The Confessional

yeah pez hurts like hell it all gathers behind your nasal passage and gives you the worst head ache and I had childrens play to perform in as well lol that was funny.

This post has been edited by Idicus Ulthwe' on May 4 2005, 10:47 PM

I used to watch A Country Practice every week when i was about 12

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ May 4 2005, 10:59 PM)

I used to watch A Country Practice every week when i was about 12

And i thought i had a dark past for having a crush on Isla Fisher from home and away... mate youve got/had issues

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ May 4 2005, 10:59 PM)

I used to watch A Country Practice every week when i was about 12

You sicken me

QUOTE (wojtek @ May 4 2005, 11:10 PM)

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ May 4 2005, 10:59 PM) I used to watch A Country Practice every week when i was about 12 And i thought i had a dark past for having a crush on Isla Fisher from home and away... mate youve got/had issues

Fuck me she was a hotty

Sasha Cohen landed a great catch eh

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QUOTE (NTrance @ May 4 2005, 10:29 PM) I used to live next to this old church in England and smashed all these holes in this really intricate stained glass window with my catapult  once set fire to a bible and danced around it... im going to hell

I'll be close behind you mate!

QUOTE (Idicus Ulthwe' @ May 4 2005, 11:10 PM)

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ May 4 2005, 10:59 PM) I used to watch A Country Practice every week when i was about 12 You sicken me

Hey, I was 12!!!!

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QUOTE (Noddy @ May 4 2005, 11:14 AM) Myself and Buster have taken ball slapping to a new level. Our "Hi, Im Spadge .... hi, Im Woj" routine is a sure fire winner and if our testicles happen to tango whilst we're making a woman of a girl, then so be it. Love ya Buster. Don't listen to these haters!! for the love of god tell me that I'm played by you and not that asshat buster brown

Sorry Woj. Wish I could say it wasnt the case but then Id be lying.......

I once used Nair, had been used to using Nads, but didn't read the bottle before applying it. Nads is 10 minutes, Nair is 4.

Washed off, got a good result in terms of lack of hair, but in terms of pain and a red raw nutsac, it hurt like crazy and I had troubles walking without bandy legs for well over a week.

Not pleasant.

Why don't you use the Mach 3 turbo blade on your scrote?

QUOTE (Mr S @ May 5 2005, 04:52 PM)

Why don't you use the Mach 3 turbo blade on your scrote?

What if you slipped? OUCH

QUOTE (Noddy @ May 4 2005, 11:14 AM)

Myself and Buster have taken ball slapping to a new level. Our "Hi, Im Spadge .... hi, Im Woj" routine is a sure fire winner and if our testicles happen to tango whilst we're making a woman of a girl, then so be it. Love ya Buster. Don't listen to these haters!!

ive got broad shoulders

we will tag team the world!

love you

QUOTE (Ted Nogard @ Apr 18 2005, 12:26 PM)

Same here, even worse I like the smell of cheap smokes (eg Escorts) from a distance, but don't like to smoke (unless really stressed) weird, and also the exhaust of LPG car's running rich. I did grow up in Murray Bridge so that could explain it hey but.

I don't smoke and don't usually like the smell of ciggarette smoke - some of them smell awful...

...what i was talking about is smoke from fires & bbq's (but who doesn't)
one of these days i'll inhale a little too much while walking past and die from smoke inhalation

QUOTE (fuck yer @ May 4 2005, 09:35 PM)

i was reading another post and it reminded me that 1 time i cooked tea for my then g/f and her friend who was a vegaterian, i made stir with this thick coconut sauce and said to her friend i would leave the meat out of hers but i didnt really like her (caugh hippie) but i slipped really finely diced chicken in her food. she loved the meal

You fuckhead

QUOTE (Bright & Fluffy @ May 6 2005, 01:38 AM)

QUOTE (fuck yer @ May 4 2005, 09:35 PM) i was reading another post and it reminded me that 1 time i cooked tea for my then g/f  and her friend who was a vegaterian, i made stir with this thick coconut sauce and said to her friend i would leave the meat out of hers but i didnt really like her (caugh hippie) but i slipped really finely diced chicken in her food. she loved the meal  You fuckhead

he is only educating them

QUOTE (Bright & Fluffy @ May 6 2005, 01:38 AM)

QUOTE (fuck yer @ May 4 2005, 09:35 PM) i was reading another post and it reminded me that 1 time i cooked tea for my then g/f  and her friend who was a vegaterian, i made stir with this thick coconut sauce and said to her friend i would leave the meat out of hers but i didnt really like her (caugh hippie) but i slipped really finely diced chicken in her food. she loved the meal  You fuckhead

no judging in the confesional you must be a vegatarian

QUOTE (Mr S @ May 5 2005, 04:52 PM)

Why don't you use the Mach 3 turbo blade on your scrote?

Shit no mate! Shavers are for your face or your head, not for the aggots.

The story gets better... I was in so much pain from walking and that, that for 3-4 days afterwards I had an ice cream bucket full of water that I used to ice up a few times a day and teabag my nutsac in to provide some sort of semi relief from the burning.

So yeah, to anyone out there thinking they'll buy nair... take it from me... dont!

This memory was sparked reading the post in the Heat thread about Spadge dropping a record and it rolling down the street.

When i was about 12 or 13 i went thru a phase for a few days of taking my parents precious records and throwing them out on the oval across the road as frisbees. For anyone that has ever been silly enough to hurl a record as a frisbee will know that they fly quite an impressive distance and is also extremely dangerous and could have your head off if hit at the right angle.

