J.A.S.T

So far we've had quite a few 'sexual threads' put up on raveadelaide, penning questions about do you like boobs, male and female masterbation and more recently bisexual females, all of which have been rather good chatting points.

So I thought I'd try another.

PUBES! - Shaved or not

The terms I've heard used are

(a) Dorito Chip

(b) Landing Strip or

© Brazilian



So what are you?

on males and females? or just with females...

Apearance wise, I don't care but It is a lot easier to go down on a chick without swollowing pubes if they are fully shaved :P

*cough* furball *cough*

Initially I was only thinking females, *puts on old grandad style voice* but I suppose in this day and age, anything is possible.

I don't think there is anything wrong with a bloke taking care of business downstairs (I'm just too lazy myself).

And I don't think many many will disagree with me when I say that we prefer it when a girl is shaved/waxed.

Just to broach another subject here, what are everyones thoughts on having a fap/flicking the bean at work?

I find that it can be quite useful in overcoming the 'hump' between afternoon tea and home time.

Knocking one off stealthily in the mens is one of lifes small pleasures...

She has to be very well maintained in my opinion.
If she has more bush than a national park, its a "no go zone".

A well maintained minge shows that a girl has attention to detail and takes pride in her appearence, and throughly enjoys a good muff munching from her favourite beef eater, be it male or female.

Do any of the guys here realise how fucking PAINFUL getting waxed there is?

Hmm, can we get some female opinion on this:
What's better on guys?
Shaved or Not Shaved?

I go the fully buzz shaved scrotum, if u can picture it, a nice clean hanging fleshy nut sack around the stump. The girls all go crazy for it.

You get your hair clippers take off the plastic guard and just whip em around the tree trunk and bingo youre gardens mowed, no more unsightly ball afro, and makes your todger look more impressive.

Try it, youll like it.

Cost: one pair of hair clippers $20-40 bucks , 5 mins of your time...for a lifetime of neatness its a small cost to pay

THIS

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PLUS THIS



EQUALS THIS!!

I don't know about FULLY shaved, as I've never seen it downstairs... was with a guy who used to shave him chest hair for a while, CHRIST that hurt! Prickles BAD!

Trimmed and maintained though, that's always good.

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Feb 18 2004, 11:47 AM)

Do any of the guys here realise how fucking PAINFUL getting waxed there is?

One of my chick friends gave me a details explaination of how it was exactly done on her and I had watery eyes by the time she was done talking. So i can TRY and sypathise...

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Feb 18 2004, 12:47 PM)

Do any of the guys here realise how fucking PAINFUL getting waxed there is?

from chats with female friends on the subject, apparently the more you have it done, the less sensitive it becomes over time to the pain of the waxing

any girls that are long time 'waxers' care to comment???





on the subject of us blokes doing it, i'm not into having a bald pud and looking like 14yo kid again, but a little harm minimisation for the girls is a fair ask, so i'll trim and tidy when requested

QUOTE (dnb_junkie @ Feb 18 2004, 11:25 PM)

$285 to get it 'reduced' sounds pretty painfull to me.

Beautys pain babe

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Feb 18 2004, 09:08 PM)

agreed kirt. boys are quick to bitch and moan about excessive amounts of hair in the muff department but its the same story for us girls. if you want me to suck your cock dont expect me to have to go on an expedition thru a forrest to locate it. regular trimming and grooming shows u have pride in your apperance and is alot nicer for us.

Tell it like it really is

Typical bullshit here.

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the vast sexual apartheid caused by the elitest social order? What about the people like me who have not had sexual intercourse with another person because they have been prevented from creating any social and romantic relationships by the elitest social order you are all part of?

QUOTE (TheAvenger @ Feb 19 2004, 02:20 AM)

Typical bullshit here. Why hasn't anyone mentioned the vast sexual apartheid caused by the elitest social order? What about the people like me who have not had sexual intercourse with another person because they have been prevented from creating any social and romantic relationships by the elitest social order you are all part of?

How have "We" prevented you from forming relationships with people thats just silly

what about ingrown hairs, what causes them, how to avoid em, or treat em.

