Newbie As the title of this thread states we were wondering what is wrong with the both of us?
It all started one summers night in a msn conversation. We figured neither of us are horribly ugly, we can cook, clean, iron shirts... We're not stupid, we can remember anniversaries, we can change nappies or are willing to learn, we have career aspirations, we are honest and caring, yet we have noticed over a significant perioid of time that all the wankers get the girls! So we have to ask the ladies: should we just start treating you like crap? Will that help us find true love?
But seriously though, What do you look for in a guy? What are you attracted to? What is coming on too strong or weak, what is the happy medium?
This has been a muffins & macho nacho production.
"Bringing you Good Sideburns for an average of 4.5 years!"
..what if? you dont conform thats the problem.
me finds meself in a similar boat altho not too sure about the horribly ugly bit
*edit*
lol didnt see that crap about cleaning and ironing .. .
my mummy still does that
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
doss bitch
nick u need to learn how to read people better i can assure you that you are in fact sort after by a few girlies.
in response to the treat like crap. basically some guys are wankers and get the girls but basically everyone can see what wankers they are and in the end girls wont stay with them its the nice guys they want.
ps this is the first i have learnt of either of you two being able to cook so the question i put to you when the fuck are u cooking me dinner ?!
just remember when you think your free
the crack inside your fucking heart is me
i wanna outrace the speed of pain for another day
PhortePosted: 26 Jan 2004, 8:42pm 
googley eyes bit of the ol' eternal question innit..
not everyone is made for eachother.
just take it as it comes..
( o Y o )| QUOTE (missjaykay @ Jan 26 2004, 08:50 PM) |
| ps this is the first i have learnt of either of you two being able to cook so the question i put to you when the fuck are u cooking me dinner ?! |
AMEN TO THAT!
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hahaha were just making a point of saying how we noticed alot of nice girls seem to be with wankers who treat them like shit...
also on top of that. Damn my illiteracy! there so hard to read... its confusing...
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NoddyPosted: 26 Jan 2004, 9:28pm 
Ya fooken' dickhead! For starters, what chick would ever think of getting with somebody who calls themselves Muffins??
OKAY, FUCK IT - I LIED! IT'S DRUM & BASS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
Killing the self While on the surface this looks like a straightforward question, it is essentially one of life's great mysteries: why do decent blokes end up with diddly squat, while meatheads get sex on demand?
I think the non-conforming comment braught up by thecrazyq does have a lot to do with it.
If you look at the average wanker who gets women regularily, you will notice that they strike more than a passing resemblence to others of their ilk - and there are so many of them!!
It is much like DJing - while at one stage having your own sound totally different to any other pretenders was of utmost importance to be able to land gigs, nowadays having "the right records" that fit a particular "genre" and fitting into that particular "scene" are the ways one land gigs.
Music and Sex...
You have a choice: sell out, or stay true.
They both have their pros and cons, but it has been shown time and time again throughout history that staying true to your beliefs will benefit you in the long run.
After all: most of these meatheads couldn't hold a stable, loving relationship if they won it in a Kellogs packet and these sorts of people grow old unloved and become forgotten, having added nothing of any substance or value to life.
Yet if you continue on your path of independance) and find someone such as yourself you will have found something unique and valuable...
The problem is there are more sheep than shepherds, so to find another one is more difficult than if you were just to indulge in fluffy little dolly...
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
A Muppet your a fucking queer muffo and mucho, your IQ has just plummeted below the floorboards for even talking to muffo let alone posting with him
get a clue the pair of yas your both hopless.
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NoddyPosted: 26 Jan 2004, 9:36pm Ya fooken' dickhead! WHy dont Muffins and Macho just hook up with each other.
You both find each good looking and you both have similar interests. Youre definately both available so go for it. Regular sex for both of you and we wont have to hear you complain.
Its a win-win situation!!!
