Red Hot Sex Survey

I thought this would be fun, and hopefully will get a lot of responses. Let me know what you think about:

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?

3) Ever walked in on your parents?

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?

7) What makes you feel sexy?

8) Would you ever have sex for money?

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?

Lost in Love.

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?

Yes. Because if she was my last I would still be repulsed.

3) Ever walked in on your parents?

Once when my mum was riding her boyfriend at the time. She still had her hair up in a towel from the shower. Crazy.

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?

Yay. Shouts out to the spa massive.

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]

Good.

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?

Ummmm, i'm not going to say who. But the best roots are the ones that leave their inhibitions at the door, and say what they want.

7) What makes you feel sexy?

Wearing womens underwear.

8) Would you ever have sex for money?

Yes, of course I would.

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?

In a cinema, in my ex gf's brothers car which was parked in his driveway (we were locked out of the house and bored), and in some front yard near New York Bar and Grill.

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?

Yes, only if there were live demos.

Sorry if u didnt want to imagine the sexmox in action but here goes:

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?
Anything by hanson

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?
Nope she was a bitch.

3) Ever walked in on your parents?
Yeah twice. Once when I was little, didnt see much. Once when I was older, ...The horror.

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?
Yay. First time I tried accidentally cornholed her. Found out afterwards when she couldnt walk.

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]
rad.

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?
Best is the one who is 100% compatible. ie. Tink.

7) What makes you feel sexy?
naughtyness and comfort together

8) Would you ever have sex for money?
i would do it for favours or gifts yeah.

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
disabled toilets at adelaide train station

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?
blow up dolls and plastic vaginas? hell yeah

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?
Twisted - Keith Sweat

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?
Yeah she was a good 'teacher'..

3) Ever walked in on your parents?
Thankfully no..

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?
Yay. got really messy everywhere the last time it happened..

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]
Good (cant think of anything imaginative)

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?
A self proclaimed nymph right in the middle of the city. i guess it was good cos i could do whatever and at the same time there was the whole 'what if we get caught' aspect (which we did anyway).

7) What makes you feel sexy?
On me or on a gal? not sure...

8) Would you ever have sex for money?
oooh yeah! cant say to the benjamins!

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
outside a primary school in staff carpark at hometime (dont ask). also, as before, right in the middle of the city with a whole heap of ppl walking past..

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?
not for me to sample. i'll just watch..

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy? Not really

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first? hell no, i was great she was crap.

3) Ever walked in on your parents? no but they've walked in on me. My missus was going to the toilet afterwards once totally naked and my mum and dad came home to find her in the hallway. that was funny for me.

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay? yes

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank] Awesome with the right girl

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why? My current missus is my best and that's not because she reads this forum either.

7) What makes you feel sexy? nothing cos i'm not.

8) Would you ever have sex for money? what male wouldn't

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex? the oval of prince college or on the beach at semophore whilst we were supposed to be at a wedding

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party? been to one, nothing special.

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy? The chicken dance.

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first? Well I was, but she still took me to court.

3) Ever walked in on your parents? They usually invite me.

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay? Yay... the bubbles tickle my nose.

5) Sex is better with a real woman.

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why? Trixie, but they tend not to use their real names. She was the best coz she didnt handcuff me to a bedhead and take my wallet and clothes this time.

7) What makes you feel sexy? National Geographic documentories and gladwrap.

8) Would you ever have sex for money? I take eftpos, ladies.

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex? In the dark.

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party? Never again. I still have trouble sitting down on occasions.

lol

Youre funny P0W3R_R4P3R!

QUOTE (eLmoX @ May 24 2004, 11:41 AM)

lol Youre funny P0W3R_R4P3R!

Seconded.

Thanx biTchmoX.

I try.

1..Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?..Sex bomb---Tom Jones

2..are you glad your first sexual partner was your first....Meh,no...

3..ever walked in on ya parents?..NO!Thank fuck...

4..sex in a hot tub?...Who hasnt...

5..sex is better than no sex..

6..My best?? The pommie lass...

7..what makes you feel sexy?..Waxing my back...

8..Would you ever have sex for money?...Fo Sho...

9..Where is the strangest place youve had sex?..Forest in England...

10..Sex toys party???Only if theres some demonstrations..

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?

Lost in Love. possibly Stalker

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?

Yes.

3) Ever walked in on your parents?

No.

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?

Yay.. i can bring 2 of my friends

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]

without a doubt the best feeling in the world (whens its with someone you love)

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?

My Ex, because it got crazy and wild.. And there was just so much energy!

7) What makes you feel sexy?

My new hair.. haha!

8) Would you ever have sex for money?

Depends if i was attracted to her or not.. mostly yes!

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?

Public disabled toliets at a sports oval, in these nets that hang like a massive hamick near adelaide airport, in a car in the back yard of her parents house (7am), cinema, on a swing in a oval when it was really windy, on a other sorts of playground equipment during the day..

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?

Already been..

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?

9pm 'Til I come - Armand Van Helden (i think).. something about those underage nights at heaven brings back memories.. has a great breakdown made for 14 year old pashing..

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?
I'm a virgin.. *blushes* *crosses then uncrosses legs*

3) Ever walked in on your parents?
once.. they were doing it in a sleeping bag.. most embarassing

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?
not sex.. wristy tho :P

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]
I dont know because i have never had it.. supposed to be good..

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?
Now this survey is making me feel bad.. all these questions about sex.. I think im going home to hug my blow up doll nancy...

7) What makes you feel sexy?
When nancy makes that squeeking noise as i nail her in her anatomically correct asshole..

8) Would you ever have sex for money?
no i would not have sex for a monkey..

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
*sniff*

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?
no but tupperwear is almost the same right? those middle age ladies can do amazing things with salad bowls...

