03:50 PM) apparently pats been bagging alot of the "older" djs i want details! Oh really? Got the balls to mention who told you that? i have the balls mate it was lucas that mentioned it

Spoke to Lucas just than...

My comment was

"Some dj's that age think they are pioneers"

And in my own opinion its true, full stop

Thats bagging isnt it

QUOTE (HARASS @ Apr 1 2005, 04:00 PM)

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Apr 1 2005, 03:58 PM) QUOTE (G__ @ Apr 1 2005, 03:55 PM) I can bench 90kgs and I aint exactly huge! So what just cause you can bench alot doesnt mean you can throw a punch any harder. I bench 90kgs every time I have a wank. And thats with one hand!

You Black?

QUOTE (Raver1 @ Apr 1 2005, 03:04 PM)

Alison Bell will be famous if she ever comes to Adelaide!

i want her autograph!!!

QUOTE (switch @ Apr 1 2005, 03:59 PM)

you can tell by the post mate.

And look at the others, im hardly as bad as some others wouldnt you say?

twap

QUOTE (HARASS @ Apr 1 2005, 04:00 PM)

QUOTE (Dimitri @ Apr 1 2005, 03:58 PM) QUOTE (G__ @ Apr 1 2005, 03:55 PM) I can bench 90kgs and I aint exactly huge! So what just cause you can bench alot doesnt mean you can throw a punch any harder. I bench 90kgs every time I have a wank. And thats with one hand!

90 kg's. that's almost the weight of that girls shit that is in that other thread i reckon.

QUOTE (Quazza @ Apr 1 2005, 03:47 PM)

good thread,tho not as funny as i had invisioned.

yueah a bit of an anti climax innit

this thread = gold!

one of the best zings ever... the whole thing kinda went over my head whilst it was happening though but as the other mods/admin have stated, we caught on from day 1...

QUOTE (Impulz @ Apr 1 2005, 04:08 PM)

QUOTE (switch @ Apr 1 2005, 03:59 PM) you can tell by the post mate. And look at the others, im hardly as bad as some others wouldnt you say? twap

i don't really care. your's read like a tool.

'i want it big'

awww yeah.

.... helped pass a boring afternoon with sum LY tom foolery, RA bitchin, and an all round good time.

Keep up the top work lucas, you deserve a few beers for this one.

haha

concur switch

ok can somebody lock this now?

but pratty hasnt logged on to defend his manhood! ;-) or rob

This post has been edited by Dimitri on Apr 1 2005, 04:47 PM

yup, leave it for the weekend - still a few who havent had the chance..
no more crap posts after....








THIS!

QUOTE (alisonbell @ Apr 1 2005, 03:39 PM)

Pratty - Sorry about today with the lucas shit. I rang Mal who is a friend of mine and yeah he knows you so whos the stoopid one now.....ME!:shear: Guess I owe you a few free drink cards next Friday for the Echo / Fabric show at my club. Pratty.

First of all yeah GOLD. I hate to say it but yeah Lucas Bell you pulled it off.

2. I still keep a photo of Alison in that off the shoulder number on my bedside table. WHERE ARE YOU ALISON I LOVE YOU

3. and as for Mal, the story goes like this. I hammered Alison over the Lucas thing and she said that she met some DJ called Mal (Mal Chia) at TT. Well I called Mal and asked him if he new an Alison Bell which he said he did. I then asked him where he met her and he said TT. Well that was good enough to turn the tables for me and continue to belt off furiously over Alisons photo (just kidding and no Oddy and Woj I didnt have cyber sex with her ) . Well I called Mal again today to lean on him a bit cos I reckon he was in on it but as it turns out he actualy did meet a chick called Alison as already stated. He said however that she emailed him the other day and when he brought up all the RA stuff to her guess what.......yeah different Alison. hahahahahah so yeah Lucas and Mal both punked me and didnt even know it. ITS A DOUBLE PUNK!

4. And yes alison / lucas ya fag if ya come in tonight MAL will give you 2 of HIS drink cards!

P.S can you atleast wear that off the shoulder number for me

As all gold threads have a tendency to do this is going downhill quick smart.