OKAY, FUCK IT - I LIED! IT'S DRUM & BASS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
..what if? agree with v-agent about sellouts. . . why do you think they all wear exactly the same clothes and all walk/talk the same way?
cos then the girlies'll get confused and might accidentally pick one of thosse shmoes
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
A Muppet and your both fucking hopless
youd make a retarded couple.. go for it
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..what if? excuses excuses! thats why you aren't getting anywhere!
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
doss bitch
ok ladies some of you must be single and like the looks of mister macho nacho nick and mister muffins tim so dont be shy pm them and everyone can be happy.
..what if? lol need a new forum area called RA dating agency
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
..what if? i dont .. . (lol almost to 1000!!)
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
JynxPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 9:47am 
.... ok from a girls point of view the first thing that attracts me to a guy is confidence and plenty of it and a well good sence of humor. those points in a guy will grab my attention. im wierd tho cus i have been known to be instantly attracted to arrogant, rude, funny bastards.
but everyone is different and like previously mentioned you have to stay true to yourself. it would just help you meet and get the attention of the ladies if you have the dangly bits to go up and start a conversation with one that catches your eye. and if you get shot down.. you move on.
i hate this argument "im shy.. how do i meet girls?" bloody get over yourself and talk to one!! we aren't in grade 6 anymore..
~ "midnight, the real me, out shinin, oh can't you see. midnight, i'm lettin myself go,im lost in the rythm, the night takes control" ~
~ "Grab the camera... lets make a cockumentory."~
Evil Grin!!!| QUOTE (Jynx @ Jan 27 2004, 10:57 AM) |
| i hate this argument "im shy.. how do i meet girls?" bloody get over yourself and talk to one!! we aren't in grade 6 anymore.. |
i think you missed the point of the first post chrissy
they do go up to girls and talk to them etc etc, theyre just not getting the action theyre looking for
tim/nick??????????
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Umm sorta along the right track.... im not compaling with my status at the moment...
my main question was about how decent girls end up with wankers....
YARR Humph! Because girls are mainly attracxted to confidence, and to be blatantly honest, often good looks.
However it turns out most wankers are goodlooking, confident people.
Do you believe in a God that satisfies,
Do you believe in a God that opens eyes,
Do you believe in a God that tells you lies,
Or do you believe in me?
PhortePosted: 27 Jan 2004, 10:08am googley eyes just to throw in a bit of an arguement, going by that, there are a lot of goodlooking, confident people who AREN'T wankers.
and a lot of them are still single. for example, nick is quite the dashing young lad.. lol
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plastic surgery and liposuction will help you both!
GOOD THREAD, WOULD READ AGAIN A+++++
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you guys are too busy feeling sorry for yourselves to go chasing women, and when you do you are taking the wrong angle - remember, you dont want to be their friend, you just want to slam their ass!
GOOD THREAD, WOULD READ AGAIN A+++++
chutes too narrow | QUOTE (G__ @ Jan 27 2004, 11:54 AM) |
| I never thought I'd agree with Rob, but this couldnt be truer. 90% of comments come down to one thing... jealousy. Exactly... just cos the guy is banging the chick you want doesnt make him a wanker.. in fact he is probably with her cos he is a better bloke than you! |
and slimmer and not in dire need of plastic surgery!
hardcore and freeform are not legitimate forms of music
PhÜnKiiPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 11:50am 
BAM!!!!| QUOTE (eLmoX @ Jan 27 2004, 10:35 AM) |
| QUOTE (macho nacho @ Jan 27 2004, 10:13 AM) |
my main question was about how decent girls end up with wankers.... |
Decent girls dont end up with wankers, wankerettes do. Shit attracts shit. |
That's not always true Andy
I've dated my fair share of wankers, are you saying i'm a wankerette?
