| QUOTE (Sara @ Feb 13 2005, 07:35 PM) |
| QUOTE (Y2Jason @ Feb 13 2005, 06:11 PM) | yeh im pretty keen to try it out at work, gotta be careful of cameras tho.
apparently a fair few of the management within my company have been fired for it at other stores, still gonna do it first chance i get  |
hahahahaha lol.........see you gotta know the tiny spots where the cameras just dont reach......and believe me...there are a few  |
I was going to wait until I retired or reached the 7 year disclosure rule before I posted some of my interesting moments to Penthouse Forum but seeing as I quit my last job and I'm not seeing any of these girls anymore here are some highlights;
- on my bosses desk and chair many a time (hated the a$$hole)
- on many a co-workers desk
- bent a client over a wine barrel during a stocktake (while other counters were in the warehouse), it was a very famous 1998 vintage that fetches a fair some these days, so if some ponce is telling you the secret ingredient to good full bodied red is love and care just laugh like I do
- BJ from a work collegue while driving to a client up the Sthrn Exoressway, while the roof of my convertable was down (the 2 truckers I passed loved it)
- in the disabled toilets at a work function with my head bosses new PA who caught us coming out, but my head boss was/is a legend and hi 5ed me later
- woke up in a sorority house when I was living in the states, sorry to say I can't remember what happened I was that hammered (I will probably embelish the truth on that one when I write in to Penthouse), imagine my anger when I saw the Butterfly Effect take off my story, now no one believes me when I tell that story
- while driving/piloting my speed boat towing two kneeboarders, totally safe as she was looking back as observer
- 3am me and a mate tagging a work collegue in an out door spa by the pool of a high rise serviced apartment building, no one seemed to be on the balcony's at that time though so that reduces the porn star status, but we continued it in the lift up to the room which stopped in the lobby, the service desk got an eyeful, the door closed and we continued up
- In the garage of the director of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's house during halloween while I was dressed up as Austin Powers and she was dressed as Brittany Speares
For those thinking it, yes I was a mate of the Pantsman.com
and we were trying to out do each other though until now I only emailed him. Disclaimer: No girls were hurt physically or emotionally during these events, all were willing participants if not intiators
. But those swinging bachelor days are all behind me (let's face it, I'm an old man who's now a coward, it's Valentines day and I don't want to be totally in the dog house for my past debauchery)
Some of the ones that didn't get off the ground due to interruption;
- aircraft toilets (thumbs up do any mile high members, I have my pilot's license and I'm still yet to score up in the clouds)
- photobooth in Planet upstairs
- Botanic Gardens
- my mate's sister snuck into his room while I was staying over (yes I was really young and stupid at that time) but my mate woke up before she could even get a leg in to the bed, rather embarassing especially when the ruckus he caused woke the parents and even dangerous as his/her dad was ex-military (an elite unit too)
- I was on pool duty on RAAF Edinburgh and ended up taking 2 military brats back to my dorm (I had my own seperate room in the Seargents Quarters) was just getting down to business when one of their dads (a senior rank) knocked at the door, I made excuses that noises he heard was my radio and I was asleep (one girl was in my closet the other was in my wardrobe), I'm sure he knew they were there looking back but took the higher road of at least knowing they were safe (it was 2 hours after the pool had closed) and probably saw the terror in my eyes and knew I would sneak them back home which I did ASAP
- Under the podium/stage scaffolding at Planet during a Greed night
Now to embarass a few mates;
- had one guy turn 18 and hold a huge party at his place, some of his mates (I swear it wasn't me hehehehe) kept crumbling laxates in his beer all night, later that night he pulled and took the unwitting lass to his room, 10minutes later she came screaming (not in a good way) out into the lounge, naked with $hite dribbling down her front and him stumbling drunk after her naked with a towel sayin "I'll clean it off", seems he was sitting on her chest receiving some nicities when he let out a shart
- another mate pulled an air hostess at Heaven, she and her co-worker took him back to their room in the Hyatt (they had a stop over in lil' old Adelaide), he does remember them stripping him but then he thinks he passed out from too much drink and only woke up when the maid came in to clean the room, the girls had already gone back to work and he still can't remember what happened
- some guy next to me at BDO, right up front for Chemical Bros was receiving a BJ from this curvy blonde (anyone else see that?)
- a mate of mine pulled a one nighter, girl got up late the next day in a hurry to make it to a family BBQ, didn't have time to go home and freshen up, he let her leave for her parents with a "Something about Mary" hairdo.
- 2 mates were leaving a pub, their girls were completely blind, they were in the car park, had got the girls into the backseat where they passed out, the boys starting taling over the roof of the car not yet ready to call it a night, one of the girls woke up, hungry for a protein shake rolled down the window and started to undo the guys pants, unfortunately it was the other guys girl hehehehehe
- 2 flat mates held a party which was in full swing, one of the guys headed for the bedroom with his long time relationship, 10 minutes later she was screaming the other housemates name and the whole party in the lounge including the flatmmate heard it ROFL
If I'm talking about anyone who is or knows these people, please note I have left the names out and changed some periphial facts to make it hard to idneitfy unless you already know the full facts so you will only end up dobbing yourself in if you get in a huff and post an angry reply. In the words of the great Larry Flynn "Relax, it's just sex!!!"
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your a fucking dud!!!!!
WTF? I can't see how this could have happened. Where was her dad? Details please.
Restecp 
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