Ive never heard anyone getting them from buzz clippers, so its a shaving and waxing thing I assume. I guess u dont get them from that cream shit either.

Who knows the facts?


p.s. And just for theavenger I should mention the sexual aprtheid and remind us all of the guilt we should be feeling. and also avenger if u want sex grab your ankles and sing me lullaby.

QUOTE (eLmoX @ Feb 19 2004, 08:33 AM)

what about ingrown hairs, what causes them, how to avoid em, or treat em. Ive never heard anyone getting them from buzz clippers, so its a shaving and waxing thing I assume. I guess u dont get them from that cream shit either. Who knows the facts?

Dead skin cells block the opening of the hair follicle so the new hair thats growing gets trapped under the skins surface so all in all you need to do is exfoliate.. Ingrowns are heaps bad..and they can lead to scaring, regualr moisturising straight after waxing helps.

QUOTE (TheAvenger @ Feb 19 2004, 02:20 AM)

Typical bullshit here. Why hasn't anyone mentioned the vast sexual apartheid caused by the elitest social order? What about the people like me who have not had sexual intercourse with another person because they have been prevented from creating any social and romantic relationships by the elitest social order you are all part of?

Mate, I think you should choose your words more carefully. From what I've gathered from your posts, you seem to think that people who have friends, go to parties/clubs and have sex are members of an "elitest" group.

The problem is - the vast majority of people are in this group... i.e. it doesn't sound too "elitest" to me

Oh, and "vast sexual apartheid"? Would you like provide us with your justification for believing that such a thing actually exists?

QUOTE (Kirty @ Feb 18 2004, 09:01 PM)

we dont like pubes in our teeth either!!!

Woj has either a champignon or your tonsils get tickled

QUOTE (missjaykay @ Feb 18 2004, 09:08 PM)

agreed kirt. boys are quick to bitch and moan about excessive amounts of hair in the muff department but its the same story for us girls. if you want me to suck your cock dont expect me to have to go on an expedition thru a forrest to locate it. regular trimming and grooming shows u have pride in your apperance and is alot nicer for us.

If it's that hard to find it's probably not worth sucking.



But agreed, trimmed for everyone is better if not waxed etc..

QUOTE (TheAvenger @ Feb 19 2004, 02:20 AM)

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the vast sexual apartheid caused by the elitest social order? What about the people like me who have not had sexual intercourse with another person because they have been prevented from creating any social and romantic relationships by the elitest social order you are all part of?

There ya go, the nice mr elmox will fix you up if if you really want sex. I'm sure he'll gladly make you part of his 'elite social order'

QUOTE (dnb_junkie @ Feb 18 2004, 09:25 PM)

QUOTE (muffins @ Feb 18 2004, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (eLmoX @ Feb 18 2004, 11:53 AM) I go the fully buzz shaved scrotum, if u can picture it, a nice clean hanging fleshy nut sack around the stump. The girls all go crazy for it. Doesnt it get itchy? yes. and you can end up with a few ingrown bastards. the cream baby, the cream

What, exactly, is this cream you're talking about? Where do you get it from? How does it work? How much does it cost? How otten do you need to reapply? etc etc...

Dont use the creammmmmmmm you'll get ingrowns its exactly like shaving

Why don't you get ingrowns from waxing?

whats visually appealing and whats appealing to the touch can sometimes be different. i love the feeling of a complete brazilian on a female but visually, the thin racing strip is the go. the less hair the better imo

and guys, make sure you at least trim for your girls - everything is always a two way street.

from what iv been told, the cream just burns away the hair chemically, while waxing rips it out by the roots. when the hair grows back from the cream, they arnt new hairs, but the same ones starting from scratch.
i personally think its a bit strange for a guy to nude up their two bit & piece unless its been requested by their partner in crime. but thats just my opinion.

QUOTE (Aaron @ Feb 19 2004, 10:36 AM)

Why don't you get ingrowns from waxing?

You still sometimes do

I once got with this chick who had shaved her pubes so that all that was left was the shape of an arrow pointing downwards...interesting

i was once with a chick that had a little stick figure lawnmower man tattooed there, and a nice little 'square lawn'

I was wondering which chicks here are into taking it up the batty (other than Noddy)?