Chicks like bad boys, i dont know what it is but losts of girls find it really attractive, but when it comes to relationships and settling down, i think you'll find 80% of us girls would prefer to date a nice guy that she knows will treat her how she needs to be treated, the other 20% of us are the wankerette's that Andy talked about that like to be beaten by their bf's, cheated on, and treated wrong and will never do anything about it.
"I CHUG THE COCK as this is going nowhere fast" Wojtek April 11 10:18pm
DimitriPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 11:59am Mr. Sensitive i think it also depends on the kind of fishing equipment your using, if you want something from off the deep end your not going to be catching it with your $12.45 rex hunt Kmart special muffo
its all about the deep sea rod, and the kind of hook/sinker/luer/bait you plan to use.
in saying that though i dont recomend you go deep sea fishing, you dont look like a strong swimmer.. instead stick to the jetty down at largs bay, you should be able to hook a leather boot down there & then hang onto it for dear life! it'll prolly be the best lovin you ever get
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
chutes too narrow | QUOTE (Phorte @ Jan 27 2004, 12:10 PM) |
| QUOTE (G__ @ Jan 27 2004, 12:08 PM) | | Maybe these guys needs to find a minger and throw a few sqirts of ball mustard her way? |
or the COCK IN THE ASS
seriously i find it quite suprising that a lot of rob's posts in this thread are more serious than most the other shit he posts up on here.. have we hit an emotional topic for him? |
its cos he cant get any poon-tang!
hardcore and freeform are not legitimate forms of music
JynxPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 12:10pm .... | QUOTE (Dimitri @ Jan 27 2004, 12:09 PM) |
i think it also depends on the kind of fishing equipment your using, if you want something from off the deep end your not going to be catching it with your $12.45 rex hunt Kmart special muffo
its all about the deep sea rod, and the kind of hook/sinker/luer/bait you plan to use.
in saying that though i dont recomend you go deep sea fishing, you dont look like a strong swimmer.. instead stick to the jetty down at largs bay, you should be able to hook a leather boot down there & then hang onto it for dear life! it'll prolly be the best lovin you ever get |
you are such a rude bastard dimi.
i still love you tho...
~ "midnight, the real me, out shinin, oh can't you see. midnight, i'm lettin myself go,im lost in the rythm, the night takes control" ~
~ "Grab the camera... lets make a cockumentory."~
chutes too narrow | QUOTE (Dimitri @ Jan 27 2004, 12:09 PM) |
i think it also depends on the kind of fishing equipment your using, if you want something from off the deep end your not going to be catching it with your $12.45 rex hunt Kmart special muffo
its all about the deep sea rod, and the kind of hook/sinker/luer/bait you plan to use.
in saying that though i dont recomend you go deep sea fishing, you dont look like a strong swimmer.. instead stick to the jetty down at largs bay, you should be able to hook a leather boot down there & then hang onto it for dear life! it'll prolly be the best lovin you ever get |
thats some funny shit!
hardcore and freeform are not legitimate forms of music
PhortePosted: 27 Jan 2004, 12:15pm 
oral gami which says a lot about your other posts on here!
hence why i said "are more serious than.." hehe
DimitriPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 12:18pm Mr. Sensitive | QUOTE (Jynx @ Jan 27 2004, 12:20 PM) |
you are such a rude bastard dimi.
i still love you tho... |
look if your going to big me up like that please dont forget to mention im dead sexy, and Robs number 1 man(fan).
i find if someone can confirm the facts im friends with him the ladies generaly dig me more
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
DimitriPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 12:20pm Mr. Sensitive | QUOTE (Trucker @ Jan 27 2004, 12:28 PM) |
Muffo, listen, if you're really struggling, just head down to the Mars Bar, find yourself a drunk bloke and get a blowie. Just close your eyes and pretend it's Kylie - you won't know the difference, trust me. |
i'd like to take back the fact that i know rob, never met the cunt in my life before.. he keeps PMing me for gay sex though... ADMINS can you stop this maybe?