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?

sex machine - james brown or anything by the wiggles...

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?

damn straight, cos if my first was my second, that could get confusing. No, she was fucking great. second best I've have & wouldn't change anything about that encounter.

3) Ever walked in on your parents?

Having sex? or doing the dishes? word your questions appropriately. but no I haven't. thank fuck.

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?
Only if the water isn't hot enough to cook my sperm before I let loose,,, sponged man-clag in the urethra is hard to get out with anything less than a 14" skewer...


5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]
With me on the weekend, sex it's like a Rolls Royce. Smooth, quiet, powerful, beautiful..
During the week it's like a car from the 1920's,, rough as guts fucking uncomfortable & has to be hand-started..

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why? Em, why? she's just fucking good.

7) What makes you feel sexy?
Actually, being dressed up. Suit, tux.. I scrub up good...


8) Would you ever have sex for money? Yes, but the chick would have to be hot & disease free tahnks

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
Elevators in the da costa arcade bldng with two models during my work experience with harris scarfe.

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party? depends on toys, free samples, demonstrations & the host. All important factors.

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?
Carcass - Incarnated Solvent Abuse

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?
Of Course. Needed something to learn on didnt i

3) Ever walked in on your parents?
No thank fuck. But ive had parents walk in on me!

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?
Been there done that

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]
warm

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?
My Kazza of course...by a mile!

7) What makes you feel sexy?
Sex

8) Would you ever have sex for money?
depends how much innit

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
The womens toilet at the Pancake Kitchen

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?
yeah why not

QUOTE (Spadge @ May 24 2004, 01:29 PM)

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex? The womens toilet at the Pancake Kitchen

Schnookie's Big Rubber Stamp of Approval. Gold.

QUOTE (Phorte @ May 24 2004, 11:32 AM)

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex? outside a primary school in staff carpark at hometime (dont ask)

ooooooooooooooooh dear

QUOTE (Khem @ May 24 2004, 01:56 PM)

QUOTE (Phorte @ May 24 2004, 11:32 AM) 9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex? outside a primary school in staff carpark at hometime (dont ask) ooooooooooooooooh dear

Reminds me of Pab's story about him mc-ing at heaven when he was under age, then being busted by his school teacher there one night. all he said was , "yep. I fucked her."


big ups to school sex (not the students damn it.)

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?
LK - Marky, Ive been waiting so long - Code Blue - memories of a very special person

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?
Yep - was a good friend.

3) Ever walked in on your parents?
No but ive heard them *shudders*

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?
Yep

5) Sex is __ [Fill in the blank]
unbelievable with the right person

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?
Luke, cos we just fit in every way

7) What makes you feel sexy?
Sexy Underwear

8) Would you ever have sex for money?
Yep, but would have to be a fair bit and depends on the person offering

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
no strange places unfortunately

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?
yep

1) Is there a song that automatically makes you randy?
None that I can think of.

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first?
No. I was drunk, it was painful, she was a skank and I didn't get to finish it.

3) Ever walked in on your parents?
No, but like Bumblebee, I have heard them

4) Sex in a hot tub--Yay or Nay?
Haven't done it yet, but would love to try it.

5) Sex is ...
best with someone who makes you feel comfortable.

6) Who was your best (you don't have to name names if you don't want to), and why?
My most recent ex, because we did it a lot and so we learnt how to work each other flawlessly.

7) What makes you feel sexy?
Being groped by a randy girl.

8) Would you ever have sex for money?
Yes, but it depends on the conditions (eg. who with, how much etc).

9) Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
My sister's bed, I guess (and no, it was not with my sister )

10) Would you ever go to a sex toys party?
I guess so.

QUOTE (BumbleBee @ May 24 2004, 02:24 PM)

8) Would you ever have sex for money? Yep, but would have to be a fair bit and depends on the person offering

$50 bucks, half for u , half to shnookmox and he can watch/touch me.

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:18 PM)

2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first? No. I was drunk, it was painful, she was a skank and I didn't get to finish it.

It was painful? Maybe you were doing it wrong mate...YOU are meant to penetrate HER.

QUOTE (JamesM @ May 24 2004, 03:42 PM)

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:18 PM) 2) Are you glad your first sexual partner was your first? No. I was drunk, it was painful, she was a skank and I didn't get to finish it. It was painful? Maybe you were doing it wrong mate...YOU are meant to penetrate HER.

Ohhhh I see now


(It was painful because it was too tight)

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:52 PM)

(It was painful because it was too tight)

i dont see where the problem is
sounds like a good root to me

QUOTE (Spadge @ May 24 2004, 03:53 PM)

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:52 PM) (It was painful because it was too tight) i dont see where the problem is sounds like a good root to me

Tight is nice, but this was too tight

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:57 PM)

Tight is nice, but this was too tight

did you have the right orrifice ?

QUOTE (Odyssey @ May 24 2004, 04:01 PM)

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:57 PM) Tight is nice, but this was too tight  did you have the right orrifice ?

haha!! I was drunk so....

QUOTE (Spadge @ May 24 2004, 03:53 PM)

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:52 PM) (It was painful because it was too tight) i dont see where the problem is sounds like a good root to me

yea but it has to be tight for you to touch the sides
aint that right spadge

TOO tight? Thats an oxymoron innit?

QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:57 PM)

QUOTE (Spadge @ May 24 2004, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Aaron @ May 24 2004, 03:52 PM) (It was painful because it was too tight) i dont see where the problem is sounds like a good root to me Tight is nice, but this was too tight

I still fail to see the problem.

Although, if this was a few years ago Muffins wouldnt have been given the battering he's had of late so maybe things would have been a little uncomfortable back there.

Haha.. surely I'm not the only guy who's experienced pain from trying to penetrate a tight punani?