Anyway, Mum and Dad are huge classical music fans & I remember taking out records by Beethoven and Mozart but also in there was Joseph and his Technicoloured Deamcoat, Cats the musical and The Best of ABBA. The records didn't live long cos our games ended when they've fly to far and hit the road and smash into pieces.

Back then this was the highlight (and the end) of each session. Mum has joking (but rather seriously) said that if they didn't love me so much they would have probably dont the same to my records these days.

Oh the thought of having a Cortez and York 12'' on the road in pieces

This post has been edited by DJ Ben on Jun 22 2005, 07:01 PM

Dont even joke about that Ben, lol.

I absolutely love the show Passions!!

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ May 4 2005, 11:59 PM)

I used to watch A Country Practice every week when i was about 12

oh man, i WANTED TO WATCH IT when i was lil, but my parents banned it from our house! we usedta sneak upstairs and watch it. we got very good at quickly switching the channel! not long after, i decided the show was shite and now i appreciate my parents' efforts at keeping us away from crap tv!

QUOTE (reewind @ May 6 2005, 10:39 AM)

for 3-4 days afterwards I had an ice cream bucket full of water that I used to ice up a few times a day and teabag my nutsac in to provide some sort of semi relief from the burning.

I so wish i didnt have that mental image in my head mike!

QUOTE (outofcontrol @ May 4 2005, 09:58 AM)

.. for years i used to watch the wheel of fortune religiously and id yell at the telly when the dumb fucks couldnt guess them before i did. i soo would have been on that show had it not left adelaide

I actually made the wheel they used on that show when i was an apprentice at tregonings.

QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Jun 24 2005, 12:38 AM)

QUOTE (outofcontrol @ May 4 2005, 09:58 AM) .. for years i used to watch the wheel of fortune religiously and id yell at the telly when the dumb fucks couldnt guess them before i did. i soo would have been on that show had it not left adelaide  I actually made the wheel they used on that show when i was an apprentice at tregonings.

i bought the board game.... still have it

QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 24 2005, 12:44 AM)

QUOTE (StonedAgain @ Jun 24 2005, 12:38 AM) QUOTE (outofcontrol @ May 4 2005, 09:58 AM) .. for years i used to watch the wheel of fortune religiously and id yell at the telly when the dumb fucks couldnt guess them before i did. i soo would have been on that show had it not left adelaide  I actually made the wheel they used on that show when i was an apprentice at tregonings. i bought the board game.... still have it

same here!

Stoned Again: That's awesome. Good work on the construction

wheel of fortune rox!!!

QUOTE (DJTopsy @ Jun 24 2005, 01:44 AM)

i bought the board game.... still have it

i still have the "Home and Away" and "Neighbours" board games somewhere... hours of entertainment

O MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!!

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ Jun 22 2005, 07:00 PM)

When i was about 12 or 13 i went thru a phase for a few days of taking my parents precious records and throwing them out on the oval across the road as frisbees. For anyone that has ever been silly enough to hurl a record as a frisbee will know that they fly quite an impressive distance and is also extremely dangerous and could have your head off if hit at the right angle. Anyway, Mum and Dad are huge classical music fans & I remember taking out records by Beethoven and Mozart but also in there was Joseph and his Technicoloured Deamcoat, Cats the musical and The Best of ABBA. The records didn't live long cos our games ended when they've fly to far and hit the road and smash into pieces.

I did that when I was about 5 or 6 Ben.. not bloody 12 or 13!!

I only took dads original press of The Beatles - "A Hard Days Night" album

To think what it would be worth today had I not done that

In saying that, I got a whopper of a caining for my efforts..

And to think how much I respect my vinyl and my collection..hahaha!

you two are bloody DJs thought u wood have more sense than that

funny where life takes u

Obviously taught you a lesson Jarrod!

... I took my most precious reggae record to a friends party and some C*nt rolled a TV over it and split it in half! LOL

My confessional is that I went to see Alice Cooper in London with a mate of mine, one fuckin freezing winter evening. I let a stink bomb off in the station and stank the place out ... we were made to stand out on the platform for an hour in minus 10 degrees. We were so cold! I thought I was gonna die of hypethermia

my confession is that when i was primary school i was playing with a ball in a shop and when i walked out i kept playing with it forgetting it wasnt mine, so i stole the ball

i still have that ball
hehhe

QUOTE (Mr S @ Jul 14 2005, 12:05 AM)

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ Jun 22 2005, 07:00 PM) When i was about 12 or 13 i went thru a phase for a few days of taking my parents precious records and throwing them out on the oval across the road as frisbees. For anyone that has ever been silly enough to hurl a record as a frisbee will know that they fly quite an impressive distance and is also extremely dangerous and could have your head off if hit at the right angle. Anyway, Mum and Dad are huge classical music fans & I remember taking out records by Beethoven and Mozart but also in there was Joseph and his Technicoloured Deamcoat, Cats the musical and The Best of ABBA. The records didn't live long cos our games ended when they've fly to far and hit the road and smash into pieces. I did that when I was about 5 or 6 Ben.. not bloody 12 or 13!! I only took dads original press of The Beatles - "A Hard Days Night" album To think what it would be worth today had I not done that In saying that, I got a whopper of a caining for my efforts.. And to think how much I respect my vinyl and my collection..hahaha!

haha... thought i'd be the only one!!!

lol ive done the record throwing thing as well

grabbed my mums copy of the best of bill crosby and threw it @ the wall, wall was dented and so was the record, should of seen her face when she tipped all the little bits out of the cover, 2 tape a copy for a friend

fogive me bill crosby for I have sinned