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
DimitriPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 12:27pm Mr. Sensitive | QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jan 27 2004, 12:32 PM) |
| QUOTE (G__ @ Jan 27 2004, 12:08 PM) |
Yeh but i have high standards.
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you do ?
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G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
Yoda's Love Child this is the WANKEIST!! thread ever, cum on.
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
PhortePosted: 27 Jan 2004, 12:42pm oral gami can you take a big COCK IN THE ASS?
Yoda's Love Child *THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
JynxPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 1:05pm .... | QUOTE (eLmoX @ Jan 27 2004, 12:46 PM) |
| QUOTE (PhnKii @ Jan 27 2004, 12:00 PM) | | QUOTE (eLmoX @ Jan 27 2004, 10:35 AM) | | QUOTE (macho nacho @ Jan 27 2004, 10:13 AM) |
my main question was about how decent girls end up with wankers.... |
Decent girls dont end up with wankers, wankerettes do. Shit attracts shit. |
That's not always true Andy
I've dated my fair share of wankers, are you saying i'm a wankerette?
Chicks like bad boys, i dont know what it is but losts of girls find it really attractive, but when it comes to relationships and settling down, i think you'll find 80% of us girls would prefer to date a nice guy that she knows will treat her how she needs to be treated, the other 20% of us are the wankerette's that Andy talked about that like to be beaten by their bf's, cheated on, and treated wrong and will never do anything about it.
|
Uve got to try a few different types to find out what suits u best, and u cant fault someone for that, but if I was still with the girl I thought was wrong for me what kind of guy would I be?
Same goes for u, if u realised the guy was wrong for u and stuck by him what type of girl were u? Either very hopeful, or very daft.
Sounds like uve gone from ignorance to experience and now know what youre looking for thatl compliment u, and thats a good place to be in.
My own pont of view of the selfish or mean or confident guy is that it has its time and place when its the best reaction a guy can have and it makes sense that strength of personality is attractive, as long as selfishness doesnt dominate and can be switched off, and a little bit of niceness should be sprinkled down occasionally to help the bonds between u and your bitch grow. |
hello?! i posted already the explanation for why girls repetitively date or stay with wankers .. although i have never i have plenty of lovely girlfriends who have or are currently suffering from that situation.
it's simple. people get treated exactly how they alow themselfs to be. and like i said many of these girls don't like/respect themselfs all that much so they alow these guys to treat them like shit because (deep down) they think thats how they deserve to be treated.
~ "midnight, the real me, out shinin, oh can't you see. midnight, i'm lettin myself go,im lost in the rythm, the night takes control" ~
~ "Grab the camera... lets make a cockumentory."~
Mr. Sensitive G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
eLmoXPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 1:23pm 
Yoda's Love Child
To get back to the topic whats wrong with you Muffo Nacho is you are niceguy soft-ons who spend too much time analysing why being on your best behaivour like momma taught you isnt getting all the chicks and your jealous of wankers and confused in how to be yourself, basically pathetic messes, I hate you, never post again. How are you going to protect your hot chick & newborn from slavering wolves, be nice to it and PM it on the internet youre a joke! I have spoken! end of debate! Kill yourselves now!
chutes too narrow | QUOTE (eLmoX @ Jan 27 2004, 01:33 PM) |
| To get back to the topic whats wrong with you Muffo Nacho is you are niceguy soft-ons who spend too much time analysing why being on your best behaivour like momma taught you isnt getting all the chicks and your jealous of wankers and confused in how to be yourself, basically pathetic messes, I hate you, never post again. How are you going to protect your hot chick & newborn from slavering wolves, be nice to it and PM it on the internet youre a joke! I have spoken! end of debate! Kill yourselves now! |
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
hardcore and freeform are not legitimate forms of music
BAM!!!! lol you know just the things to say...