Getting very close to locking time I reckon before it all falls apart.

*awaits reply from rob*

But i want it big!

Impulz for the best attempt cover up over that comment....

"just because i wanted msn list to be big!" What the fuck dude...... go have another flog mate cause you are seriously trying to pull some shit here!

dan!

QUOTE (Impulz @ Apr 1 2005, 03:34 PM)

My comment was "Some dj's that age think they are pioneers"

Thats because they ARE.

The Noddy's, MPKs, Odysseys and other older DJs couldnt go out to see Noddy, MPK or Odyssey play because they did it first!

Especially the DJs and Promoters of the IP crew. If it wasnt for them, there would be no parties in Adelaide because it all came from them.

End of story.

Top work Lucas!

Gem, Funshine, Impulz = PWNED!!1!!

I think this is just what RA needed

QUOTE (Jim @ Apr 1 2005, 05:18 PM)

Top work Lucas!

Hey Jim...
Call me when Im 80!




Plus it was an original comment to her that was totally misconstrued.. and now im powned?! Pfft.. .hahaha

QUOTE (Jim @ Apr 1 2005, 05:18 PM)

Top work Lucas! Gem, Funshine, Impulz = PWNED!!1!! I think this is just what RA needed

And ill cop it on the chin!

Not that ill loose any sleep over it

What RA needed? you dont get out very much do you?

Best thing was...I didn't fall for it and nothing bad was said about me.

GOLD THREAD!! GOLD THREAD!!

Well Im a nice guy, you cant beat that!

Hey Lucas, wanna cyber?

QUOTE (Impulz @ Apr 1 2005, 02:36 PM)

after her 3rd attempt for a free ticket, i told her its gobbies first and she didnt reply. Learnt my lesson with her, thats life.

So from what you're saying in here and from the other thread... chicks come to Fresh FM, fuck you in the toilets or give you gobbies and you give them tickets in return?

This post has been edited by reewind on Apr 1 2005, 05:46 PM

Well he cant get it any other way.

I mean, do you honestly think the pick up line "I want it big" is going to work all that often?

QUOTE (Impulz @ Apr 1 2005, 05:33 PM)

QUOTE (Jim @ Apr 1 2005, 05:18 PM) Top work Lucas! Gem, Funshine, Impulz = PWNED!!1!! I think this is just what RA needed  And ill cop it on the chin! Not that ill loose any sleep over it What RA needed? you dont get out very much do you?

Yes it is what it needed. People need to learn to stop being saying shit behind peoples backs.

ok I couldn't be fucked reading all 6 pages but read the first couple and yeah yeah..good zing...but there were a couple of comments that made me go ouch for some people

I can't believe how many guys jumped on her...pretty funny - though the girl in the photo is gorgeous I'll give her that

edit: and as if you couldn't have zinged for heaps longer and got more information on more people.

Fair effort though, you make a very real and interesting point

techy rates this zing 8.5/10
presentation of zing: 5/10
overall cred due to zing: 7.5/10



This post has been edited by techsta_girl on Apr 1 2005, 05:59 PM

QUOTE (Noddy @ Apr 1 2005, 05:49 PM)

Well he cant get it any other way. I mean, do you honestly think the pick up line "I want it big" is going to work all that often?

It just as good as this one liner.

"Im gonna throw some thing out there, you can take or you can leave it but im just gonna say it. I WANNA BE ON YOU."

The legendary Ron Burgandy

This post has been edited by Lil gurna/Matt_1 on Apr 1 2005, 06:02 PM

Techsta just pointed out this thread to me... fucking hilarious. I don't know why I don't read RA too often anymore, I should make it a more regular thing again - this is golden material.

We need more people like this Lucas fellow stirring things up, I reckon.

amazing what happens when you leave work and log back on a few hours later! 5 pages of the shit.