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ Feb 19 2004, 01:25 PM)

I once got with this chick who had shaved her pubes so that all that was left was the shape of an arrow pointing downwards...interesting

Yep, I've seen the twin arrow, looks tops.

QUOTE (JamesM @ Feb 19 2004, 01:56 PM)

I was wondering which chicks here are into taking it up the batty (other than Noddy)?

i could mention someone but mayday might not like it

QUOTE (Illusion @ Feb 18 2004, 03:56 PM)

QUOTE (PrOpAgAnDa @ Feb 18 2004, 12:05 PM) i'm not into having a bald pud and looking like 14yo kid again So do you think if I shaved down there Miss Ocean Gurl would find me more sexually attractive?

fuck you man

but yeah.. probably

QUOTE (Mr S @ Feb 19 2004, 09:43 AM)

QUOTE (Kirty @ Feb 18 2004, 09:01 PM) we dont like pubes in our teeth either!!! Woj has either a champignon or your tonsils get tickled

The tonsils baby!!!

QUOTE (Aaron @ Feb 19 2004, 09:58 AM)

What, exactly, is this cream you're talking about? Where do you get it from? How does it work? How much does it cost? How otten do you need to reapply? etc etc...

You can buy Nads hair removal cream in most supermarkets/chemists and it is designed specifically for use by males.

As for your method Elmox: I would go and have a wax in a salon before shaving the ol' fella... the thought of nicking my nutsac with a razor is terrifying!

Regardless of sex, it is good to be hygenic and tidy though.

QUOTE (reewind @ Feb 19 2004, 06:58 PM)

QUOTE (Aaron @ Feb 19 2004, 09:58 AM) What, exactly, is this cream you're talking about? Where do you get it from? How does it work? How much does it cost? How otten do you need to reapply? etc etc... You can buy Nads hair removal cream in most supermarkets/chemists and it is designed specifically for use by males. As for your method Elmox: I would go and have a wax in a salon before shaving the ol' fella... the thought of nicking my nutsac with a razor is terrifying! Regardless of sex, it is good to be hygenic and tidy though.

I never said shaving.

I said trim with the same clippers u use when shaving ones head. Not really a razor is it.

I even put a pic of the clippers, but it seems im generally being misunderstood.

I think Ill give a demonstration at the bbq.

Nads cream sounds cool, but also a bit like napalm. Everyones scared of the what ifs. Noone wants ball damage.

Mike if u have the guts to get your nuts waxed at a salon I will match that, and we can then go out and double tea bag some Mansions girls.

QUOTE (eLmoX @ Feb 20 2004, 08:44 AM)

I said trim with the same clippers u use when shaving ones head. Not really a razor is it. Mike if u have the guts to get your nuts waxed at a salon I will match that, and we can then go out and double tea bag some Mansions girls.

That's even worse! I had enough trouble shaving my head with them let alone trying it on ze scrote!

I'm up for some teabagging!

a warnin to the guys......Veet does not work like it does in the adds........It burns.Oh my God does it burn

hahahaha how long did you leave it on for?? it will sting if you leave it on any than the suggested time on pack heee heee silly boy

in england there is a man that makes pubic wigs.coloured hair that you stick onto your pubic area.they come in lots of different designs...such as a bulls-eye, a bird,an arrow, a flag,a rainbow..etc.

QUOTE (Krissy @ Feb 19 2004, 12:19 AM)

QUOTE (muffins @ Feb 18 2004, 02:45 PM) Whats the deal with laser hair removal. A girl I know said it was heaps expensive but permanent... anyone thought about that? Being a Beauty therapist myself and doing xxx's as well as laser hair removal, it CAN be expensive depending on how much hair growth there is...so if your a hairy mother fucker it will be.. But most chicks that have it done are not that bad... Its $95 a session you usally need about 3 for it all to be REDUCED, no where in australia can remove hair permantly and if they say they can its bullshit but dont get me wrong it will make a HUGE difference and its not as painful as waxing..

someone said that $285 seems expensive to just get it 'reduced'... but considering us chicks fork out $30 a month for a XXX wax it really does seem like a pretty good investment to me..

anyone know anyone who's had it done, good/bad places to go etc??