Guys... you need to go out and have a good time... look asif your having a ball and dont care what happens... I think you'll find more chicks will go for that than a guy that quietly sits in the background
"I CHUG THE COCK as this is going nowhere fast" Wojtek April 11 10:18pm
Yoda's Love Child wank wank wank wank wankwank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
doss bitch
agreed jimmy. agreed dimi.
just remember when you think your free
the crack inside your fucking heart is me
i wanna outrace the speed of pain for another day
Yoda's Love Child wank wank wank wank wank wank!!!!
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
MoePosted: 27 Jan 2004, 1:35pm 
The B&D Crew | QUOTE (PhnKii @ Jan 27 2004, 01:38 PM) |
| Guys... you need to go out and have a good time... look asif your having a ball and dont care what happens... I think you'll find more chicks will go for that than a guy that quietly sits in the background |
Totally agree with this. It often turns out that you will meet the right person when you least expect it and are not out looking for it. Have fun, be yourselves and live life.
Ravers - Evolved hippies with added hygiene
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THIS IS REALY PATHETIC!!!! KILL YOURSELVES LOSERS!!!!
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
doss bitch
:fallsoffchairlaughinghysterically:
elmox you always seem to come up with the right words at the right time.
just remember when you think your free
the crack inside your fucking heart is me
i wanna outrace the speed of pain for another day
Yoda's Love Child fooork yooooo!!!!!!!
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
..what if? i have nothign further to add
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
BAM!!!! | QUOTE (JIMBO DA METAL HEAD!! @ Jan 27 2004, 01:47 PM) |
| THIS IS REALY PATHETIC!!!! KILL YOURSELVES LOSERS!!!! |
offtopic:
Why the hell do you come on here when all you say is shit like that?
Kill yourself losers? That's uncalled for whether your joking or not... Grow the fuck up
"I CHUG THE COCK as this is going nowhere fast" Wojtek April 11 10:18pm
BAM!!!! | QUOTE (Trucker @ Jan 27 2004, 02:13 PM) |
| I guess we'll never know |
Good thing that
"I CHUG THE COCK as this is going nowhere fast" Wojtek April 11 10:18pm
Yoda's Love Child *THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
BAM!!!! | QUOTE (JIMBO DA METAL HEAD!! @ Jan 27 2004, 02:18 PM) |
[i hope your guna tellelmox off aswell??? but your soooo rite i,m realy sorry it was a mean nasty thing to say  maybe i could bend the boys over and give em a bit as a kind of i,m sorry jesture??? I AM SORRY IF I,VE AFFENDID ANYONE! oh by the way fukoff!!!! |
Nice spelling...
Andy doesn't get told off... i'll just give him a beating when i see him next
"I CHUG THE COCK as this is going nowhere fast" Wojtek April 11 10:18pm
Mr. Sensitive now now guys lets settle down a little, non of this is constructive argument in regards to helping muffo work out hit problems.
im going to give you both a time out and you can go sit in opposit corners till your willing to come back to the group and contribute as mature people.
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
BAM!!!! I didn't mean it Dimi, well I did but a time out is a bit harsh. Can i go stand on a red spot instead?
"I CHUG THE COCK as this is going nowhere fast" Wojtek April 11 10:18pm
Yoda's Love Child | QUOTE (Dimitri @ Jan 27 2004, 02:22 PM) |
now now guys lets settle down a little, non of this is constructive argument in regards to helping muffo work out hit problems.
im going to give you both a time out and you can go sit in opposit corners till your willing to come back to the group and contribute as mature people. |
orr i feel like an outcast now but seriously back too the problem the boys need a fuck? so why not just fuk each other till they find somone special???
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
Mr. Sensitive Sin Bin or......... STFU!!!
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
Mr. Sensitive move it along batty boi, nothing to see here... maybe try the corner shop in about 15 though =)
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
Yoda's Love Child | QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jan 27 2004, 02:52 PM) |
| QUOTE (Trucker @ Jan 27 2004, 01:49 PM) |
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i'll second that !
 |
you pair of mean cunts!!!