QUOTE (Pratty @ Apr 1 2005, 04:55 PM)

3. and as for Mal, the story goes like this. I hammered Alison over the Lucas thing and she said that she met some DJ called Mal (Mal Chia) at TT. Well I called Mal and asked him if he new an Alison Bell which he said he did. I then asked him where he met her and he said TT. Well that was good enough to turn the tables for me and continue to belt off furiously over Alisons photo  (just kidding and no Oddy and Woj I didnt have cyber sex with her  ) . Well I called Mal again today to lean on him a bit cos I reckon he was in on it but as it turns out he actualy did meet a chick called Alison as already stated. He said however that she emailed him the other day and when he brought up all the RA stuff to her guess what.......yeah different Alison. hahahahahah so yeah Lucas and Mal both punked me and didnt even know it. ITS A DOUBLE PUNK!

I pretty much got sucked in the same way That's why I tried to stand up for 'alison' a few times

Glad I'm not the type to ask random 'girls' off the net for dates
Best thread ever. :gold:

This post has been edited by muffins on Apr 1 2005, 06:14 PM

hahah that is so funny
well done Lucas

Golden time!

She's baaaak!

Post away Alison

well done lucas quality zing!!!

Unlocked!
It was bloody obvious Alison was Lucas. Buuuuuuuuuut anyway, I will pay this. Good work, many people sucked in.

Oh reopened for me to post more, but digging thruogh logs i dont have much else!!

i may have some nudes in the future, we'll see!!!

if anyone has some logs on what people have said about alison, now is the time to post!! im sure this thread will be closed by saturday night!1


thanks pratty for the drink cards :D haha

soda was fun!!


til next time... alison bell! err sorry lucas york

i was driving home today listening to fresh and the announcer [can't remember who it was] gave a shoutout to alisonbell! :D that made me laugh..

Why is this not in the gold thread section?? should be a link to it on thew main page as it is the only triple platinum thread

Good work Lucas, credit to ya!!!

and then
BAM... though id be taking a lot of it with a pinch of salt peeps

best thread ever

QUOTE (t23 @ Apr 2 2005, 04:32 AM)

i was driving home today listening to fresh and the announcer [can't remember who it was] gave a shoutout to alisonbell! :D that made me laugh..

haha same thing on ROLLERZ last night...

lucas i tip my hat to you, best expose i have ever seen in my life!!!!

you've shown a lot of people in their true colors but im sure most of the people on here had no illusions about what people are like in this "scene" of ours anyways!!!! fucking beautiful!

ps. alison is HOT :D

nice work, execution was a bit poor though.

*picks self up off floor* dear lord look what i've missed Gotta give credit where credits due - quality zing!

Hook me up with some digits bruvva

thats nice, but where did you get the photo, is she local?

Alison did stand up, Her name is Lucas York. (Everyone that has met her already new that.)

QUOTE (Miss_B_Havin @ Apr 2 2005, 02:17 PM)

*picks self up off floor* dear lord look what i've missed Gotta give credit where credits due - quality zing!

What she said...

It's just taken me 55 minutes to read all this shit... I haven't been around on the board lately but i can say Lucas, you've had alot of people talking about Alison Bell... Almost every person i've run into lately has had something to say about her and the stuff that's been going on on here.

Top zing, hats off to you.

score 1, lucas. it's about time aye?

QUOTE (Ray-D @ Apr 2 2005, 03:40 PM)

thats nice, but where did you get the photo, is she local?

Lucas said in this thread somewhere that she's from Perth..

I'm actually Lucas's girlfriend

I live in Perth, but recently moved to Adelaide

QUOTE (alisonbell @ Apr 2 2005, 06:49 PM)

I'm actually Lucas's girlfriend I live in Perth, but recently moved to Adelaide

that cant be true cos everyone knows lucus is a fag.

ok gold thread this now, cant see it going much further, again thanks for an awesome thread Lucas!!!

thanks for the laughs Lucas

as if this thread is still going
better to burn out than to fade away....

and for those of you who brought Bex kid into this, that is cheap as.

Somebody lock this thread already!!

And hopefully for the last time... closed.

Gold time.