QUOTE (KittyooOOoo @ Feb 21 2004, 12:32 AM)

hahahaha how long did you leave it on for?? it will sting if you leave it on any than the suggested time on pack heee heee silly boy

Nah wasnt too long.Jus shoulda listened to the "Do not use on any other part of ya body other than limbs"warnin.lol.Live and learn

QUOTE (eLmoX @ Feb 20 2004, 09:34 AM)

Mike if u have the guts to get your nuts waxed at a salon I will match that, and we can then go out and double tea bag some Mansions girls.

Pfft salon shmalon... get a home waxing kit, ez.
Err.... so I hear

Home waxing has had some horror stories attached to it! One girl I knew got wax that was in no way wash-offable... and she decided after one rip that she didn't want to wax her legs...
She'd already covered most of her shins and knees with wax!!!! There were some major screams!

... it made me feel more vunerable!!

QUOTE (eLmoX @ Feb 20 2004, 09:34 AM)

Mike if u have the guts to get your nuts waxed at a salon I will match that, and we can then go out and double tea bag some Mansions girls.

Hurry up Baldmox!

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Mar 15 2004, 09:31 PM)

She'd already covered most of her shins and knees with wax!!!! There were some major screams!

Well thats just silly, you're meant to apply it in small areas, press on the cotton strip, and tear it off... And go for a wax that washes off in warm water

QUOTE (muffins @ Mar 15 2004, 10:44 PM)

you're meant to apply it in small areas

Theres no area much smaller than yours Muffy!

You said it was a good size!

I gotta be careful not to drop the dacks in public or my old fella gets mistaken for Osama Cock Laden

Pubic Hair: A Celebration


Pubic hair!
It's down there.
In your underwear
It gets everywhere
Oh!

I don't want to play with a Rubiks cube
I'd rather untangle matted pubes
It's better than playing with my boobs
Or shoving your nob inside a tube.
It's lots of fun and keeps me busy
playing with hair that's short and frizzy
It gets messed up if you have a grope
and always ends up in the soap.

Oh!
Pubic Hair
in the open air
if you dare
show your pubic hair!

If I had a loom I could be a weaver
Then I'd make cloth with my beaver
I'd start my own factory employing school leavers
making evening gowns and selling them to divas
like Mariah Carey, Celine Dion and Cher
Wouldn't they look nice
wearing pubic hair Oh!

Tony Blair
Isla St. Clair
Richard Ge-e-re
they've all go-o-ot
Pubic Hair!

So if you've been to hell and back
with a rusty bic, wax and Immac
agent orange and other weed killers
but still you're hairier than most gorillas
and all that you have got is maimed
coz your hair just won't be tamed
give up now
accept your fate
coz pubic hair is really great Oh!

Don't go spare
about your hair
coz everybody's got it
somewhere
Pubic Hair
Oh Yeh!

i like

i think veet is the way to go it takes about 15 minutes and needs to be done about every 7 days but its painless and leaves a nice silky smooth finish...although when shaving or waxing i find that the very centre (where some girls leave the little 'airstrip') hurts the most im almost in tears everytime i get to that spot YOUCH!!!

wtf?! imo you shouldn't need anything waxed/shaved. aren't you twelve?!

16 in 8 weeks that was harsh

im sorry if i hurt your feelings but im just being honest.

QUOTE (Lauren @ Jul 13 2004, 06:06 PM)

16 in 8 weeks that was harsh

this thread should be 18+

QUOTE (Jynx @ Jul 13 2004, 07:08 PM)

im sorry if i hurt your feelings but im just being honest.

Shhhhh or Hadyz will get upset!!