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
G__Posted: 27 Jan 2004, 2:47pm 
G Banger Dimi, its not comedy, its you trying to put others down to hide your own insecurities of looking like Antonio Banderas after he's had his face attacked with a pole and not getting a root .. ever! All those male advances are true fellas, he's dead keen for it! its back door or no door for Dimi!
Bostie malaka re!
Mr. Sensitive | QUOTE (G__ @ Jan 27 2004, 02:57 PM) |
| Dimi, its not comedy, its you trying to put others down to hide your own insecurities of looking like Antonio Banderas after he's had his face attacked with a pole and not getting a root .. ever! All those male advances are true fellas, he's dead keen for it! its back door or no door for Dimi! |
a great little bit of pro's text there G but totaly Lamerd in the funny department..
if i could give you any help at all it would be to consult a
dictionarythere should be lots of words in there to help you string a funny paragraph or two together..
i hope this helps, yours thoughfully
john handcock
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
Flippin' out I could ask what's wrong with me, as I get no attention from fellas... but I won't.
I'm happy out with friends and I believe that what will come will come. Just be patient.
23rd July, it's a Birthday Bash!
8pm, Mojos west. Come one, come all! ( I'm too cheap to sms everyone, and this is easier, so there.)
Mr. Sensitive edited:: i have to be nice now
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
Flippin' out For christs sake, Kids.... Shut the hell up or take it elsewhere!
23rd July, it's a Birthday Bash!
8pm, Mojos west. Come one, come all! ( I'm too cheap to sms everyone, and this is easier, so there.)
Toot toot! | QUOTE (Trucker @ Jan 27 2004, 12:28 PM) |
| Muffo, listen, if you're really struggling, just head down to the Mars Bar, find yourself a drunk bloke and get a blowie. Just close your eyes and pretend it's Kylie - you won't know the difference, trust me. |
I bow to your experience in this matter
| QUOTE |
To get back to the topic whats wrong with you Muffo Nacho is you are niceguy soft-ons who spend too much time analysing why being on your best behaivour like momma taught you isnt getting all the chicks and your jealous of wankers and confused in how to be yourself, basically pathetic messes, I hate you, never post again. How are you going to protect your hot chick & newborn from slavering wolves, be nice to it and PM it on the internet youre a joke! I have spoken! end of debate! Kill yourselves now! |
Aaah Moxy I love your way with words
You read it, now you can't un-read it!
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Mr. Sensitive | QUOTE (Trucker @ Jan 27 2004, 03:20 PM) |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry D Man, G Pop-Fizzle got you with that one
'no entry found for Dimi' = GENIUS!
This doesn't mean I like you G, I just thought that was a moment of inspiration. |
i agree that was all class..
G: about myself 30/05/05
"it IS clear you are inferior to me in every way! That i WILL say!"
..what if? some might say, trucker, that you're overreacting and think you more of an asshole.
but there is a point there.
i dont do it myself but you have to promote yourself (nobody else will be unless your mates is trying to set you up
) if you want to be popular
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
CLOUD9Posted: 27 Jan 2004, 3:56pm 
Everything's coming up Nathan..!! dude your a laugh, so was friday night.. hahahaha!
Im sure if you played your cards right you could have got some action...
REVOLUTION - 22nd July
Lets party like its 1845.
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running, cause if it is i bet it runs like you, VERRRY HOMOSEXUALLY!!! - Peter Griffen
..what if? | QUOTE (Trucker @ Jan 27 2004, 04:03 PM) |
| QUOTE (thecrazyg @ Jan 27 2004, 04:01 PM) | some might say, trucker, that you're overreacting and think you more of an asshole.
|
If it's one thing you should have learned from this thread crazyg is that chicks LIKE assholes! |
all those who like assholes raise your hands
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
Yoda's Love Child
haha this thread is really going places!
now ppl telling me to kill my self hey? hmmm maybe not...
Killing the self Dammmn... this has got to be the best thread I've read on here: sex, drunken counter-gender "accident" stories, bannings and just general hi-jinks with some Hitler thrown in for good measure.
Man... funniest damn thing I've read in ages, especially this
Dimitri character - makes even the unmoderated Discogs forum look like an old age home hangout right now.
Nice to see people still have spirit!!
Nice one fellas - you go girl!
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
CLOUD9Posted: 27 Jan 2004, 4:11pm Everything's coming up Nathan..!! or bald people with big guts!!
REVOLUTION - 22nd July
Lets party like its 1845.
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running, cause if it is i bet it runs like you, VERRRY HOMOSEXUALLY!!! - Peter Griffen
Homemade Chemist WTF
haha amusing thread tisk tisk
The truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry.
Killing the self | QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jan 27 2004, 04:23 PM) |
| QUOTE (CLOUD9 @ Jan 27 2004, 04:21 PM) | | or bald people with big guts!! |
least my mates remember to pick me up and take me places !
|
Mars Bar?
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
CLOUD9Posted: 27 Jan 2004, 4:17pm Everything's coming up Nathan..!! | QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jan 27 2004, 04:23 PM) |
| QUOTE (CLOUD9 @ Jan 27 2004, 04:21 PM) | | or bald people with big guts!! |
least my mates remember to pick me up and take me places !
|
Shut up ya Fuck Stain..
REVOLUTION - 22nd July
Lets party like its 1845.
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running, cause if it is i bet it runs like you, VERRRY HOMOSEXUALLY!!! - Peter Griffen
Yoda's Love Child cant believe this thread is still going??? your all fukd!
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
Killing the self Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
Yoda's Love Child *THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
Killing the self Lol.. this thread is getting better and better, now we have the undead amongst us!
:zombie:
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
Homemade Chemist O dude dont u have alot to learn to come onto a rave orientated forum and acctually tell everyone to fuck of or i dont give a fuck. That attitude towards people will get u knowhere. Where the fuck is the plur these days sheesh
The truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry.
Yoda's Love Child | QUOTE (Odyssey @ Jan 27 2004, 04:36 PM) |
| QUOTE (JIMBO DA METAL HEAD!! @ Jan 27 2004, 04:33 PM) |
why dont you like me??? |
cos ya wont bend over and take it like a man !! |
i,d love tooo youd be the best fukin fatso.
*THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
Killing the self | QUOTE (2cb = :) @ Jan 27 2004, 04:37 PM) |
| Where the fuck is the plur these days sheesh |
At the end of my .303
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
Yoda's Love Child *THE DAY OF THE LONDON EXPLOSIONS*
my mate lee while sitting in a london cafe...
"THIS CHILLI CONCARN LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A BUS"
..what if? only if it shoots out a little flag that says bang
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
CLOUD9Posted: 27 Jan 2004, 4:40pm Everything's coming up Nathan..!! Isnt PLUR a tropical canned fruit??
REVOLUTION - 22nd July
Lets party like its 1845.
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running, cause if it is i bet it runs like you, VERRRY HOMOSEXUALLY!!! - Peter Griffen
Killing the self | QUOTE (CLOUD9 @ Jan 27 2004, 04:50 PM) |
| Isnt PLUR a tropical canned fruit?? |
Yes, but I believe it was taken off the market because it was sending kids spastik due to it's sugar content...
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
..what if? well whatever it is it isn't happening in this thread
crazyg - shuttin' up shop - everything must go - all fair offers accepted - going - going - GONE!
wojtekPosted: 27 Jan 2004, 4:45pm 
Fuckin' Aye! .... this is getting sad ....
RA loves you Muffins-Nacho
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Yoda's Love Child
So Muffins, has this thread helped you discover why you aren't drinking the white wine from the furry cup yet?
Lots of top advice in there! Have a read son!