QUOTE (BeMyRaver @ Feb 18 2004, 06:43 PM)

QUOTE (Jynx @ Feb 18 2004, 05:28 PM) i hate hair anywere but my head. same!!

same here as well

QUOTE (G__ @ Jul 13 2004, 06:16 PM)

QUOTE (Jynx @ Jul 13 2004, 07:08 PM) im sorry if i hurt your feelings but im just being honest. Shhhhh or Hadyz will get upset!!

y will i get upset by that comment? jynx isn't a pedophile like u
and anyway, it's got nuffing 2 do wiv me. i just think for people your age, you and oddy act like ur in the same skool year as me, in which your pedophilia wouldn't be pedophilia at all.

Pedo is as good as it gets ? Your brain is mashed from starting too early kid!

nothing wrong with developing a tollerance to caffine or alcohol

You need to focus on G__'s other lesser qualities, I could give you a list...

QUOTE (JamesM @ Jul 13 2004, 09:38 PM)

You need to focus on G__'s other lesser qualities, I could give you a list...

roll out the list please no more thinking for me.

Nah...better not. My list of shit qualities is probably twice as long

Was gonna say.. that coming from you is a compliment!

But my list of good qualities is thrice as long as yours

As is my Johnson.

It was a cold day ! DONT JUDGE ME !

at least we're getting back on topic...

Shh Haydn, stop bringing it up!

QUOTE (Lauren @ Jul 13 2004, 06:02 PM)

i think veet is the way to go it takes about 15 minutes and needs to be done about every 7 days but its painless and leaves a nice silky smooth finish...although when shaving or waxing i find that the very centre (where some girls leave the little 'airstrip') hurts the most im almost in tears everytime i get to that spot YOUCH!!!

Wow, I used Veet for my legs. I just shave everything else off... and yes the centre is painful. I like waxing better... haha I crave pain.

A mate of mine veet'ed his arse crack and banus and rekons its the worst thing you can ever do and now rekons that it was wrong after the pain.

I guess thats why they invented Nads, Nads is specially made for waxing gonads isnt it?

for a really easy and quick at home wax thingo for ur face (eyebrows etc) get the nads facial wand. its fukn awesome!!!!

QUOTE (drexciya @ Jul 14 2004, 09:45 PM)

A mate of mine veet'ed his arse crack and banus and rekons its the worst thing you can ever do and now rekons that it was wrong after the pain. I guess thats why they invented Nads, Nads is specially made for waxing gonads isnt it?

Really?! Haha. Nah I don't like the thought of chemicals "down there."

QUOTE (Lauren @ Jul 13 2004, 06:06 PM)

16 in 8 weeks

Big arse party or WHAT!!! :P

Thought this was perhaps the most appropiate thread to put this in.

Do you think she needs some waxing done?

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So wrong Ben!!

thats a fucking big caterpillar

she needs a razor run big time, including the armpits

QUOTE (rockshow girl @ Oct 14 2004, 12:40 AM)

So wrong Ben!!

I know. I love the shock factor

She's not bad in the boob department tho...

I'd do her...

QUOTE (Double D @ Oct 15 2004, 12:13 AM)

I'd do her...

up for a good flossing?

QUOTE (tinkleberry @ Oct 14 2004, 11:12 PM)

She's not bad in the boob department tho...

good face too

QUOTE (Double D @ Oct 14 2004, 11:13 PM)

I'd do her...

I think I'd get off more fucking her armpit

stickin it in the armpits always good for a laugh

aaayyy carlaw that kinda looks like ya mum :-)

nah my mum doesn't shave her legs...

Bump...
WRONG... BAD BEN, BAD.

QUOTE (LightningChyld @ Nov 12 2004, 12:02 PM)

Bump... WRONG... BAD BEN, BAD.

That's what I'm good at doing on here...raising eyebrows!

Check out this video

An example of women's faces and reactions upon their first ever bikini wax!

Safe for work!

This thread is great! Everyone's so excited about adding their comment and it's interesting to see how everyone else feels about the topic.

Personally, I go the fully shaven look. Used to do the runway/strip thing but one day a went a little too far with the razor and have just kept it bald ever since.

I know that with shaving you get a little dotty, but I find I get more ingrowns with waxing. I used to get it professionally done before I was sexually active, which was great, but once the sex started I hated having to wait for the hair to grow back. Do guys find that unattractive - the grow back period?

QUOTE (DJ Ben @ Feb 7 2005, 05:34 PM)

Check out this video An example of women's faces and reactions upon their first ever bikini wax! Safe for work!

nice work ben... there should be one of my ex on there... that was funny as fuck... definitely put me off ever considering it

And I still got her to go back and get it done again

I was talking to a friend the other day and he was saying that as he's gotten older he has less and less desire to give a girl head. Do most guys feel this way?

How olds your friend? Im 23 and if a girls keen to go down on me then its (usually) only fair to repay the favor... so long as its well kept down there... sometimes I just cant be bothered but thats usually a drunken/sleep deprived thing more than a feeling my age thing

QUOTE (rockshow girl @ Mar 27 2005, 11:41 PM)

I was talking to a friend the other day and he was saying that as he's gotten older he has less and less desire to give a girl head. Do most guys feel this way?

Shit no...

As a male gets older he realises more that tthere actually is someone else involved (ie not just him) and then he is definately more willing to service and please the woman he is with.

QUOTE (Knickers @ Feb 9 2005, 01:56 PM)

This thread is great! Everyone's so excited about adding their comment and it's interesting to see how everyone else feels about the topic. Personally, I go the fully shaven look. Used to do the runway/strip thing but one day a went a little too far with the razor and have just kept it bald ever since. I know that with shaving you get a little dotty, but I find I get more ingrowns with waxing. I used to get it professionally done before I was sexually active, which was great, but once the sex started I hated having to wait for the hair to grow back. Do guys find that unattractive - the grow back period?

Well a mouth full of muff hair wouldnt feel or taste to good.At least ur making the effort and not having like the worlds biggest bush you recive 10 on an acount of exellence

Can i ask if girls like it when a dude trims his pubes also or do they think its stupid or what?

Poll added!

Nice work insert high5 here :

This post has been edited by ectacy on Mar 27 2005, 10:25 PM

i've been looking at that stuff that u just leave on, wipe off and your hair falls out... does it work on your nuts.... i dont wanna shave or wax, PAIN!!!!

It works, but it hurts too. Apparently

QUOTE (smitho @ Mar 28 2005, 01:51 AM)

i've been looking at that stuff that u just leave on, wipe off and your hair falls out... does it work on your nuts.... i dont wanna shave or wax, PAIN!!!!

Just dont leave it on too long or use soap to wash off with. It's a world of pain.

It's handy.. but it doesnt work that great... your better off waxing.

I go the full leg wax including bikini and shave my pits but only in summer for triathlons. Chicks dig it but I'm proud of growth and let it go wild in winter, first wax of the season is the worst.

would never go the shave (ingrowns and the thought of having a blade near that area, yow) and tried nads once and it was pure hell

So you have no problems finding places that wax males?

Essential Beauty does it for $55.

I love the wax.. or conversely veet.. seems to work ok for me.. I guess because i don't have particularly thick hair..

QUOTE (Mayday @ Mar 28 2005, 05:49 PM)

So you have no problems finding places that wax males?

Nah, so long as you have G-bangers until they get to know you better

I go to Super Cuts in the KPMG building for $35, Essential Beauty only on emergency as they hurt and treat it like a factory job

Essential Beauty were like that with me too .... would hurt way more on guys too ... ouch :/

I had 3 girls working on me at once one time because they wanted to close up early, my legs swelled up twice the size from the ripping and I mean most of the hair was ripped and not pulled out so it was already stubble the next day. Waste of money

isnt this poll missing something?? theres no alexb618 option....

This post has been edited by slide on Mar 29 2005, 11:38 AM

Bahahahahahha !!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE (Ted Nogard @ Mar 29 2005, 10:53 AM)

I had 3 girls working on me at once one time because they wanted to close up early, my legs swelled up twice the size from the ripping and I mean most of the hair was ripped and not pulled out so it was already stubble the next day. Waste of money

Most people dream of being worked on by 3 women at once


I left out the Alexb option because I wanted decent answers, rather than 7 people saying they are Mr Bates and not knowing what they thought

Usually having 3 girls would be fun even during waxing, but they were feral slappers with way too much make-up and attitude for me to enjoy the experience

Pube Shampoo funny video